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Re: home from prison [Re: Confucian]
    #22142533 - 08/25/15 07:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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closet thing I guess I did was basic training - which I would say is about as bad if not worse then prison, though usually much shorter.




You got to eat really good food and you were paid (very well) for a job you signed up for.

It is not anything like prison.  :awthatsbullshit:




eat really good food? I ate literally nothing but yogurt and peanut butter because that's all I had time to shove in my face, and they made you throw it up typically after every meal regardless

paid very well? you get paid in prison as well with all the necessities of shelter/food/etc. some people like being there just for that reason alone. i also think my first 4 checks were about $200 a piece, for nearly 140 hour work weeks for 8 weeks. 

committing a crime isn't 'signing up' for prison?

it's a little bit like jail/prison, though of course typically shorter.

saying I got to eat 'really good food' and got paid 'very well' is fucking ridiculous :lol:

also, we didn't get no meth and cigarettes - prison sounds great :crazy2:


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Re: home from prison [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22142554 - 08/25/15 07:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That is like saying the scared straight kids from T.V are allowed to say they did time in prison.

You spent weekends there, not years.


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Re: home from prison [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22142563 - 08/25/15 07:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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You don't believe anyone's threads, do you?



Of course I do. The only thing I've expressed disbelief with in this thread is that Wanderer dude has been to prison even once (much less multiple times).



Ive been because of probation they have me go to the real prison everytime I fuck up on a UA and its only for the weekend. I never said ive been there long but they put me there on friday night and let me go on sunday night its the real prison but they are just trying to scare me like keep it up and this is your future.
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I learned that white people are really into meth these days... (yes im white.)  My wifey picked me up and i ate some waffle house on the way home... then had a delicious pork loin.  prison sucks wouldnt wish it on anyone....  sooo many peope strung out on meth



I bet food tastes a million times better if you were eating prison shit for a whole year...



Even if they really did put in you an actual prison (which I highly doubt) there's no way in hell you're really getting the prison experience. You would be isolated from all the other inmates, otherwise you'd be getting your ass kicked all day and night by people who are there for life and have nothing better to do than make life miserable for everyone else. The fact that you just get to walk out a couple days later would make you the biggest target of the prison.


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Re: home from prison [Re: Rebelutionsssss] * 2
    #22142578 - 08/25/15 07:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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did'nt you say you were like 19 and just started getting into drugs? how have you been to prison multiple times? people only do years there so you were in prison since 11? 14? :lol:



Haha, that reminds me of the time TheWanderer got caught posting pictures of cocaine which wasn't his in the candy thread.


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Re: home from prison [Re: mushmafia]
    #22142617 - 08/25/15 07:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I learned that white people are really into meth these days... (yes im white.)  My wifey picked me up and i ate some waffle house on the way home... then had a delicious pork loin.  prison sucks wouldnt wish it on anyone....  sooo many peope strung out on meth




So the lesson learned here... there is a lot of meth in prison?

I applaud institutional, corrective behavioral reform.


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Re: home from prison [Re: Detached]
    #22142697 - 08/25/15 07:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: home from prison [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22142733 - 08/25/15 07:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The guards bring it in for an extraordinary fee. Its still easy to sell in prison the only thing you can't get is guns but phones are available but the price goes up a lot. Gangbangers need phones to call shots the drugs keep the inmates occupied and everything else is to kill or hurt someone no one cares about.
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You don't believe anyone's threads, do you?



Of course I do. The only thing I've expressed disbelief with in this thread is that Wanderer dude has been to prison even once (much less multiple times).



Ive been because of probation they have me go to the real prison everytime I fuck up on a UA and its only for the weekend. I never said ive been there long but they put me there on friday night and let me go on sunday night its the real prison but they are just trying to scare me like keep it up and this is your future.
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I learned that white people are really into meth these days... (yes im white.)  My wifey picked me up and i ate some waffle house on the way home... then had a delicious pork loin.  prison sucks wouldnt wish it on anyone....  sooo many peope strung out on meth



I bet food tastes a million times better if you were eating prison shit for a whole year...



Even if they really did put in you an actual prison (which I highly doubt) there's no way in hell you're really getting the prison experience. You would be isolated from all the other inmates, otherwise you'd be getting your ass kicked all day and night by people who are there for life and have nothing better to do than make life miserable for everyone else. The fact that you just get to walk out a couple days later would make you the biggest target of the prison.



