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Janky Tits

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Are you athletic?
#22128572 - 08/22/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Do any of you druggies play sports?
I use to be pretty athletic 2 years ago. Played hockey and lax until my junior year. I started getting serious about my drugs around my first hockey season and quit mid way because completely lost interest in hockey and lax. The drugs kind of helped me realize that 90% of my teammates and my coaches were fucking shallow and douchey dick heads who took themselves and what they did too seriously. I began to grow great contempt for athletic culture and people. I carried myself around like I was a jock for most of high school and I then realize I didn't fit in with those assholes. Most of the jocks I knew were the type of douche bags who would tweet bible quotes but treat people like shit and be a complete asshole and then go get hammered. Same thing with the females, mostly shallow cunts who were vain and bitchey.
I quite sports for the most part. I still kind of love hockey and lacrosse and practice them once in a blue moon and I might play college lacrosse later on but for the most part I mostly dislike athletic culture and stereotypical athletic douche bags.
I really admired this one guy on my hockey team who was a huge stoner but kicked ass on the ice while stoned. Wish I and the rest of my team could've been more like him but sadly most of my team were asshats who took themselves too seriously.
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Matt87

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Yeah dude sports are great! Martial arts and bouldering are my main sports.
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Re: Are you athletic? [Re: Matt87]
#22128658 - 08/22/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I've been doing some beginner parkour. I spend a fair amount of time practicing stealth.
yeah screw that overly competitive team sport deal. Just go in the forest and find ways to challenge yourself. Trying to climb a tree silently versus just climbing a tree even, there's challenge everywhere.
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Janky Tits

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Yeah man. I hate to admit that I was exactly that. An overly competitive doucher who took sports so damn seriously.
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Quote:
Xplicit RelapzZ said: Yeah man. I hate to admit that I was exactly that. An overly competitive doucher who took sports so damn seriously.
at least you went all out. Very siddhartha like, gives you greater perspective.
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I wish I would have played sports in high school but I was just too busy ripping and running to even care.
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Played hockey for 12 years. Would still be playing if I didnt work a shitty night job.
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Re: Are you athletic? [Re: Soluminia]
#22128851 - 08/22/15 09:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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race motocross. Do alot of xc moutain biking along with jumping wherever there is jumps to hit but thats for fun. The motocross is pretty serious
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Mr. Magic



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Parkour you say?? I used to envy the ppl that could do that shit. I wanted to get into it but just dont have the balls to pull the stunts they do lol
Im trying to get back into shape. I used to be able to do the human flag and muscle ups on pullup bar.
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I did rowing pretty hardcore in highschool, but since then my regime has been entirely sporadic. Ive never been into team sports but i love running and anything solitary
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Re: Are you athletic? [Re: Mr. Magic]
#22129006 - 08/22/15 10:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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In my younger days I did softball, basketball, and competitive marksmanship. Also did karate for a little while but that's such a silly martial arts. I do miss the sports though and I often consider taking one up again but my body turned out to hate me.
I miss the focus and discipline it took to be competitive. I miss that mindset of "just play" where everything else would vanish and it was just me and the sport.
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Re: Are you athletic? [Re: Mr. Magic]
#22129167 - 08/22/15 11:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Mr. Magic said: Parkour you say?? I used to envy the ppl that could do that shit. I wanted to get into it but just dont have the balls to pull the stunts they do lol
Im trying to get back into shape. I used to be able to do the human flag and muscle ups on pullup bar.
I'm trying to stick with only practical parkour. There's some great, simple how-to videos on youtube. (and lots of super shitty ones too) Just gotta start small
This is the move I'm working up to (except I'm having trouble finding properly sized walls)
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im "athletic" but i definitely have a beer gut
i never work out or eat well, if im not having fun while im getting my workout its not worth it to me 
summer activities - i ride a dirt bike on trails around the mountains and skate mini-ramps and small, non-vert halfpipes (like 6-8 ft tops)....every once in a while ill rent a nice mountain bike and ride downhill at keystone cause they have the sickest trails and my season pass for winter gets me a discount on the lift tickets but im on my dirt bike like every other day pretty much - last summer i was way more into hiking and didnt have a dirt bike
winter activities - snowboarding and teaching snowboarding
i burn way more calories per hour snowboarding in powder than anything else tho
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I could have been a pro track runner,swimmer and possibly football
im pretty badass at most sports including basketball
im good at baseball too..i hate watching baseball but LOVE playing it
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Played linebacker and did wrestling for 2 off seasons in HS and 1 season of Jr college. To keep the muscle I've gained from both sports I continue to go to the gym on a regular basis and do free weights.
I really want to try australian football that shit looks dope. It reminds me of this game we played every now and again in lifting class if we won but it was one down then turn over but you could do pretty much anything you wanted within reason to get that ball in the end zone, also the other team picks up where you turned over.
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The only athletics I did in high school was running from the cops. Other than that I went to the gym pretty regularly, still do but I was never really a fan of sports. I like hockey but I've never played, been on the ice once or twice and always ended up on my ass
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I surf, skateboard and go to the gym regularly. I used to swim competitively and play baseball, but I can't fucking stand team sports.
I like to party hard on occasion, so I feel like I need to keep active to balance it out.
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Mr. Magic



