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OfflineMajickMuffin
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How the fuck am I supposed to meet people?
    #22141401 - 08/25/15 03:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

In the fucking woods looking for mushrooms?

Seriously, how the fuck do you guys meet people.

Im not a very social person only because I dont know anyfuckingone.

Im a one on one type of guy.

I want to meet a girl of similar thinking.

How do you guys meet people? :patlal:


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22141407 - 08/25/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I haven't had a friend in 7 years (left home for military). Just me, wife, and cats. Don't ask me :lol:

I met my wife on plenty of fish when I got to first duty location 5 years ago and have been married for 4 in 2 weeks - worked for me.

I've never been able to find friends since leaving and coming back home - all high school friends are trash and I just don't even know where to start. every job I've worked is all people 10+ years older then me. also basically work from home now so it's even harder.

i will say the urge to have friends after being married for a while kind of diminishes


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22141447 - 08/25/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Wow marriage sounds like it sucks.


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: empty space] * 1
    #22141454 - 08/25/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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empty space said:
Wow marriage sounds like it sucks.




best thing that ever happened to me. not sure how you got "it sucks" from what I said.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22141462 - 08/25/15 03:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I mean I have friends but not anybody I could possibly have a relationship with thats what im talking about here :shrug:


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22141465 - 08/25/15 03:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I mean I have friends but not anybody I could possibly have a relationship with thats what im talking about here :shrug:




1) dress nice
2) talk to women?
3) try online dating

a car, a toothbrush, and a job really will help.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22141476 - 08/25/15 03:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

A job is what I need. Ive been thinking that would assist me in meeting people.

Online dating I tried once many months ago and that was a fucking bitch.


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22141482 - 08/25/15 03:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I meet most of my now homies here at work. But it helps i work in a pretty big processing plant so there's lots of people here on any given day and a lot of them are in my age group


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22141487 - 08/25/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

MajickMuffin said:
A job is what I need. Ive been thinking that would assist me in meeting people.

Online dating I tried once many months ago and that was a fucking bitch.




a job won't help you meet people necessarily, and by meet people i'm assuming you mean meet people (women) to have sex with.

it will make you more of a prospect in the eyes of any women you do happen to try and talk to.

what went wrong with online dating? i hated it lol - but got lucky regardless. was only on the site for a month before i got sick of it and deleted it (and also was dating my wife so I didn't need it any more).


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22141519 - 08/25/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
Quote:

MajickMuffin said:
A job is what I need. Ive been thinking that would assist me in meeting people.

Online dating I tried once many months ago and that was a fucking bitch.




a job won't help you meet people necessarily, and by meet people i'm assuming you mean meet people (women) to have sex with.

it will make you more of a prospect in the eyes of any women you do happen to try and talk to.

what went wrong with online dating? i hated it lol - but got lucky regardless. was only on the site for a month before i got sick of it and deleted it (and also was dating my wife so I didn't need it any more).



What went wrong was nobody ever contacted me.

Even though I am good looking and have cool hobbies/views.

Maybe I just lost hope


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22141530 - 08/25/15 03:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

if you're a man looking for women you need to literally send 100 messages a day :lol:
i met 3 girls, fucked 2 a few times randomly for a few weeks - both were fucking crazy as fuck. 3rd I met became my wife.

it's a pain in the ass but you gotta make the effort - no girl will message you typically. i had to instigate everything.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22141560 - 08/25/15 04:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Well thanks for the help man, maybe I will look into that if you had the success you say you did :creepylurker:


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22141626 - 08/25/15 04:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Well thanks for the help man, maybe I will look into that if you had the success you say you did :creepylurker:




be warned - some bitches be crazy. one had a 4" stab wound in her abdomen from the week before from when she took all the pills in her cabinet and went psychotic and tried to murder her boyfriend. i fucked her for 4 hours and never talked to her again.

other one wouldn't let me inside her house. i had to come to her house and fuck her in the garage every day, and then leave. we watched a few movies and i had to pee outside in the yard.


weird.
my wife introduced me to her family, and was totally normal - much better lol.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22141642 - 08/25/15 04:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
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MajickMuffin said:
Well thanks for the help man, maybe I will look into that if you had the success you say you did :creepylurker:




be warned - some bitches be crazy. one had a 4" stab wound in her abdomen from the week before from when she took all the pills in her cabinet and went psychotic and tried to murder her boyfriend. i fucked her for 4 hours and never talked to her again.

other one wouldn't let me inside her house. i had to come to her house and fuck her in the garage every day, and then leave. we watched a few movies and i had to pee outside in the yard.


weird.
my wife introduced me to her family, and was totally normal - much better lol.



Wow dude.  :shitmypants:
Appreciate the warning.

Thanks for sharing those crazy bitches


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22141649 - 08/25/15 04:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

lol no problem be careful
the most fucked up part is I bought the bitch with the stab wound a $25 salad at some restaurant - AND SHE DIDNT TAKE A FUCKING BITE OF IT AND DIDNT WANT TO TAKE IT HOME


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22141654 - 08/25/15 04:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Now thats fucked up.

I ALWAYS  take my leftovers home even if its cheap shit. Its just what to do :shrug:


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22141657 - 08/25/15 04:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I joined Meetup and Plenty Of Fish today


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: plektheplek]
    #22141667 - 08/25/15 04:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I joined Meetup and Plenty Of Fish today



If thats a real picture of you as your avatar picture im just going to say straight up the only people your going to 'match' with are fat motherfuckers.


Jokin. ha :thatsaten:


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: plektheplek]
    #22141672 - 08/25/15 04:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Now thats fucked up.

I ALWAYS  take my leftovers home even if its cheap shit. Its just what to do :shrug:




especially on a first date, as a woman. at least one bite.
nothin.

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I joined Meetup and Plenty Of Fish today




good luck. i HATED it and felt dirty using online dating, but it worked out in the end. so awkard trying to 'sell yourself' to 100's of women hoping one responds. if I was single now I'd be better at finding dates then when I was younger :lol:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22141836 - 08/25/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
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Wow marriage sounds like it sucks.




best thing that ever happened to me. not sure how you got "it sucks" from what I said.



Quote:

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i will say the urge to have friends after being married for a while kind of diminishes



This. Ive broken up w countless amazing women because I didnt have time for my friends and community. Then again I live a very social lifestyle that is very different from how you described yours. To each their own but I couldnt be in a relationship where I lose touch with my friends.


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