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OfflineLuSiD enthusiast
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5 Second rule
    #22129465 - 08/23/15 02:26 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Do you follow it?

I sure as hell don't. It's disgusting.

Discuss incoherently.
If you drop food on the ground, will you still eat it?
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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] * 1
    #22129476 - 08/23/15 02:33 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Depends entirely on the floor and the food in question. Usually, no. If the food is something that I almost never get, and the floor is really clean, I've done it on occasion. If we get into cooking, it becomes more frequent. There's probably nothing on my floors as "dirty" as what produce comes into contact with. Just wash it off like I would anyways.

Lately this isn't even an option though. My dog stares at us while we eat. Anything that gets dropped is already in her stomach before we can try to pick it up.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] * 1
    #22129508 - 08/23/15 02:56 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I don't follow it because germ transfer is fairly immediate. I base it on how sticky the food is, how much it costs, how delicious it'll be, and the conditions of the floor...

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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #22129651 - 08/23/15 05:31 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Giftofdeprivation said:
I don't follow it because germ transfer is fairly immediate. I base it on how sticky the food is, how much it costs, how delicious it'll be, and the conditions of the floor...






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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: dionysiandame]
    #22129689 - 08/23/15 06:13 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

if I'm going to eat food off the floor I'll do it regardless of how long it's been there for
I don't make a habit out of it but it happens occasionally


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: CosmicFool]
    #22129700 - 08/23/15 06:25 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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CosmicFool said:
if I'm going to eat food off the floor I'll do it regardless of how long it's been there for




I don't really put a time limit on per se, but there is most definitely a cut off.

I really can't recall the last time I did it, so I'll just have to use something as an example. I may eat a piece of lobster I dropped, but if I only notice it 3 hours later, I'm definitely not eating that shit. :lol:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22129733 - 08/23/15 06:51 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
Quote:

CosmicFool said:
if I'm going to eat food off the floor I'll do it regardless of how long it's been there for




I don't really put a time limit on per se, but there is most definitely a cut off.





well yeah I'm not talking days or anything
but I'm not counting seconds to see if the food is "safe"


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: CosmicFool]
    #22129744 - 08/23/15 06:55 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I think a better thread idea is what would you be willing to eat off the floor :stoned:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22129790 - 08/23/15 07:25 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
Depends entirely on the floor and the food in question





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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22129794 - 08/23/15 07:28 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Used to eat my meals with sand and all kinds of other shit.  Military man who was raised in poor conditions, now I stack riches and fuck random bitches......  Hope I answered your questions


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: InfiniteToker]
    #22129805 - 08/23/15 07:33 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

depends on what i drop. if i drop a chip, cracker or  piece of bread ,something dry like that, i'll definately eat it (as long as the floor isnt digusting)

but if i drop something like a slice of deli meat on the floor? that shits getting throne out


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: Adolin] * 2
    #22129816 - 08/23/15 07:39 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Can't find it with the proper adverb, so this will have to do.



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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #22129841 - 08/23/15 07:51 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I trust my floor. So I'll eat it.

Plus it's the 5 second rule... Even If I go over, you fall in the 10 second rule then the 20 second rule, etc.... Essentially, you are infinitely safe.


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #22130130 - 08/23/15 09:32 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Giftofdeprivation said:
I don't follow it because germ transfer is fairly immediate.



There's actually been studies on this, if I remember correctly it took like 30 seconds for a significant amount of germs to transfer to food.


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #22130142 - 08/23/15 09:36 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Depends entirely on the floor and the food in question. Usually, no.




Usually I don't, but it does depend on the floor as shroomslip said.

If it's a dry type of food, something that wont go splat when it hits the ground, then ill snatch it up blow it off and eat it.

Funny story which is related, when I was 15 I was at an Allman bros concert and was giving some acid to a friend, they dropped their hits in toiled water on the floor in the bathroom at the venue, snatched the hits up and ate them anyway, shit was hella gross.:tongue2:


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] * 2
    #22130276 - 08/23/15 10:17 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The 5 second rule is enforced by my cats. Within 5 seconds they'll show up and eat it if I don't.