Idk man it was part of the real one but it was not maximum security and most of the guys were only there for a year or two. The murderers and rapists were kept in a high security part of the prison on a different pod but I still saw them on their unit when we walked to the cafeteria. It wasn't all that bad you get 3 more months for an assault so nobody really bothered me as long as I didn't bother them. Which I didn't they got pissed off if I didn't give them my desert and since I was there for only two days I just gave it to them. Idk though it really wasn't all that bad it just gets boring and they make you wake up all early but they had a lot of dip and other stuff but since I was only there till sunday most guys avoided me. However one guy thought I was pretty cool he was in for meth possession and used to cook so I taught him about P2P and brewing ephedrine with methylamine he said all he knew was shake n bake so I figured I would help him but he said I should work for his white supremacist gang and im not into cooking for racists so I gave him a fake name and have never seen him again.


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Re: home from prison [Re: Detached]
    #22142820 - 08/25/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I learned that white people are really into meth these days... (yes im white.)  My wifey picked me up and i ate some waffle house on the way home... then had a delicious pork loin.  prison sucks wouldnt wish it on anyone....  sooo many peope strung out on meth




So the lesson learned here... there is a lot of meth in prison?

I applaud institutional, corrective behavioral reform.



I feel like the general consensus is that African Americans commit more crimes. Surprisingly in my experience their are many more white trash meth head types behind bars.


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Re: home from prison [Re: Mental Taco]
    #22142834 - 08/25/15 08:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I learned that white people are really into meth these days... (yes im white.)  My wifey picked me up and i ate some waffle house on the way home... then had a delicious pork loin.  prison sucks wouldnt wish it on anyone....  sooo many peope strung out on meth




So the lesson learned here... there is a lot of meth in prison?

I applaud institutional, corrective behavioral reform.



I feel like the general consensus is that African Americans commit more crimes. Surprisingly in my experience their are many more white trash meth head types behind bars.




Well it depends what prison/city you're going to, and there's also way more white people in the country, but the ratio may 'favor' more blacks behind bars but I don't know the #'s - could probably look it up fast.


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Re: home from prison [Re: pfxtc]
    #22142853 - 08/25/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Which leads to the next question of where OP served his time at? Just a rough geographical idea would be handy.


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Re: home from prison [Re: Detached]
    #22143281 - 08/25/15 09:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Then I've been to prision to man.... When I visit people :lol: give me a break dude you were trying to act hard by saying you were in prision but then you got called out on your bullshit.


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Re: home from prison [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22143329 - 08/25/15 09:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That is some pretty OG shit.. talkin' cooking dope for the aryan skinheadz in the clink...


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Re: home from prison [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22143431 - 08/25/15 10:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Then I've been to prision to man.... When I visit people :lol: give me a break dude you were trying to act hard by saying you were in prision but then you got called out on your bullshit.



Ya when you've staid there overnight then ya you have. I love how I cant say anything without hatters commenting on it like I got critics or some bullshit. You be my paparazzi bitch.:rofl2:


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Re: home from prison [Re: thewanderer25] * 1
    #22143453 - 08/25/15 10:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe that should tell you something.

Like a lot of the shit you say is stupid as hell.

"Dude I could totally survive lost in the wilderness. Just last week I went tailgating at the beach and stayed for 2 whole nights." :rofl: That is something I would fully expect you to say.


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Re: home from prison [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22143507 - 08/25/15 10:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Im just saying ive been not that ide do well though I dont get you guys at all im not trying to be cool its just ive been and ikd why I have to explain all my posts are you so incompetent you can't just read them.


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Re: home from prison [Re: TNK]
    #22143512 - 08/25/15 10:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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That is like saying the scared straight kids from T.V are allowed to say they did time in prison.

You spent weekends there, not years.




:curbyourenthusiasm:

My point remains valid.


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Re: home from prison [Re: TNK]
    #22143528 - 08/25/15 10:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

No we can read. It's hard to interpret real posts when you lie in half your post count


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Re: home from prison [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22143533 - 08/25/15 10:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Incompetent.. Lol.

Look, a weekend stay in a low security wing of a prison is not "going to prison". All those kids on scared straight don't get the right to say they've been to prison, either. When someone "goes to prison" it means they did real time, not some bullshit scare the youngin's into acting right program.


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Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: home from prison [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22143534 - 08/25/15 10:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:popcorn:


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Re: home from prison [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22143552 - 08/25/15 10:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Whatever the kids thing was with guards and stuff and on a maximum security wing. I was alone treated just like everyone else not some kid on a TV show with armed guards. I whent and was treated like everyone else only I got out way sooner so yes ive been but not for long.
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Im just saying ive been not that ide do well though I dont get you guys at all im not trying to be cool its just ive been and ikd why I have to explain all my posts are you so incompetent you can't just read them.



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