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Offlinemushmafia
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home from prison
    #22137184 - 08/24/15 07:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i just got home from doing 13 months ...

glad to be back


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Re: home from prison [Re: mushmafia] * 1
    #22137190 - 08/24/15 07:36 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

did you learn anything cool?


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Re: home from prison [Re: mushmafia]
    #22137205 - 08/24/15 07:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Did you do substance abuse prison, or real deal prison?  Do you know what I mean?

Some prisons have substance abuse areas within them, these areas are the same as prison but focus on rehabilitating the offenders, brainwashing them into thinking all drugs are bad.

I have heard of one called RSAT (Residential Substance Abuse Treatment).


What was the canteen like, did you get any chain gang tats, did you see any prison politics going down, did you see any sissies.  Did anyone leave candy bars and honey buns on your bunk?


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Re: home from prison [Re: pfxtc] * 1
    #22137206 - 08/24/15 07:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'll just get this question out of the way: What did you do time for?

And these.
What was your first meal on the outs?
Have you consumed any Cigarettes, Alcohol and Marijuana, if not than why?
Have you had sex with a real women yet?
Are you white?
Are you gay?
What was it like?


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Re: home from prison [Re: TNK] * 6
    #22137218 - 08/24/15 07:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Did you get fucked in the ass?


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Re: home from prison [Re: bukkake]
    #22137265 - 08/24/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:popcorn:


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Re: home from prison [Re: TNK] * 1
    #22137269 - 08/24/15 07:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

This




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TheNatureKid said:
I'll just get this question out of the way: What did you do time for?

And these.
What was your first meal on the outs?
Have you consumed any Cigarettes, Alcohol and Marijuana, if not than why?
Have you had sex with a real women yet?
Are you white?
Are you gay?
What was it like?




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Re: home from prison [Re: DOBAS]
    #22137324 - 08/24/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Glad you are out man, prison sucks. Been there done that.


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Re: home from prison [Re: DayTripper1]
    #22137327 - 08/24/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Can I ask you the same question I asked him?


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Re: home from prison [Re: bukkake]
    #22137340 - 08/24/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That'd be cool.


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Re: home from prison [Re: bukkake]
    #22137345 - 08/24/15 08:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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bukkake said:
Can I ask you the same question I asked him?



sure


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Re: home from prison [Re: mushmafia]
    #22137347 - 08/24/15 08:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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mushmafia said:
i just got home from doing 13 months ...

glad to be back



:hug:


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Re: home from prison [Re: LoveNaborFuckHater]
    #22137361 - 08/24/15 08:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: home from prison [Re: i like cow poo]
    #22137649 - 08/24/15 09:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Ok, you can answer some questions now OP..


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Re: home from prison [Re: TheMule73] * 10
    #22137654 - 08/24/15 09:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

op is back in prison


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Re: home from prison [Re: Cloud9]
    #22137671 - 08/24/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I've done 30 days. I read 17 books, learned to juggle and I'm a fucking boss as cribbage player now.

Glad to hear your out homie. Fuck even 30 days felt like an eternity i can't even immagine.


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Re: home from prison [Re: Cloud9]
    #22137689 - 08/24/15 09:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

He missed his top.


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Re: home from prison [Re: bukkake] * 2
    #22137860 - 08/24/15 10:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Busted, down on Bourbon Street, set up, like a bowlin' pin


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Re: home from prison [Re: TheMule73] * 1
    #22137962 - 08/24/15 10:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

If I just got out of prison, I really doubt my priority would be sitting down on the shroomery to answer a bunch of questions.. Though that does beg the question, why start the thread now? Why not do it when you're ready to sit down and answer the questions.  :strokebeard:


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Re: home from prison [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #22137991 - 08/24/15 10:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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myles33 said:
Busted, down on Bourbon Street, set up, like a bowlin' pin




Knocked down, it gets to wearing thin?


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Re: home from prison [Re: mushmafia]
    #22138004 - 08/24/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Welcome back. I hope you have a good support system, because things are rather iffy here on the outside these days.