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: koraks]
    #22130312 - 08/23/15 10:31 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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koraks said:
The 5 second rule is enforced by my cats. Within 5 seconds they'll show up and eat it if I don't.




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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: thizzlemaniac]
    #22130399 - 08/23/15 10:56 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I worked at a place a long time ago where this was accepted behind closed doors. Wether or not the entire staff knew about it though, I don't know. In particular, this one weird pervert named Tony would do fucked up shit all the time like drop raw, bloody wings into the frier when an order came in & then go back to rolling dough... then moments later drop a ball of dough on the floor, pick it up & set it back on the table. That guy was the worst.


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: PLURAL]
    #22133767 - 08/24/15 02:50 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Treant said:
Quote:

Giftofdeprivation said:
I don't follow it because germ transfer is fairly immediate.



There's actually been studies on this, if I remember correctly it took like 30 seconds for a significant amount of germs to transfer to food.



No there hasn't.
No it didn't

Here's a study even you could probably parse: drop an ice cream cone in the middle of the forest. Now drop a dry ass cracker onto a vinyl floor. Which is dirtier? There's no control whatsoever, right? We're talking about "food" on "ground". Stop posting, please.


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #22133790 - 08/24/15 03:10 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

In all actuality, most likely the cracker. The ice cream in the forest is just being dropped on dirt. Dirt probably doesn't have the same concentrations of bacteria that could make you sick as a floor in your house would. I'm not saying you could go eating tons of dirt and never get sick, but in a forest, most dirt is relatively untouched by the type of stuff that your shoes/feet are going to track all over your house originating from the bathroom floor.

I would literally rather eat a pound of dirt than even touch my tongue to something that has had direct contact with fecal matter.

All that said, it really isn't about germs for me. My problem is foods that pick up debris. There IS a study (I Googled it earlier when the thread came up) that points towards carpet actually having lower levels of transfer of bacteria vs hard surfaced floors. But dropping food on carpet is pretty much the deal breaker for me. Drop food on carpet and there's all kinds of shit that sticks to it. If a hard surface floor is swept and mopped regularly, there's rarely anything that sticks to the food (besides germs).

:shrug: I kinda make it a point to not be a germaphobe for the simple reason that all it does is actually make things worse. We develop immunities by ingesting or otherwise being exposed to germs. I almost never get sick because I don't go out of my way to avoid germs. But don't take that the wrong way, I'm not taking a shit and having the toilet paper rip and getting shit on my fingers and picking up my hamburger without washing my hands.. Spend your life in a sterilized bubble for 20 years, and then go to New York city and watch what happens. Drinking the water in Mexico will probably seem like paradise.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22133795 - 08/24/15 03:17 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i don't follow the 5 second rule because it usually takes me at least 30 seconds to care enough to pick it up, at that point i exam the object for debreeze, blow it, exam it again, and if my gut tells me to put it in my mouth that is what will happen


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22133800 - 08/24/15 03:20 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Damn you're lazy :lol:

Assuming my dog didn't get to it before I could reach for it, I always pick it up immediately, regardless of whether I intend to eat it or not.

That bitch is fast though. She literally just sits there staring at us and practically grabs it midair. We don't even drop food that regularly, she just knows that if she watches every time we eat, there's a chance she'll get some of it.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22133811 - 08/24/15 03:27 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Does the 5 second rule apply to a load you wanted to swallow, but missed so it landed on the floor and now you gotta lick it up off the bus station bathroom floor?


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #22133812 - 08/24/15 03:28 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

No, because it's a bathroom floor. That is a red zone.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22133818 - 08/24/15 03:34 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

most food poisoning comes from shitty rotting food thats had turds sprayed on it in mexico and picked by workers who don't wash.  i doubt anybody in the history of human kind has ever died from dropping food on the ground and then eating it unless they dropped it on a pile of shit which prolly has happened back when they threw buckets of it out their windows.  But modern times here, even the dirtiest of carpets most likely don't harbor anything that causes food poisoning because 99% of it isn't food, so the bacteria isn't there in high enough quantities where you would drop something and it would be so contaminated that you get sick.  in other words its mostly mud, dust, dust mites, dead skin, maybe some ring worm, fungus, stuff like that.  Unless of course you live with someone who wears diapers or wipes with their hand and doesn't wash.  Now im not saying i would eat off anybody elses floor, and if i lived in a house where nobody ever vacumed i prolly wouldn't eat off those either. 

im just saying i think its highly unlikely anybody has gotten sick off a typical household floor and to me the risks don't outweight the reward, there's lots of edible food on the floor if your bored and go looking


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #22133834 - 08/24/15 03:42 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I can't tell if you are trolling, or... No, different 5 second rule. Here people are hurrying to avoid germs, not to avoid another beating from Daddy.


