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OfflineJanky Tits

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Are you athletic?
    #22128572 - 08/22/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Do any of you druggies play sports?

I use to be pretty athletic 2 years ago. Played hockey and lax until my junior year.
I started getting serious about my drugs around my first hockey season and quit mid way because completely lost interest in hockey and lax. The drugs kind of helped me realize that 90% of my teammates and my coaches were fucking shallow and douchey dick heads who took themselves and what they did too seriously. I began to grow great contempt for athletic culture and people. I carried myself around like I was a jock for most of high school and I then realize I didn't fit in with those assholes. Most of the jocks I knew were the type of douche bags who would tweet bible quotes but treat people like shit and be a complete asshole and then go get hammered. Same thing with the females, mostly shallow cunts who were vain and bitchey.

I quite sports for the most part. I still kind of love hockey and lacrosse and practice them once in a blue moon and I might play college  lacrosse later on but for the most part I mostly dislike athletic culture and stereotypical athletic douche bags.

I really admired this one guy on my hockey team who was a huge stoner but kicked ass on the ice while stoned. Wish I and the rest of my team could've been more like him but sadly most of my team were asshats who took themselves too seriously. :shrug:


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OfflineMatt87
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Re: Are you athletic? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22128637 - 08/22/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah dude sports are great! Martial arts and bouldering are my main sports.


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OfflinePsilosopherr
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Re: Are you athletic? [Re: Matt87]
    #22128658 - 08/22/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I've been doing some beginner parkour. I spend a fair amount of time practicing stealth.

yeah screw that overly competitive team sport deal. Just go in the forest and find ways to challenge yourself. Trying to climb a tree silently versus just climbing a tree even, there's challenge everywhere.


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OfflineJanky Tits

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Re: Are you athletic? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #22128693 - 08/22/15 09:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah man. I hate to admit that I was exactly that. An overly competitive doucher who took sports so damn seriously.


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Re: Are you athletic? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22128717 - 08/22/15 09:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Xplicit RelapzZ said:
Yeah man. I hate to admit that I was exactly that. An overly competitive doucher who took sports so damn seriously.



at least you went all out. Very siddhartha like, gives you greater perspective.


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Are you athletic? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #22128726 - 08/22/15 09:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I wish I would have played sports in high school but I was just too busy ripping and running to even care.


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OfflineSoluminia
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Re: Are you athletic? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22128728 - 08/22/15 09:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Played hockey for 12 years.  Would still be playing if I didnt work a shitty night job.


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Re: Are you athletic? [Re: Soluminia]
    #22128851 - 08/22/15 09:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

race motocross. Do alot of xc moutain biking along with jumping wherever there is jumps to hit but thats for fun. The motocross is pretty serious


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Re: Are you athletic? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #22128942 - 08/22/15 10:26 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Parkour you say?? I used to envy the ppl that could do that shit. I wanted to get into it but just dont have the balls to pull the stunts they do :shrug: lol

Im trying to get back into shape. I used to be able to do the human flag and muscle ups on pullup bar.


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Re: Are you athletic? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22128996 - 08/22/15 10:45 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I did rowing pretty hardcore in highschool, but since then my regime has been entirely sporadic. Ive never been into team sports but i love running and anything solitary


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Re: Are you athletic? [Re: Mr. Magic]
    #22129006 - 08/22/15 10:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

In my younger days I did softball, basketball, and competitive marksmanship. Also did karate for a little while but that's such a silly martial arts. I do miss the sports though and I often consider taking one up again but my body turned out to hate me.


I miss the focus and discipline it took to be competitive. I miss that mindset of "just play" where everything else would vanish and it was just me and the sport.


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Re: Are you athletic? [Re: Mr. Magic]
    #22129167 - 08/22/15 11:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Parkour you say?? I used to envy the ppl that could do that shit. I wanted to get into it but just dont have the balls to pull the stunts they do :shrug: lol

Im trying to get back into shape. I used to be able to do the human flag and muscle ups on pullup bar.