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Re: home from prison [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22138027 - 08/24/15 10:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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If I just got out of prison, I really doubt my priority would be sitting down on the shroomery to answer a bunch of questions.. Though that does beg the question, why start the thread now? Why not do it when you're ready to sit down and answer the questions.  :strokebeard:




Shit if i just got out of prison I'd wanna dick around on the internet. Would my priority be answering your comments? No. But I'd still probably check in. Miss all yall basic ass bitches this is what I've been up to recently.


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Re: home from prison [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22138043 - 08/24/15 10:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Ive Served 8months nothing to boust about but jail is jail.

Your a slave with a number you follow there orders or else haha.

some people in there can be cool not real friends but you learn to get along with your surroundings some people find it difficult some its easy.

i know id never wanto go back there Fucking hell its boring wake up angry every morning and your hungry all the fucking time.

Its Jail What do you expect it to be to all of you asking questions.


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Re: home from prison [Re: Cujllickduo]
    #22138127 - 08/24/15 11:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I wonder what he did... Poor man I hate prison and have been there a few times myself I just hope bubba didn't get him...


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Re: home from prison [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22138133 - 08/24/15 11:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

closet thing I guess I did was basic training - which I would say is about as bad if not worse then prison, though usually much shorter.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report


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Re: home from prison [Re: thewanderer25] * 4
    #22138149 - 08/24/15 11:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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thewanderer25 said:
I wonder what he did... Poor man I hate prison and have been there a few times myself I just hope bubba didn't get him...



Juvenile Detention doesn't count as prison.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: home from prison [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #22138155 - 08/24/15 11:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
If I just got out of prison, I really doubt my priority would be sitting down on the shroomery to answer a bunch of questions.. Though that does beg the question, why start the thread now? Why not do it when you're ready to sit down and answer the questions.  :strokebeard:




Shit if i just got out of prison I'd wanna dick around on the internet. Would my priority be answering your comments? No. But I'd still probably check in. Miss all yall basic ass bitches this is what I've been up to recently.



Nah man.. I'd be running around the city talking to old friends, hitting up multiple food stops, probably just drive around for the fuck of it, take THE LONGEST hot shower I have ever taken, get some kinda mind altering substance and just go fucking comatose.

Internet would be the last thing on my mind.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: home from prison [Re: pfxtc]
    #22138986 - 08/25/15 06:43 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

pfxtc said:
closet thing I guess I did was basic training - which I would say is about as bad if not worse then prison, though usually much shorter.




You got to eat really good food and you were paid (very well) for a job you signed up for.

It is not anything like prison.  :awthatsbullshit:


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Re: home from prison [Re: mushmafia]
    #22138992 - 08/25/15 06:45 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

mushmafia said:
i just got home from doing 13 months ...

glad to be back




So, did you learn your lesson or are you gonna be back in there by the end of the year?


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Re: home from prison [Re: Patlal]
    #22139826 - 08/25/15 08:57 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:popcorn:

I just wanna catch the story time.
welcome back op!


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Re: home from prison [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22139875 - 08/25/15 09:17 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

OP must have gotten home, posted this thread, & went straight out to get laid.
I hope he didn't fall in there or else get up to any too crazy type shenanigans
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Re: home from prison [Re: mushmafia]
    #22140435 - 08/25/15 11:27 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Life on the outside aint what it used to beeeee...





Glad youre back. Been out a month myself. sometimes i think life was easier inside but i know thats just the social pressure and laziness getting to me.

Good luck


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Re: home from prison [Re: Apostle]
    #22140529 - 08/25/15 11:44 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Play any spades?


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Re: home from prison [Re: Apostle] * 1
    #22140542 - 08/25/15 11:48 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I learned that white people are really into meth these days... (yes im white.)  My wifey picked me up and i ate some waffle house on the way home... then had a delicious pork loin.  prison sucks wouldnt wish it on anyone....  sooo many peope strung out on meth


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Re: home from prison [Re: mushmafia] * 2
    #22140547 - 08/25/15 11:48 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

lots of spades!


