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OfflineMacey Howard
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Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. * 6
    #22128526 - 08/22/15 08:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Alright, so I finally got to hang out with my 22 yr old daughter. She's been distant since I came out 5 years ago, admitted I was gender-confused, and decided to go thru the process to live as the opposite gender. In 5 years she grew up and was open minded. She's pre-med- go figure, I was the mad scientist, and she's going to be a Dr. We started to re- bond thru Skype-- she was shocked when my Skype cam popped up and she saw... almost her own face on the other end.

I was shocked as well, its kind of fucked up when you change genders and end up looking exactly like your daughter. We decided to drive and meet up in the middle of the country. It was freaking awesome.. sitting there staring at each other... lol she kept calling me dad, I thought that was cool as hell because people were confused as fuck! We went to the mall and looked at some clothes, turned up our noses at the high prices and decided to go fuck up the thrift stores.. 

Holy crap we bought a ton of clothes!! One shopping cart loaded with clothes came out to $50. We were walking out of thrift stores wearing shades and holding shopping bags like rich bitches walking out of Macy's or Lord & Taylor. One thing about thrift store clothes..... they smell like the damn thrift store, all funky and shit.

Shopping made us hungry so went to this soul food place. Oh my god the food tasted like it had been sitting in water. It was all hard and soggy at the same time. She breaks out the phone and starts yelping and taking photos. Told me to hold my thumbs down and took a pic of the plate. Lol she gave it one star.

I found out what Uber was.

I learned what a tweet was.. I still don't understand why people do it.

I taught her how to fart in stealth by using the environment to mask the smell and muffle the sound. Its better to go into the leather purse and jacket section to cut cheese. If you're in Wal-Mart, go to the deli. For sound muffle, go to the clothes section with high racks. She decided to test these ideas, making her old dad proud.

So we end up at burger king thirsty. I wanted a mango smoothie. Guys trying to hit on both of us. Called me her mom.  We ended up leaving and going thru the drive thru. We went to a make up place call Sephora and O.O at the prices.. She taught me that they had samples. Only a limit of 3. Bitches.

The ultimate thing she showed me was this.......... http://go-girl.com/

LOOOOOOOOOL! I haven't had a chance to test one out yet..

Well I know this was probably a boring post.

Sorry, just happy to hang out with my cool  daughter.

If any of you have digital weed, please pass me some.

Later negroids.


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Edited by Macey Howard (08/22/15 08:27 PM)


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Macey Howard] * 1
    #22128535 - 08/22/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

im not touching this with a 50 foot pole.


Caitlyn..


ugh forget it


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 4
    #22128541 - 08/22/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
im not touching this with a 50 foot pole.


Caitlyn..


ugh forget it





and yet you did...

why not just allow people to be who they are and wish them a good life


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22128548 - 08/22/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

because im bored and this is the shroomery where i come to vent because i get tired of wishing people well and being nice in my real life.

and saying the word "Caitlyn" doesn't mean i touched anything. i was close too...but i didnt


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #22128553 - 08/22/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
because im bored and this is the shroomery where i come to vent because i get tired of wishing people well and being nice in my real life.





like that time you completely road raged and endangered you life, your girl's
life and the lives of all those innocent people you could have killed


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22128562 - 08/22/15 08:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

and another thing..

if this were a user with 2 posts im 100% sure you would have said something snarky as you usually do.

but just because its a longtime user, the saint who is prisoner wants to call me out for not being over the top nice.

hypocrite you are..


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Macey Howard] * 3
    #22128564 - 08/22/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'm sure knowing your daughter accepts you as you are was a big hurdle. Glad to hear you guys had a bit of fun too!


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22128568 - 08/22/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
because im bored and this is the shroomery where i come to vent because i get tired of wishing people well and being nice in my real life.





like that time you completely road raged and endangered you life, your girl's
life and the lives of all those innocent people you could have killed





:lol: because i sped up to a guy in a vehicle when he was literally just 200 feet or so in front of me..

yeah i really endangered my family with that one..

going 45mph on a 35mph road...you got me there bud


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22128620 - 08/22/15 08:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Sounds like a wonderful day, Macy. I'm glad that you and your daughter are reconnecting. What an important step for both of you.


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OfflineMacey Howard
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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22128628 - 08/22/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
im not touching this with a 50 foot pole.


Caitlyn..


ugh forget it




Please do! lol. I'm far from Caitlyn.. Eww she got an ESPY award for courage.......... really? I would have not taken it. Plus she still sounds like a guy ...... lol.. I on the other hand can sit in a job interview and land a job as a woman...... :/


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #22128630 - 08/22/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
im not touching this with a 50 foot pole.


