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OfflineRebelutionsssss
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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: Sham87]
    #22140767 - 08/25/15 12:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:cop: GTFO


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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22140906 - 08/25/15 01:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
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bukkake said:
To protect his identity.



Then all he needs is a fake name not a fake age.  Oh and by the way after the first bust every purveyor in town will know his face.  There are cameras everywhere and I imagine dispensaries are riddled with them.




You're assuming the agents will immediately go into the shop, who knows, could be a few days, or even a week. They also recruited about twenty other people so it's going to be hard to keep track of who's who. Anyways, I shouldn't talk about strategies of not getting made.
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bukkake said:
He lost me at "do it for fun"




Change out "fun" for "thrill" and my statement would be more accurate.

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Rebelutionsssss said:
:cop: GTFO




no u

I haven't officially accepted the job yet soooo.... yeah. If I do I'll tell you guys about it and you can roast me then.


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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #22140938 - 08/25/15 01:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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LuSiD enthusiast said:
How is this even legal? When it comes to tobacco and alcohol stings, you have to be underage, and can't use a fake id. Doesn't matter who you are, you own a fake id your brekaing the law. Whatever police force is doing this should be arrested for producing false legal documents, and you should be arrested for possession.




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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: falsereality] * 3
    #22140956 - 08/25/15 01:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I don't see where anyone running a multi-million dollar company would have the time or the want to do something as petty as this. You say thrill....I just don't get that.

I figured maybe a guy of you caliber would be flying around the world in a balloon or having lunch with Sir Richard Branson for thrills.:shrug:


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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: Thayendanegea] * 2
    #22141043 - 08/25/15 02:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

There is so much in this thread that just doesn't make sense.


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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #22141050 - 08/25/15 02:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Thayendanegea said:
I don't see where anyone running a multi-million dollar company would have the time or the want to do something as petty as this. You say thrill....I just don't get that.

I figured maybe a guy of you caliber would be flying around the world in a balloon or having lunch with Sir Richard Branson for thrills.:shrug:




Past tense. I sold that business and travelled the world for a year. I'm now a pleb, relatively. Now I make a decent amount programming, and developing websites.

I did that whole "[travel the world and meet famous people]" thing. It was fun. I still travel frequently.

Did I mention I go on ride-alongs with cops for fun (late night, most active precinct)? Yeah. Let the flaming begin.


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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22141055 - 08/25/15 02:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
There is so much in this thread that just doesn't make sense.




I'll clarify whatever you want. Actually, shit, I need to get to class... be back around midnight.


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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: falsereality] * 2
    #22141082 - 08/25/15 02:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

This thread needs taken down... Trolling expedition written all over it. OP your comments are becoming progressively worse... This is not the place for you be it a real or fake thread. some people try to seek REAL advice on here for life situations and exploration.


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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: Grungeman17]
    #22141130 - 08/25/15 02:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

u would be labled a snitch, or something, cops suck, no!


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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: qman]
    #22141144 - 08/25/15 02:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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qman said:
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falsereality said:
My job would be to go into recreational dispensaries and try and buy weed with a fake underage ID. If they sold weed to me my job would be to go to the agents outside and they would basically shake down the establishment...

Sooo... I could potentially prevent a lot of charges being filed against cool guys. There is a decent time requirement, one full ten hour shift a week. What should I do shroomery?




"fake underage ID"

Why would they sell to a person with a underage ID?




That's the point :facepalm:


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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: falsereality] * 3
    #22141159 - 08/25/15 02:45 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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falsereality said:
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myles33 said:
:underage:




Started a business at 15, started taking classes at local college at 15, business worth multiple millions by 18, travelled the world marketing for a corporation worth 100M at 19... tell me more about how young I am.

@Zappa

I'm 20, exactly, technically underage for buying recreation weed.



You're considering a job they give to vagrants? What happened to that marketing gig? You are full of crap


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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22141160 - 08/25/15 02:45 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Quote:

qman said:
Quote:

falsereality said:
My job would be to go into recreational dispensaries and try and buy weed with a fake underage ID. If they sold weed to me my job would be to go to the agents outside and they would basically shake down the establishment...