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Re: home from prison [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22140653 - 08/25/15 12:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I wonder what he did... Poor man I hate prison and have been there a few times myself I just hope bubba didn't get him...



did'nt you say you were like 19 and just started getting into drugs? how have you been to prison multiple times? people only do years there so you were in prison since 11? 14? :lol:


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Re: home from prison [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22140693 - 08/25/15 12:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You don't believe anyone's threads, do you?


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Re: home from prison [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22140875 - 08/25/15 01:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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You don't believe anyone's threads, do you?



Of course I do. The only thing I've expressed disbelief with in this thread is that Wanderer dude has been to prison even once (much less multiple times).


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: home from prison [Re: Apostle]
    #22140880 - 08/25/15 01:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That pic of the warden is great, such a great show too :thumbup:

Life on the outside aint what it used to be indeed.

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Re: home from prison [Re: mushmafia]
    #22142495 - 08/25/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
You don't believe anyone's threads, do you?



Of course I do. The only thing I've expressed disbelief with in this thread is that Wanderer dude has been to prison even once (much less multiple times).



Ive been because of probation they have me go to the real prison everytime I fuck up on a UA and its only for the weekend. I never said ive been there long but they put me there on friday night and let me go on sunday night its the real prison but they are just trying to scare me like keep it up and this is your future.
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I learned that white people are really into meth these days... (yes im white.)  My wifey picked me up and i ate some waffle house on the way home... then had a delicious pork loin.  prison sucks wouldnt wish it on anyone....  sooo many peope strung out on meth



I bet food tastes a million times better if you were eating prison shit for a whole year...


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Re: home from prison [Re: Confucian]
    #22142533 - 08/25/15 07:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Confucian said:
Quote:

pfxtc said:
closet thing I guess I did was basic training - which I would say is about as bad if not worse then prison, though usually much shorter.




You got to eat really good food and you were paid (very well) for a job you signed up for.

It is not anything like prison.  :awthatsbullshit:




eat really good food? I ate literally nothing but yogurt and peanut butter because that's all I had time to shove in my face, and they made you throw it up typically after every meal regardless

paid very well? you get paid in prison as well with all the necessities of shelter/food/etc. some people like being there just for that reason alone. i also think my first 4 checks were about $200 a piece, for nearly 140 hour work weeks for 8 weeks. 

committing a crime isn't 'signing up' for prison?

it's a little bit like jail/prison, though of course typically shorter.

saying I got to eat 'really good food' and got paid 'very well' is fucking ridiculous :lol:

also, we didn't get no meth and cigarettes - prison sounds great :crazy2:


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Re: home from prison [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22142554 - 08/25/15 07:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That is like saying the scared straight kids from T.V are allowed to say they did time in prison.

You spent weekends there, not years.


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Re: home from prison [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22142563 - 08/25/15 07:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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You don't believe anyone's threads, do you?



Of course I do. The only thing I've expressed disbelief with in this thread is that Wanderer dude has been to prison even once (much less multiple times).



Ive been because of probation they have me go to the real prison everytime I fuck up on a UA and its only for the weekend. I never said ive been there long but they put me there on friday night and let me go on sunday night its the real prison but they are just trying to scare me like keep it up and this is your future.
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I learned that white people are really into meth these days... (yes im white.)  My wifey picked me up and i ate some waffle house on the way home... then had a delicious pork loin.  prison sucks wouldnt wish it on anyone....  sooo many peope strung out on meth



I bet food tastes a million times better if you were eating prison shit for a whole year...



Even if they really did put in you an actual prison (which I highly doubt) there's no way in hell you're really getting the prison experience. You would be isolated from all the other inmates, otherwise you'd be getting your ass kicked all day and night by people who are there for life and have nothing better to do than make life miserable for everyone else. The fact that you just get to walk out a couple days later would make you the biggest target of the prison.


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    #22142578 - 08/25/15 07:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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did'nt you say you were like 19 and just started getting into drugs? how have you been to prison multiple times? people only do years there so you were in prison since 11? 14? :lol:



Haha, that reminds me of the time TheWanderer got caught posting pictures of cocaine which wasn't his in the candy thread.