Caitlyn..


ugh forget it




:ban:


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OfflineMacey Howard
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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Le_Canard]
    #22128639 - 08/22/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Le_Canard said:
I'm sure knowing your daughter accepts you as you are was a big hurdle. Glad to hear you guys had a bit of fun too!




Thanks man. I also found out she smokes weed....... Lets hope that Donald Trump makes weed legal.. Hell, gays can get married now.. might as well just make weed legal.


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 1
    #22128645 - 08/22/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Good for you!

Nice to see you accepted yourself and did what made you happy. You shouldn't let anyone make you feel bad or guilty about what makes you happy as long as it's not personally hurting others.


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OfflineMacey Howard
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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22128649 - 08/22/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
because im bored and this is the shroomery where i come to vent because i get tired of wishing people well and being nice in my real life.

and saying the word "Caitlyn" doesn't mean i touched anything. i was close too...but i didnt



lol nothing wrong with what you said. lol

just give me some weed, MF. thanks!


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22128650 - 08/22/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Sound like you're very happy, which makes me happy for you.
Keep doing you :heart:


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OfflineMacey Howard
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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22128665 - 08/22/15 09:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Xplicit RelapzZ said:
Good for you!

Nice to see you accepted yourself and did what made you happy. You shouldn't let anyone make you feel bad or guilty about what makes you happy as long as it's not personally hurting others.




Thanks, and my natural African genes are extremely attracted to your fired chicken avatar.


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22128676 - 08/22/15 09:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:whathesaid:


Also
Quote:

Macey Howard said:
I taught her how to fart in stealth by using the environment to mask the smell and muffle the sound. Its better to go into the leather purse and jacket section to cut cheese. If you're in Wal-Mart, go to the deli. For sound muffle, go to the clothes section with high racks. She decided to test these ideas, making her old dad proud.





This is hilarious.


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22128689 - 08/22/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Macey Howard said:
Quote:

Xplicit RelapzZ said:
Good for you!

Nice to see you accepted yourself and did what made you happy. You shouldn't let anyone make you feel bad or guilty about what makes you happy as long as it's not personally hurting others.




Thanks, and my natural African genes are extremely attracted to your fired chicken avatar.



:rofl:


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22128697 - 08/22/15 09:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Good for you! Glad you had fun! :heart:


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OfflineMacey Howard
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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: 28064212]
    #22128704 - 08/22/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

28064212 said:
Good for you! Glad you had fun! :heart:



Thanks! that one cool fucking avatar!!!


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22128714 - 08/22/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That's really chill :psychsplit:

It's cool that gender fluidity is such a  accepted thing these days. Let's folk be the people they want.

And family is important. I'm happy you got something nice going for you :hug:


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: lood_dood]
    #22128860 - 08/22/15 10:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Good luck macey. I like that name by the way. Macey.

Anyway, I was just implying that there was many directions I could have gone regarding your OP. I was actually going to ask you if Caitlyn Jenner had anything to do with you finally publically accepting who you really are. Pris is just on my ass tonight for some reason. He likes me though.


But yeah, I found your hangout-session with your daughter to be very cute. Im happy you have that kind of relationship with her and that she still shows the same love for you, because as we know girls love their dads. Its a psychological thing.

I wish I had some digital weed, but if I did, I would fail a digital drug test so no weed until December, for this kid.



I wish you happiness and good health. If anyone makes fun of you, you can always kick them in the balls because you know damn well how bad that hurts :lol:


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22128877 - 08/22/15 10:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:lol: pris you never cease to amaze me.

You know what sums that dude up?

Twisting everything to fit his personal desires. He will act whatever way he feels to anyone...if hes in a good mood he will act like hes always that way. Bad mood and he rips the person to shreds. Yet maintains and pretends hes consistent.

The only thing consistent about pris is that fat post count. Besides that...hes just 1 manipulative person that knows how to play both sides of anything just to fit the persona he wants to represent and maintain at that specific moment.
I say this because he wsnts to come at me and act like im intolerant to people when he defines the word "intolerance"


/pris rant


I love u prissy


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22128889 - 08/22/15 10:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:

why not just allow people to be who they are and wish them a good life





do not speak of the transgendered as mentally ill here on the pub, it is considered disrespectful.


Edited by CosmicJoke (08/22/15 11:15 PM)


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Apostle]
    #22129118 - 08/22/15 11:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

This isn't the OTD.


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Edited by CookieCrumbs (08/22/15 11:15 PM)


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #22129170 - 08/22/15 11:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

So you had a sex change operation, and have still identify as the past sex you used to be?

This whole transgender thing confuses me more and more everyday.


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #22129171 - 08/22/15 11:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I thought it was classified as a mental illness.

are facts disrespectful now?


