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falsereality

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I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job
#22140074 - 08/25/15 10:14 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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My job would be to go into recreational dispensaries and try and buy weed with a fake underage ID. If they sold weed to me my job would be to go to the agents outside and they would basically shake down the establishment...
Sooo... I could potentially prevent a lot of charges being filed against cool guys. There is a decent time requirement, one full ten hour shift a week. What should I do shroomery?
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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: falsereality] 2
#22140089 - 08/25/15 10:17 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Are you serious? Obviously don't fucking do it, why would you even consider this?
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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: Sheekle]
#22140098 - 08/25/15 10:18 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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and how would u be "preventing charges againsr cool people" by doing this that's such a stupid fucking rationalization
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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: Sheekle] 2
#22140102 - 08/25/15 10:19 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Or do it....
Someone has to, might as well be you 
Sounds like a cool job. My buddy used to do the same thing, except for alcohol
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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: falsereality] 1
#22140114 - 08/25/15 10:21 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Go for it, and if they do sell anything to you, tell'em who you are so they'll act right instead of getting shut down.
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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: JvF] 2
#22140118 - 08/25/15 10:21 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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You think it's a cool job to ruin people's lives by putting them out of work and busting them for weed? Yeah, sounds like a cool fucking job. Of course, "someone has to do it."
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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: Sheekle] 2
#22140127 - 08/25/15 10:22 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah but if they're selling illegally that brings a bad name to the business, we're still on shaky ground with acceptance in this country and by making sure they're setting an example to follow the rules and people are actually following them then the better it looks. They shouldn't be selling to kids anyway so I don't disagree with it.
It sounds like he would only fuck people that aren't doing what they're supposed to.
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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: Sheekle]
#22140129 - 08/25/15 10:23 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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The path to hell is paved with good intentions. Isn't that a saying?
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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: Sheekle] 1
#22140136 - 08/25/15 10:24 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I mean, theres cops. There's always cops, someone HAS to do it.
It does sound pretty sweet.
Shouldn't be selling to underage kids anyway, that just makes the business go off to a rocky start. No ones upset when a scum selling alcohol to minors is busted except for the loser kids who buy from him
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SirShroomsAlott said: It sounds like he would only fuck people that aren't doing what they're supposed to.
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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: Soul-Shine]
#22140151 - 08/25/15 10:26 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
falsereality said: My job would be to go into recreational dispensaries and try and buy weed with a fake underage ID. If they sold weed to me my job would be to go to the agents outside and they would basically shake down the establishment...
Sooo... I could potentially prevent a lot of charges being filed against cool guys. There is a decent time requirement, one full ten hour shift a week. What should I do shroomery?
A fake underage ID? So the seller is aware of "your age"?
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falsereality

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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: Sheekle]
#22140183 - 08/25/15 10:28 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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.Quote:
Sheekle said: You think it's a cool job to ruin people's lives by putting them out of work and busting them for weed? Yeah, sounds like a cool fucking job. Of course, "someone has to do it."
Dude, they wouldn't be charged with any felonies, I made sure to ask that. It wouldn't ruin anyone's lives, they would just get an infraction.
RE: Myles, Yes, I would present a fake (government issued and printed) underage ID and ask them to sell me some weed.
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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: ONE OZ SLUG]
#22140185 - 08/25/15 10:28 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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u understand we cant be friends anymore if u do dis right?..
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ONE OZ SLUG said: Go for it, and if they do sell anything to you, tell'em who you are so they'll act right instead of getting shut down.
what if they put a wire on him, or watch him from the outside?..
but i mean if u could pull that off then that would be pretty cool..
i'd be tempted to black mail them for some free weed, but that'd be pretty messed up, na i wouldnt do that..
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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: falsereality] 1
#22140195 - 08/25/15 10:29 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
falsereality said: My job would be to go into recreational dispensaries and try and buy weed with a fake underage ID. If they sold weed to me my job would be to go to the agents outside and they would basically shake down the establishment...
Sooo... I could potentially prevent a lot of charges being filed against cool guys. There is a decent time requirement, one full ten hour shift a week. What should I do shroomery?
"fake underage ID"
Why would they sell to a person with a underage ID?
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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: zZZz]
#22140199 - 08/25/15 10:30 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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hey op wouldnt u have to be in some kind of law enforcement job to get a job like dis?..
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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: falsereality]
#22140200 - 08/25/15 10:30 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
falsereality said: My job would be to go into recreational dispensaries and try and buy weed with a fake underage ID. If they sold weed to me my job would be to go to the agents outside and they would basically shake down the establishment...
Sooo... I could potentially prevent a lot of charges being filed against cool guys. There is a decent time requirement, one full ten hour shift a week. What should I do shroomery?
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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: zZZz]
#22140204 - 08/25/15 10:31 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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zZZz said: hey op wouldnt u have to be in some kind of law enforcement job to get a job like dis?..
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Hahaha I'm taking a criminal justice class at my college for fun, they recruited me out of there. Check out my WCA if you think I'm a cop
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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: falsereality] 1
#22140241 - 08/25/15 10:39 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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i see..
well u do understand u are basically selling ur soul if u do dis right?..
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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: falsereality] 6
#22140262 - 08/25/15 10:44 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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OP is a literal narc
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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: zZZz] 2
#22140266 - 08/25/15 10:44 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Do you think weed dispensaries should be selling to underage people?
This sounds fishy to me. If the agent is using a fake underage ID but is of age there can be no charges. Because they didn't sell to someone underage. The cops have to get a real underage person, not a fake underage person.
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Re: I was offered a marijuana law enforcement job [Re: falsereality]
#22140269 - 08/25/15 10:45 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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This probably wasn't the best place to get people's opinion on a job like that.
OP, you do what you think is right. There's nothing wrong with earning money to support yourself. Don't worry about what others think of you.
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Sooo... I could potentially prevent a lot of charges being filed against cool guys.
If they're willing to sell to underage minors then they probably aren't that cool to begin with. But like I said in an earlier post, if they did sell some to you, just tell them whatsup and maybe they'll get their act together.
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