I'm trying to stick with only practical parkour. There's some great, simple how-to videos on youtube. (and lots of super shitty ones too) Just gotta start small

This is the move I'm working up to (except I'm having trouble finding properly sized walls)


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Re: Are you athletic? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #22129199 - 08/22/15 11:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

im "athletic" but i definitely have a beer gut

i never work out or eat well, if im not having fun while im getting my workout its not worth it to me :shrug:

summer activities - i ride a dirt bike on trails around the mountains and skate mini-ramps and small, non-vert halfpipes (like 6-8 ft tops)....every once in a while ill rent a nice mountain bike and ride downhill at keystone cause they have the sickest trails and my season pass for winter gets me a discount on the lift tickets but im on my dirt bike like every other day pretty much - last summer i was way more into hiking and didnt have a dirt bike

winter activities - snowboarding and teaching snowboarding


i burn way more calories per hour snowboarding in powder than anything else tho


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Re: Are you athletic? [Re: trippinballs420]
    #22129209 - 08/22/15 11:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I could have been a pro track runner,swimmer and possibly football

im pretty badass at most sports including basketball

im good at baseball too..i hate watching baseball but LOVE playing it

instaed I dropped out in 8th grade and became an alcoholic pot head


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Re: Are you athletic? [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #22129230 - 08/22/15 11:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Played linebacker and did wrestling for 2 off seasons in HS and 1 season of Jr college. To keep the muscle I've gained from both sports I continue to go to the gym on a regular basis and do free weights.

I really want to try australian football that shit looks dope. It reminds me of this game we played every now and again in lifting class if we won but it was one down then turn over but you could do pretty much anything you wanted within reason to get that ball in the end zone, also the other team picks up where you turned over.


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Re: Are you athletic? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22129233 - 08/22/15 11:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The only athletics I did in high school was running from the cops.
Other than that I went to the gym pretty regularly, still do but I was never really a fan of sports. I like hockey but I've never played, been on the ice once or twice and always ended up on my ass :lol:


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Re: Are you athletic? [Re: ChasingBliss]
    #22129289 - 08/23/15 12:28 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I surf, skateboard and go to the gym regularly. I used to swim competitively and play baseball, but I can't fucking stand team sports.

I like to party hard on occasion, so I feel like I need to keep active to balance it out.


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Re: Are you athletic? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #22129333 - 08/23/15 12:57 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

For some reason i cant watch vids that get posted on here but i will look that up.

I got pretty damn good at the roll technique. You know the thing you see them do after jumping off of something.

I jumped off aomething maybe 10ft high and did it pretty well. Id just sometimes randomly stop and roll across the floor in random places. Lol

Then like i said the human flag i could do for maybe 10sec max but couldnt get any further. Then i used to climb whatever random shit i could while running.

Hmm this is making me want to get back into it lol i need to lose some body fat first.


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Re: Are you athletic? [Re: Mr. Magic]
    #22129344 - 08/23/15 01:12 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

is the human flag when you have both arms extended grabbing a vertical pole and getting your entire body parallel with the ground?

or is it just grabbing onto a vertical pole and getting your entire body parallel with the ground?

the first one is fucking insane if you can hold yourself out fully extended like that, but the second definition isnt hard at all, you jab your lower arms elbow into your hip bone and use your forearm as a support to hold up your legs and just grab onto the pole and lean and pick up your legs


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Re: Are you athletic? [Re: trippinballs420]
    #22129415 - 08/23/15 01:54 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah i could do the first one, no cheating or anything. That was in my prime tho, and i could only do it 10-15sec max. You have to be rediculously lean and have a really strong core to do it.

I had my body fat at almost 10%...then i got extremely sick and it fucked up all my workouts and diet.

But yeah it is tough focus on core strength and lose enough body fat without getting bulky then youre golden to practice it.


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