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #22129178 - 08/22/15 11:31 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That is such a cute story. That's awesome that you're re-connecting with your daughter. :thumbup:

As an aside, I look more like my mom every day :lol:


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Apostle]
    #22129179 - 08/22/15 11:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
I thought it was classified as a mental illness.

are facts disrespectful now?




It's not


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Macey Howard] * 1
    #22129186 - 08/22/15 11:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Macey Howard said:
Alright, so I finally got to hang out with my 22 yr old daughter. She's been distant since I came out 5 years ago, admitted I was gender-confused, and decided to go thru the process to live as the opposite gender. In 5 years she grew up and was open minded. She's pre-med- go figure, I was the mad scientist, and she's going to be a Dr. We started to re- bond thru Skype-- she was shocked when my Skype cam popped up and she saw... almost her own face on the other end.

I was shocked as well, its kind of fucked up when you change genders and end up looking exactly like your daughter. We decided to drive and meet up in the middle of the country. It was freaking awesome.. sitting there staring at each other... lol she kept calling me dad, I thought that was cool as hell because people were confused as fuck! We went to the mall and looked at some clothes, turned up our noses at the high prices and decided to go fuck up the thrift stores.. 

Holy crap we bought a ton of clothes!! One shopping cart loaded with clothes came out to $50. We were walking out of thrift stores wearing shades and holding shopping bags like rich bitches walking out of Macy's or Lord & Taylor. One thing about thrift store clothes..... they smell like the damn thrift store, all funky and shit.

Shopping made us hungry so went to this soul food place. Oh my god the food tasted like it had been sitting in water. It was all hard and soggy at the same time. She breaks out the phone and starts yelping and taking photos. Told me to hold my thumbs down and took a pic of the plate. Lol she gave it one star.

I found out what Uber was.

I learned what a tweet was.. I still don't understand why people do it.

I taught her how to fart in stealth by using the environment to mask the smell and muffle the sound. Its better to go into the leather purse and jacket section to cut cheese. If you're in Wal-Mart, go to the deli. For sound muffle, go to the clothes section with high racks. She decided to test these ideas, making her old dad proud.

So we end up at burger king thirsty. I wanted a mango smoothie. Guys trying to hit on both of us. Called me her mom.  We ended up leaving and going thru the drive thru. We went to a make up place call Sephora and O.O at the prices.. She taught me that they had samples. Only a limit of 3. Bitches.

The ultimate thing she showed me was this.......... http://go-girl.com/

LOOOOOOOOOL! I haven't had a chance to test one out yet..

Well I know this was probably a boring post.

Sorry, just happy to hang out with my cool  daughter.

If any of you have digital weed, please pass me some.

Later negroids.



:lolwut:
tldr I ll I got was she taught her 22 year old daughter to fart in a purse:freshwtf:


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22129194 - 08/22/15 11:36 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You're happier being called dad than mum?


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: EllisDSox]
    #22129299 - 08/23/15 12:34 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i could feel the excitement you experienced the entire time i read this post.

made me "awww"

super sweet.

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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Ojyelhsa]
    #22129375 - 08/23/15 01:31 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

So awesome!! I'm glad you got to rekindle the connection with your daughter and she's cool with who you are. This story is great!! Gosh darn thrift stores are amazing!! Gotta wash those clothes tho I agree. :smile:

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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Macey Howard] * 1
    #22129750 - 08/23/15 07:00 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Hey y'all, I don't take this transgender thing that serious really.
1. I can't stand Caitlyn Jenner! She's everything I try not to be. I don't accept courage awards for being transgender over an athlete that has no legs... still sounds like a dude, is going about being transgender the wrong way. It's like Jehovah's witnesses... you can't stuff this lifestyle in peoples door and expect them to jump on the bandwagon- its going to be a negative impact.

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The only real struggle about being trans is- getting over worrying about what other people think, making sure you can walk your ass into a job interview as the opposite gender and walk out putting food on the table. Some people dont give a shit and don't want to hear it! That's why I don't frequently post about it! I love all my shroomery family and welcome all their opinions and comments. I'm strong and have been thru the shit face to face with real people.

2. Yep, its a mental illness called Gender Dysphoria. I had to see a shrink before even being allowed to take hormones to change my body. Just so you all know, to transition, a man takes female hormones and testosterone blockers over a course of 2-4 years to slowly change the male physical characteristics to female. All the soft tissue changes to exhibit feminine traits. Bone cannot change and had to be physically modified thru plastic surgery for some. (the face)

I know and can admit I'm fucked up in the head to change my gender.  Other transfolks who get offended need to go gulp a big ass glass of reality check like I did.