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For some reason i cant watch vids that get posted on here but i will look that up.
I got pretty damn good at the roll technique. You know the thing you see them do after jumping off of something.
I jumped off aomething maybe 10ft high and did it pretty well. Id just sometimes randomly stop and roll across the floor in random places. Lol
Then like i said the human flag i could do for maybe 10sec max but couldnt get any further. Then i used to climb whatever random shit i could while running.
Hmm this is making me want to get back into it lol i need to lose some body fat first.
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Re: Are you athletic? [Re: Mr. Magic]
#22129344 - 08/23/15 01:12 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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is the human flag when you have both arms extended grabbing a vertical pole and getting your entire body parallel with the ground?
or is it just grabbing onto a vertical pole and getting your entire body parallel with the ground?
the first one is fucking insane if you can hold yourself out fully extended like that, but the second definition isnt hard at all, you jab your lower arms elbow into your hip bone and use your forearm as a support to hold up your legs and just grab onto the pole and lean and pick up your legs
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Mr. Magic



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Yeah i could do the first one, no cheating or anything. That was in my prime tho, and i could only do it 10-15sec max. You have to be rediculously lean and have a really strong core to do it.
I had my body fat at almost 10%...then i got extremely sick and it fucked up all my workouts and diet. But yeah it is tough focus on core strength and lose enough body fat without getting bulky then youre golden to practice it.
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Re: Are you athletic? [Re: Mr. Magic]
#22129419 - 08/23/15 01:59 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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yeah, i saw a senior do that for like 5 seconds when i was a freshman in HS and was like holy fuck....i can do the cheating way
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Mr. Magic



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Lol yeah i am far from those times tho. Ive gained some weight since then. Seriously tho you know you are in tip top shape if you can pull it off. Lol
Only sport i did was cross country running in highschool. I used to run a shit ton of miles a week.
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Re: Are you athletic? [Re: Mr. Magic]
#22129461 - 08/23/15 02:22 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I am not athletic at all but I do a lot of sports
Surfing, running, yoga, fitness, Kettlebells and daily cycling
These are basically things I need to do to keep from getting fat
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Re: Are you athletic? [Re: Mr. Magic]
#22129474 - 08/23/15 02:32 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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yeah that makes sense, you were probably super lean and like no body fat if you were anything like the cross country runners i know from HS
the guy i saw do it was in between football 2 a days and we were on our lunch/rehydration break and its fucking like this time of year and everyone is wiped out cause it was hot, sunny and humid as fuck but this senior who was our QB and DB was telling someone he could do it and they didnt believe him so he found a pole and did it...i was watching and skeptical but he did it....he was like all upper body/core strength tho, his legs were thin as fuck
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If he was any good as a qb he wouldn't be doubling as a DB. You just don't risk injury of your Quarterback like that. I remember those pussies got to wear red jerseys every practice and if you hit them you ran till you yacked.
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Re: Are you athletic? [Re: Mescalean]
#22130768 - 08/23/15 12:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yes
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Re: Are you athletic? [Re: Mescalean]
#22130860 - 08/23/15 01:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Mescalean said: If he was any good as a qb he wouldn't be doubling as a DB. You just don't risk injury of your Quarterback like that. I remember those pussies got to wear red jerseys every practice and if you hit them you ran till you yacked.
at my high school we had 2 different QBs over my time there that one was a safety the other was a corner - our high school sucks and is in like the lowest division possible because anyone who was actually good would get full rides to the private schools nearby and they obviously arent gonna say no to that cause no college scouts ever went to my HS....kids had to make their own highlight reels from their parents footage of games to send to college to even get glanced at
and the safety was good at both positions and our second string was pathetic so it was pretty much play and get killed cause the offense sucked, play and get killed because the defense sucked, or play him on both sides and only get beaten by a td or 2
our high schools football program was a joke
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I play rugby and I love it. Unfortunately I tore my ACL so I'll be missing 7s this fall but I'll be able to play 15s in the spring. The drugs never really interfere with rugby which I love because it's so relaxed, only 2 or 3 practices a week; tuesday, thursday, and Sunday if we can get enough people to come. We just fuck around all practice too and we're close to the coaches so even practice is alot of fun.
I used to play football and I wrestled and you have no free time until off season and that fucking sucks. Especially football they try to control every one year round
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