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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Mushrooms make you gay? [Re: zZZz]
    #22141882 - 08/25/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That's not true at all. I did shrooms with OP and he kept talking about how everything looked like a penis.


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OfflineMajickMuffin
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Re: Mushrooms make you gay? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22141892 - 08/25/15 05:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
That's not true at all. I did shrooms with OP and he kept talking about how everything looked like a penis.



Jerard, you told me you wouldnt speak of that!


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Re: Mushrooms make you gay? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22141897 - 08/25/15 05:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Then why when i find a mushroom i get a boner?


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Re: Mushrooms make you gay? [Re: MichAnon.ael]
    #22141902 - 08/25/15 05:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Oh! Looks like a penis..


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Mushrooms make you gay? [Re: MichAnon.ael]
    #22141910 - 08/25/15 05:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Still wet too!

OMNOMNOMNOM


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Re: Mushrooms make you gay? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22141911 - 08/25/15 05:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

but he is also a member of the shroomery


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Re: Mushrooms make you gay? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22141926 - 08/25/15 05:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
That's not true at all. I did shrooms with OP and he kept talking about how everything looked like a penis.




would you say he had penis envy?


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Mushrooms make you gay? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22141932 - 08/25/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yes, rectally.


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Re: Mushrooms make you gay? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22141934 - 08/25/15 05:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
Yes, rectally.



:carlinorgasm:


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Re: Mushrooms make you gay? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22141936 - 08/25/15 05:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
Yes, rectally.




repeatedly


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report


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Re: Mushrooms make you gay? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22142077 - 08/25/15 05:31 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

If mushrooms made you gay id be a huge homo

I just opened myself up to a joke with that one:lol:


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I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Mushrooms make you gay? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22142084 - 08/25/15 05:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You opened yourself up alright. I seen'd it.


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Re: Mushrooms make you gay? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22142088 - 08/25/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Im confused


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Mushrooms make you gay? [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22142093 - 08/25/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Just eat the mushrooms, close your eyes, and open your hand.


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Re: Mushrooms make you gay? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22142189 - 08/25/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
Just eat the mushrooms, close your eyes, and open your hand butt.




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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Mushrooms make you gay? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22142197 - 08/25/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Ever play 'Identify The Mushroom' in the dark?


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Re: Mushrooms make you gay? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22142199 - 08/25/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:

XLCaps said:
Just eat the mushrooms, close your eyes, and open your hand butt.






keep the butt closed. more pleasurable for all.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report


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Re: Mushrooms make you gay? [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22142201 - 08/25/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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MajickMuffin said:
Im confused



See.  That's the mushroom making you bicurious?  You have Muffin in your user name.  You're gayer than koods.


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Re: Mushrooms make you gay? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22142207 - 08/25/15 05:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
If mushrooms made you gay id be a huge homo





If?


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Re: Mushrooms make you gay? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22143242 - 08/25/15 09:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Back to my story now that I have time. I set up my hammock between two trees and me and my friend just chilled in it on and off for a good part of the trip. Somewhere along the line he said something about some famous person and then immediately said "That guy must have a huge cock" I thought this was really weird but just kinda brushed it off. A while later I'm out of the hammock walking around and he just keeps asking me over and over again to get in that hammock which I really start thinking is weird. I keep telling him I'm not gonna get in it and he just keeps asking me to come lay in it with him. I eventually just ignore him as he keeps asking me.

I felt that something may be wrong with him so I asked him if something was up and every time I did he just replied with "I'd definitely sleep with *insert some girl's name here* and he just kept doing this and saying different girls. I took this as him trying to reassure himself that he's straight but might be having gay thoughts? He never gave me an answer.

Fast forward to the end of the trip. We're laying on the floor in my living room with the tv on as we comedown and we're trying to fall asleep. I feel something just barely pushing down on my chest and I open my eyes and look towards him and before I can turn fast enough to see I hear/see him moving very fast like he was pulling his arm back and I saw him moving his head back the opposite direction. I then just stare at him for a couple minutes to see if he was gonna try to open his eyes and look at me. He doesn't, just acts like he's asleep, I can tell he's not but whatever.

Not really sure what was going on with him and I may not ever know. He acted totally fine the next morning. Just kinda talked about the night before and how he didn't remember much, what happened or what was going on. I believe him when he said this just because of how out of it he was acting while tripping. Do you say gay? Or nay?


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