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Re: home from prison [Re: mushmafia]
    #22142617 - 08/25/15 07:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I learned that white people are really into meth these days... (yes im white.)  My wifey picked me up and i ate some waffle house on the way home... then had a delicious pork loin.  prison sucks wouldnt wish it on anyone....  sooo many peope strung out on meth




So the lesson learned here... there is a lot of meth in prison?

I applaud institutional, corrective behavioral reform.


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Re: home from prison [Re: Detached]
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Re: home from prison [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22142733 - 08/25/15 07:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The guards bring it in for an extraordinary fee. Its still easy to sell in prison the only thing you can't get is guns but phones are available but the price goes up a lot. Gangbangers need phones to call shots the drugs keep the inmates occupied and everything else is to kill or hurt someone no one cares about.
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You don't believe anyone's threads, do you?



Of course I do. The only thing I've expressed disbelief with in this thread is that Wanderer dude has been to prison even once (much less multiple times).



Ive been because of probation they have me go to the real prison everytime I fuck up on a UA and its only for the weekend. I never said ive been there long but they put me there on friday night and let me go on sunday night its the real prison but they are just trying to scare me like keep it up and this is your future.
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I learned that white people are really into meth these days... (yes im white.)  My wifey picked me up and i ate some waffle house on the way home... then had a delicious pork loin.  prison sucks wouldnt wish it on anyone....  sooo many peope strung out on meth



I bet food tastes a million times better if you were eating prison shit for a whole year...



Even if they really did put in you an actual prison (which I highly doubt) there's no way in hell you're really getting the prison experience. You would be isolated from all the other inmates, otherwise you'd be getting your ass kicked all day and night by people who are there for life and have nothing better to do than make life miserable for everyone else. The fact that you just get to walk out a couple days later would make you the biggest target of the prison.



Idk man it was part of the real one but it was not maximum security and most of the guys were only there for a year or two. The murderers and rapists were kept in a high security part of the prison on a different pod but I still saw them on their unit when we walked to the cafeteria. It wasn't all that bad you get 3 more months for an assault so nobody really bothered me as long as I didn't bother them. Which I didn't they got pissed off if I didn't give them my desert and since I was there for only two days I just gave it to them. Idk though it really wasn't all that bad it just gets boring and they make you wake up all early but they had a lot of dip and other stuff but since I was only there till sunday most guys avoided me. However one guy thought I was pretty cool he was in for meth possession and used to cook so I taught him about P2P and brewing ephedrine with methylamine he said all he knew was shake n bake so I figured I would help him but he said I should work for his white supremacist gang and im not into cooking for racists so I gave him a fake name and have never seen him again.


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    #22142820 - 08/25/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I learned that white people are really into meth these days... (yes im white.)  My wifey picked me up and i ate some waffle house on the way home... then had a delicious pork loin.  prison sucks wouldnt wish it on anyone....  sooo many peope strung out on meth




So the lesson learned here... there is a lot of meth in prison?

I applaud institutional, corrective behavioral reform.



I feel like the general consensus is that African Americans commit more crimes. Surprisingly in my experience their are many more white trash meth head types behind bars.


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Re: home from prison [Re: Mental Taco]
    #22142834 - 08/25/15 08:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I learned that white people are really into meth these days... (yes im white.)  My wifey picked me up and i ate some waffle house on the way home... then had a delicious pork loin.  prison sucks wouldnt wish it on anyone....  sooo many peope strung out on meth




So the lesson learned here... there is a lot of meth in prison?

I applaud institutional, corrective behavioral reform.



I feel like the general consensus is that African Americans commit more crimes. Surprisingly in my experience their are many more white trash meth head types behind bars.




Well it depends what prison/city you're going to, and there's also way more white people in the country, but the ratio may 'favor' more blacks behind bars but I don't know the #'s - could probably look it up fast.


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Re: home from prison [Re: pfxtc]
    #22142853 - 08/25/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Which leads to the next question of where OP served his time at? Just a rough geographical idea would be handy.