Sooo... I could potentially prevent a lot of charges being filed against cool guys. There is a decent time requirement, one full ten hour shift a week. What should I do shroomery?




"fake underage ID"

Why would they sell to a person with a underage ID?




That's the point :facepalm:



:whathesaid:

And also there's a big difference between doing what he described and being a snitch. It is joining in police activity, but it's not like narcing on a dealer or one of your friends or something, it's completely different.


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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: koods] * 1
    #22141168 - 08/25/15 02:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

This is what cops offer people in exchange for dropping charges. You bust a few shops, and your possession charges vanish. Nice narc.


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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22141191 - 08/25/15 02:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Quote:

qman said:
Quote:

falsereality said:
My job would be to go into recreational dispensaries and try and buy weed with a fake underage ID. If they sold weed to me my job would be to go to the agents outside and they would basically shake down the establishment...

Sooo... I could potentially prevent a lot of charges being filed against cool guys. There is a decent time requirement, one full ten hour shift a week. What should I do shroomery?




"fake underage ID"

Why would they sell to a person with a underage ID?




That's the point :facepalm:




No, the point is to get a under-aged person to buy the weed without being carded in the first place, not to show a ID that proves he's under-aged and then still sell to him.

When they bust liquor stores, they get someone that looks 25 who's really 20 and the stores never ask for the ID as they sell them the beer.


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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: falsereality] * 1
    #22141228 - 08/25/15 02:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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falsereality said:
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Quote:

Shroomslip said:
There is so much in this thread that just doesn't make sense.




I'll clarify whatever you want. Actually, shit, I need to get to class... be back around midnight.



The biggest thing I see wrong is that some millionaire kid would be doing anything like this. You were a millionaire at 19 and now at 20 you're not? You sold the company? How the hell did you blow millions practically over night? Surely you would've had plenty of thrill and excitement from blowing that much money. Checking ID compliance would seem pedestrian and boring in comparison.

Just the whole damn thing doesn't make any sense.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22141440 - 08/25/15 03:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You get to enforce the laws bestowed on us by the sacred herb?


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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #22141478 - 08/25/15 03:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
Quote:

falsereality said:
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Quote:

Shroomslip said:
There is so much in this thread that just doesn't make sense.




I'll clarify whatever you want. Actually, shit, I need to get to class... be back around midnight.



The biggest thing I see wrong is that some millionaire kid would be doing anything like this. You were a millionaire at 19 and now at 20 you're not? You sold the company? How the hell did you blow millions practically over night? Surely you would've had plenty of thrill and excitement from blowing that much money. Checking ID compliance would seem pedestrian and boring in comparison.

Just the whole damn thing doesn't make any sense.



My guess is that it was a troll thread from the get go....He keeps embellishing as he gets questioned.


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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: falsereality] * 1
    #22142192 - 08/25/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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falsereality said:
Quote:

psi said:

You must be rolling in money then. Why would you even need a job like this?




For fun, honestly. I wouldn't even get paid. Don't you think it would be cool to do undercover work for the government? It also looks great on a resume, I always like to plan for the future.



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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: falsereality]
    #22142237 - 08/25/15 06:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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falsereality said:
Quote:

psi said:

You must be rolling in money then. Why would you even need a job like this?




For fun, honestly. I wouldn't even get paid. Don't you think it would be cool to do undercover work for the government? It also looks great on a resume, I always like to plan for the future.




you're a piece of shit


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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: koods]
    #22142317 - 08/25/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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koods said:
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falsereality said:
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myles33 said:
:underage:




Started a business at 15, started taking classes at local college at 15, business worth multiple millions by 18, travelled the world marketing for a corporation worth 100M at 19... tell me more about how young I am.

@Zappa

I'm 20, exactly, technically underage for buying recreation weed.



You're considering a job they give to vagrants? What happened to that marketing gig? You are full of crap




Whatever dog, I'm just going to stop responding now. If you, and only you, as a mod, want to sign a NDA I'll put you in contact with one of my references, he can send you documents proving I bankrolled an international conference in London, and verify my former status as a marketing executive. I can also send you the paperwork for the undercover gig when I sign that shit on monday, if you sign a NDA.


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