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Getting so stoned, you take the pipe
    #22137651 - 08/24/15 09:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

out of your mouth after inhaling your last of way too many hits and you wonder where your second air hole is to smoke the rest of the weed and then realize that you're so fucking stoned that for half a second you thought you had a second mouth

Fan or not a fan?


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: MagicalOrangutan] * 1
    #22137658 - 08/24/15 09:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That is do you enjoy that or not

I just got that stoned so I hope this makes sense


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: MagicalOrangutan] * 1
    #22137664 - 08/24/15 09:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I am a fan of the title.


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22137670 - 08/24/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That's pretty stoned. I'm kinda baked now for once too. Makes posting tough.


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: MagicalOrangutan] * 3
    #22138022 - 08/24/15 10:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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out of your mouth after inhaling your last of way too many hits and you wonder where your second air hole is to smoke the rest of the weed and then realize that you're so fucking stoned that for half a second you thought you had a second mouth

Fan or not a fan?



Not a fan of this horrible post.  It is crap like this that makes and keeps the anti-marijuana people help to keep it illegal.


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: MagicalOrangutan] * 3
    #22138089 - 08/24/15 11:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22138092 - 08/24/15 11:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: pfxtc]
    #22138300 - 08/25/15 12:14 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Once I was really high and I was cooking top ramen and I told it "Ill be right back don't go anywhere and I walked outside :lol:


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: Seriously_trippin] * 1
    #22138324 - 08/25/15 12:22 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Or the classic falling asleep with the pizza in the oven and waking up to a house full of smoke


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22138363 - 08/25/15 12:42 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Or the classic falling asleep with the pizza in the oven and waking up to a house full of smoke



Does that seriously happen, or even enough to be considered "classic"?
Again, it is posts like this that only help to keep marijuana illegal.


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: California]
    #22138368 - 08/25/15 12:44 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yea that happens :lol: mostly to drunks but


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22138406 - 08/25/15 01:10 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'm not a drunk, but I have been known to drink a lot.  I have made a lot of pizzas whilst drunk, and I've never passed out with a pizza or anything in the oven.
I sure as shit haven't done anything remotely like that while stoned and I smoke the most of the best weed because I'm from Oregon.

And you ad the :lol: graem there, but it really isn't funny.  I'm not trying to rain on anyone's parade here, I'm just being real.  When people are saying things like weed makes them think they have two mouths and pass out while making a pizza it isn't helping to get it legalized in the more backward areas of the USA.
Please enjoy substances responsibly.


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: California]
    #22138432 - 08/25/15 01:23 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Lol what the hell. I was just saying it happens, not like every person that gets stoned burns their house down. And I actually hope weed stays for only medical use because the government is just going to fuck it up and turn it into a demon like alcohol and tobacco. Cops where I live in California don't even give two shits about marijuana even if you don't have a card as long as it's for personal so I don't see a problem.


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22138448 - 08/25/15 01:33 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Cops where I live in California don't even give two shits about marijuana even if you don't have a card as long as it's for personal so I don't see a problem.



I'm sure they would give a shit if you got so stoned you started a fire, or caused a fire alarm, they responded, and then you tell them your lightweight noob self passed out while making a pizza because you smoked so much weed you thought you had two mouths.
You go ahead and do that and then tell me the cops don't give a shit, noob.

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And I actually hope weed stays for only medical use because the government is just going to fuck it up and turn it into a demon like alcohol and tobacco.



Nah.  You are just blabbing.  Alcohol and tobacco weren't turned into "demons" by the government, but you jokers keep thinking you have two mouths and falling asleep while making pizzas when stoned and it will hold onto a demonic stigma by nonsmokers and anti-marijauna peoples.


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: California]
    #22138456 - 08/25/15 01:37 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That was once years ago and it wasn't only from marijuana. "Noob" :lol: :rolleyes:


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22138496 - 08/25/15 02:07 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You burned a pizza because you can't handle your substances responsibly, LOL.  So yeah, noob, own it.


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: California]
    #22138613 - 08/25/15 03:07 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

People burn pizzas sober all the time, so of course they're going to burn it when they are high as shit.


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: Achillita]
    #22138634 - 08/25/15 03:15 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Op needs to evolve, it is called a nose :mmmkay:


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #22138640 - 08/25/15 03:19 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I have burned many pizzas... high or not for sure. Burned a fair amount of food and BBQ while drunk as well.

But I have never thought that I had two orifices that I cou


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: Detached]
    #22138713 - 08/25/15 03:58 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

when i get really high i freeze


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: thelanzii]
    #22138739 - 08/25/15 04:07 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Sometimes when I get really, really high, I'll laugh and then the laugh starts making like a cackling cakcakcakcak. And then I laugh about me making that sound.

I'll also overeat so much that I want to throw up, hasn't happened recently though because I'm trying not to do that again.


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: Achillita]
    #22138747 - 08/25/15 04:12 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:lol: and what order do those usually go in? Or do they happen simultaneously haha


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22138761 - 08/25/15 04:20 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Simultaneously usually :lol:


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: Achillita]
    #22138771 - 08/25/15 04:26 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

This thread should be "what's some wierd shit you do when you're high"


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: Achillita]
    #22138777 - 08/25/15 04:35 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

are we talking just the tip of the pipe or the whole thing no lube


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: jesserayhatchtrue]
    #22138795 - 08/25/15 04:45 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Talk to trees


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22138798 - 08/25/15 04:46 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

id rather smoke trees


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: jesserayhatchtrue]
    #22138818 - 08/25/15 05:00 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Op is getting way too high. 
Ive never gotten that high before.... Trust me ive tried.
I have however on countless occasions gotten high and drank and was on benzos and fallen asleep on so many people i made plans with.


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: Mental Taco]
    #22138822 - 08/25/15 05:03 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

mmm benzos ever triped so hard you woke up naked in a park surrounded by cops now thats fun


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: jesserayhatchtrue]
    #22138830 - 08/25/15 05:06 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The highest I ever got ended with me rolling around on my friends carpet laughing so hard I couldn't breath for a solid 5 minutes straight, and then crawling on my hands and knees to her bathroom in silence to go puke.

Those were different times.


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: pirate-blues]
    #22138834 - 08/25/15 05:07 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

stop talking your giving me a woody


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: jesserayhatchtrue]
    #22138835 - 08/25/15 05:08 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

then put that thing on a leash.
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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: pirate-blues]
    #22138849 - 08/25/15 05:14 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

hmm my woody on a leash kinky i like it what about one of them shock collars instead


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: California]
    #22154304 - 08/27/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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California said:
You burned a pizza because you can't handle your substances responsibly, LOL.  So yeah, noob, own it.



Stop talking out of your ass, I've dome this drunk and several friends of mine have too, has nothing to do with "Handling your substances".You lose track of 10 mintues your pizza might burn. Doesn't mean you'll burn your oven and certainly not burn down your house and it doesn't mean your irresponsible or can't "handle your shit" . Take that attitude back to OTD


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #22154328 - 08/27/15 11:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i was gunna comment on the size of the log up Cali's ass, but that was almost 3 days ago


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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: Psychedelics yummy]
    #22154330 - 08/27/15 11:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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i was gunna comment on the size of the log up Cali's ass, but that was almost 3 days ago



Damn I'm behind the times,seems like yesterday


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