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Re: home from prison [Re: Detached]
    #22143281 - 08/25/15 09:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Then I've been to prision to man.... When I visit people :lol: give me a break dude you were trying to act hard by saying you were in prision but then you got called out on your bullshit.


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Re: home from prison [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22143329 - 08/25/15 09:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That is some pretty OG shit.. talkin' cooking dope for the aryan skinheadz in the clink...


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Re: home from prison [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22143431 - 08/25/15 10:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Then I've been to prision to man.... When I visit people :lol: give me a break dude you were trying to act hard by saying you were in prision but then you got called out on your bullshit.



Ya when you've staid there overnight then ya you have. I love how I cant say anything without hatters commenting on it like I got critics or some bullshit. You be my paparazzi bitch.:rofl2:


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Re: home from prison [Re: thewanderer25] * 1
    #22143453 - 08/25/15 10:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe that should tell you something.

Like a lot of the shit you say is stupid as hell.

"Dude I could totally survive lost in the wilderness. Just last week I went tailgating at the beach and stayed for 2 whole nights." :rofl: That is something I would fully expect you to say.


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Re: home from prison [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22143507 - 08/25/15 10:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Im just saying ive been not that ide do well though I dont get you guys at all im not trying to be cool its just ive been and ikd why I have to explain all my posts are you so incompetent you can't just read them.


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Re: home from prison [Re: TNK]
    #22143512 - 08/25/15 10:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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That is like saying the scared straight kids from T.V are allowed to say they did time in prison.

You spent weekends there, not years.




:curbyourenthusiasm:

My point remains valid.


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Re: home from prison [Re: TNK]
    #22143528 - 08/25/15 10:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

No we can read. It's hard to interpret real posts when you lie in half your post count


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Re: home from prison [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22143533 - 08/25/15 10:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Incompetent.. Lol.

Look, a weekend stay in a low security wing of a prison is not "going to prison". All those kids on scared straight don't get the right to say they've been to prison, either. When someone "goes to prison" it means they did real time, not some bullshit scare the youngin's into acting right program.


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Re: home from prison [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22143534 - 08/25/15 10:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:popcorn:


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    #22143552 - 08/25/15 10:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Whatever the kids thing was with guards and stuff and on a maximum security wing. I was alone treated just like everyone else not some kid on a TV show with armed guards. I whent and was treated like everyone else only I got out way sooner so yes ive been but not for long.
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Im just saying ive been not that ide do well though I dont get you guys at all im not trying to be cool its just ive been and ikd why I have to explain all my posts are you so incompetent you can't just read them.



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Re: home from prison [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22143567 - 08/25/15 10:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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No we can read. It's hard to interpret real posts when you lie in half your post count



Your stupid man I trolled one thread and you all flip out like a bunch of bitches.


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Re: home from prison [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22143582 - 08/25/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Whatever the kids thing was with guards and stuff and on a maximum security wing. I was alone treated just like everyone else not some kid on a TV show with armed guards. I whent and was treated like everyone else only I got out way sooner so yes ive been but not for long.
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Im just saying ive been not that ide do well though I dont get you guys at all im not trying to be cool its just ive been and ikd why I have to explain all my posts are you so incompetent you can't just read them.



:curbyourenthusiasm:

My point remains valid




What is the longest you we're even in for?

You experienced the facility, not the event of actually going to prison and being locked away for months, or years.

So If I spent a day or two, locked up in a prison while on my way from a jail in one state to a jail in another state, I am allowed to tell my cell-mates I've been to prison?

Upon explaining myself, they'd probably kick my ass.


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Re: home from prison [Re: TNK]
    #22149127 - 08/26/15 09:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

By that logic a man has never BEEN to the moon as nobody ever stayed long. I never said I lived there just that i've been.


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Re: home from prison [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22149138 - 08/26/15 09:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

We all know the moon landing was a hoax.


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Re: home from prison [Re: thewanderer25] * 1
    #22149192 - 08/26/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: home from prison [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22149261 - 08/26/15 10:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:


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