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MagicalOrangutan
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Getting so stoned, you take the pipe
#22137651 - 08/24/15 09:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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out of your mouth after inhaling your last of way too many hits and you wonder where your second air hole is to smoke the rest of the weed and then realize that you're so fucking stoned that for half a second you thought you had a second mouth
Fan or not a fan?
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MagicalOrangutan
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That is do you enjoy that or not
I just got that stoned so I hope this makes sense
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I am a fan of the title.
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Le_Canard
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That's pretty stoned. I'm kinda baked now for once too. Makes posting tough.
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Quote:
MagicalOrangutan said: out of your mouth after inhaling your last of way too many hits and you wonder where your second air hole is to smoke the rest of the weed and then realize that you're so fucking stoned that for half a second you thought you had a second mouth
Fan or not a fan?
Not a fan of this horrible post. It is crap like this that makes and keeps the anti-marijuana people help to keep it illegal.
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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: nicechrisman]
#22138092 - 08/24/15 11:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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nicechrisman said:

lmao
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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: pfxtc]
#22138300 - 08/25/15 12:14 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Once I was really high and I was cooking top ramen and I told it "Ill be right back don't go anywhere and I walked outside
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Or the classic falling asleep with the pizza in the oven and waking up to a house full of smoke
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Rebelutionsssss said: Or the classic falling asleep with the pizza in the oven and waking up to a house full of smoke
Does that seriously happen, or even enough to be considered "classic"? Again, it is posts like this that only help to keep marijuana illegal.
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Rebelutionsssss
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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: California]
#22138368 - 08/25/15 12:44 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yea that happens mostly to drunks but
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I'm not a drunk, but I have been known to drink a lot. I have made a lot of pizzas whilst drunk, and I've never passed out with a pizza or anything in the oven. I sure as shit haven't done anything remotely like that while stoned and I smoke the most of the best weed because I'm from Oregon.
And you ad the graem there, but it really isn't funny. I'm not trying to rain on anyone's parade here, I'm just being real. When people are saying things like weed makes them think they have two mouths and pass out while making a pizza it isn't helping to get it legalized in the more backward areas of the USA. Please enjoy substances responsibly.
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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: California]
#22138432 - 08/25/15 01:23 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lol what the hell. I was just saying it happens, not like every person that gets stoned burns their house down. And I actually hope weed stays for only medical use because the government is just going to fuck it up and turn it into a demon like alcohol and tobacco. Cops where I live in California don't even give two shits about marijuana even if you don't have a card as long as it's for personal so I don't see a problem.
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Rebelutionsssss said: Cops where I live in California don't even give two shits about marijuana even if you don't have a card as long as it's for personal so I don't see a problem.
I'm sure they would give a shit if you got so stoned you started a fire, or caused a fire alarm, they responded, and then you tell them your lightweight noob self passed out while making a pizza because you smoked so much weed you thought you had two mouths. You go ahead and do that and then tell me the cops don't give a shit, noob.
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Rebelutionsssss said: And I actually hope weed stays for only medical use because the government is just going to fuck it up and turn it into a demon like alcohol and tobacco.
Nah. You are just blabbing. Alcohol and tobacco weren't turned into "demons" by the government, but you jokers keep thinking you have two mouths and falling asleep while making pizzas when stoned and it will hold onto a demonic stigma by nonsmokers and anti-marijauna peoples.
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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: California]
#22138456 - 08/25/15 01:37 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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That was once years ago and it wasn't only from marijuana. "Noob"
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You burned a pizza because you can't handle your substances responsibly, LOL. So yeah, noob, own it.
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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: California]
#22138613 - 08/25/15 03:07 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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People burn pizzas sober all the time, so of course they're going to burn it when they are high as shit.
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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: Achillita]
#22138634 - 08/25/15 03:15 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Op needs to evolve, it is called a nose
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I have burned many pizzas... high or not for sure. Burned a fair amount of food and BBQ while drunk as well.
But I have never thought that I had two orifices that I cou
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Re: Getting so stoned, you take the pipe [Re: Detached]
#22138713 - 08/25/15 03:58 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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when i get really high i freeze
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