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #22133852 - 08/24/15 03:52 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Does the 5 second rule apply to a load you wanted to swallow, but missed so it landed on the floor and now you gotta lick it up off the bus station bathroom floor?




arn't u the guy who makes all those rube goldberg machines?  your next one you should make that transports your sperm from start to finish.  you start it by jerking off into a cup, the weigh pulls something, and the cup drops or slides somewhere, then at the end of the machine the cup gets involved again somehow, like catapulted onto a picture of miley cirus on a wrecking ball


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #22133864 - 08/24/15 04:02 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

God, no. Not even when I'm drunk. It doesn't take 5 seconds for whatever germs are on the floor to stick to that food. There is 0 logic in the 5 second rule, it's simply an excuse for people to try and get away with something that would otherwise be considered disgusting, except, there is no otherwise, it is disgusting... So cut it out, you philistines. :nonono:


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: Into The Woods]
    #22133878 - 08/24/15 04:08 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Philistine? I'm just saying, if a truffle souffle falls on the floor, it doesn't turn into a cheese omelet. You're a prude. :P


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: Into The Woods]
    #22133889 - 08/24/15 04:18 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The 5 second rule is such a first world problem it's pretty funny.

So many poor (as in the wealth sense) countries/cultures/civilizations out there won't even think twice about eating food they dropped, because they can't afford to. There's at least one place I know of (thanks to Bizarre Foods) where they use the sand/dirt and charcoal/ash to cook their food. It's some type of bread. They're like "take your 5 second rule and shove it up your ass".


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22133898 - 08/24/15 04:26 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

did you guys know every other form of life on earth eats off the floor or their version of the floor?

except for space monkeys, they eat out of thin air


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22133904 - 08/24/15 04:31 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

We have very refined systems, just because a dog/cat can eat off the floor with no danger, doesn't mean we can. Dogs eat shit all the time. Try a steady diet that includes shit and see how sick you get :rofl:


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22133921 - 08/24/15 04:41 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

humans who live in the wild don't get sick, or nearly as sick from drinking unclean water.  We created a bubble around ourselves that weakened us, and not eating off the floor is a key example.  i could leave a carrot on the floor for hours and still eat it and not get sick, prolly even days, might need a quick rinse first


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22134030 - 08/24/15 06:00 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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humans who live in the wild don't get sick, or nearly as sick from drinking unclean water.  We created a bubble around ourselves that weakened us, and not eating off the floor is a key example.  i could leave a carrot on the floor for hours and still eat it and not get sick, prolly even days, might need a quick rinse first



So you might need to rinse it off first? Meaning you migbt need to get the germs that it contracted while on the floor, that will make you sick off of it, before you eat it?


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #22149006 - 08/26/15 09:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Lol, you sound awfully butthurt about something that really doesn't matter.

Yes there have been, one was in a video I watched in school, it was Bill Nye or something similar, and I've also read an article about it on the internet.


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    #22149293 - 08/26/15 10:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

ok so 2 days ago i was eating beef jerky, i had it in my lap and it tipped forward and spilled the entire bag on the floor, so i picked it up and blew it all off and ate it.  Then that same night i was opening a popcicle and the dam thing slid out of the package but i closed my legs fast enough to catch it.  i got chocolate icecream all over my crotch and between my legs and of course i just blew on it and ate it.  so anyways today i kept feeling something hard on the floor, my foot kept bumping into it, low and behold its another piece of beef jerky!  what a pleasant surprise!


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Re: 5 Second rule [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22152496 - 08/27/15 04:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Did you notice it was the same piece from the day prior, or just instinctively shove it in your mouth like a desperate animal?

Questioning food is so bourgeois.


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