Here is what it all boils down to in the end- before and after I took the plunge:

1. WTF is wrong with my black ass? Why am I doing this shit? Damn nigga!
2. Ok, I want to be a girl.. but am I gay? Damn nigga, you gay!
3. Ok, I'm not really a gay guy because I loved banging chicks all my life.. so this has nothing to do with sexual orientation..? oh shit.. this is serious-- I'm fucked in the head for reals! Now what!?
4. Time to die dude. This is more fucked than I can handle. What will others think? (2 suicide attempts later I was like- please, I'm a trooper)
5. OK, fuck what others think, I have to focus. Will I even look like a girl when this is all over with or will I be a jobless man-chick-freak with no home or loved ones?
6. Ok, got a shrink, now I'm on estrogen- body is changing. I'm getting tits--- cool!
7. Oh shit! I'm really changing now! Time to come out to everyone.
8. Well fuckeity duck, my mom and friends still hanging around to see where this is going.- I still feel like a fag though. This is still gay, nigga.
9. I'm living as a girl now, I still have junk.. Dr won't de-junk me till I've been living as a girl for a year... wtf?
10. Junk gone... met a guy... got married. Gayness has worn off. I'm a girl- kinda.
11. Life is normal and I sometimes forget I even changed.
12. Fucking shroomery rocks, lets get back on to see how fucked up it is.
13. Homies are still here..LOL there are other trannies here too? WTF? - faints

But really though, It's not a political or sensitive thing for me. I'm a freak, accepted it, and moved on. Weed still makes me feel the same, MFs.. lets all get high.

Weed.... I need it so badly.. I heard there even is a tranny strain of shrooms called T-Plus. Send spores AS-holes.. love you!


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22129791 - 08/23/15 07:25 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Happy she was a mature adult when you chose to share your trueself.  My problem is when transgender parents try to do that with their children who are not mature or developed mentally to understand/deal with the delicate situation.


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22130048 - 08/23/15 09:07 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Macey Howard said:
I was shocked as well, its kind of fucked up when you change genders and end up looking exactly like your daughter. We decided to drive and meet up in the middle of the country. It was freaking awesome.. sitting there staring at each other... lol she kept calling me dad, I thought that was cool as hell because people were confused as fuck! We went to the mall and looked at some clothes, turned up our noses at the high prices and decided to go fuck up the thrift stores.. 






This was my favorite part of the whole story (which was all pretty cool BTW). I wonder whether the confused people thought it was you who was the crazy person or whether they thought it was your daughter. I hope you guys had a good laugh. It sounds like you've got a good kid, and I'm glad you guys are getting to connect.:thumbup:


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #22130266 - 08/23/15 10:12 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

OP, I wanted to be a girl too until I realized that I'm a man. Those bitches have it so easy. It's like being a kid forever.

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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22130273 - 08/23/15 10:15 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

We're all fucked up in the head as far as I'm concerned.


Pretty much everyone has symptoms of some type of mental illness or another.


But this is an argument for a completely different thread.



I'm happy for you Macey and I'm glad your lifestyle changes have made you happy :cheers:


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Macey Howard] * 1
    #22130392 - 08/23/15 10:55 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I did some work with the transgender community for a while and even dated a transgender girl.  We had a lot of fun and the thing I remember most is that she wasn't afraid to just be herself.

You just do you, Boo.  There's a lot of us out here rooting for you!


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: ShroomerInTheRye]
    #22131083 - 08/23/15 02:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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I did some work with the transgender community for a while and even dated a transgender girl.  We had a lot of fun and the thing I remember most is that she wasn't afraid to just be herself.

You just do you, Boo.  There's a lot of us out here rooting for you!



hugs you, all of you. You're just like family to me. My family didn't shit on me when I changed either.

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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22131096 - 08/23/15 02:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)


I WANT WEED


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22131141 - 08/23/15 02:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Macey Howard said:

I WANT WEED




BOBDAMNIT, ME TOO!  :crankeytom:


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Le_Canard]
    #22131162 - 08/23/15 02:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:frown: I want to smoke soooooo baaad


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22131194 - 08/23/15 02:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

get a medical card like me and you look like youll beat someones ass

like one of those trannys who will beat that ass if you direspect


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #22136730 - 08/24/15 06:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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get a medical card like me and you look like youll beat someones ass

like one of those trannys who will beat that ass if you direspect



I love you too..... I love you too....

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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22136770 - 08/24/15 06:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Damn I had no idea you were old enough to have a 22 year old baby.  Anyway you gave her shit advice in re farting.  Just go stand next to an old lady and then look askance after you drop the rotten egg


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22136811 - 08/24/15 06:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

"shit advice in re farting" :awewtf:

But yeah that's where I usually go with it too. If you fart and there's somebody else around, it's automatically their fault. :ancientaliens:


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #22136846 - 08/24/15 06:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It's just too easy.  But you still gotta sell it.


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22136866 - 08/24/15 06:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That's how I used to feel about getting free fast food by coming in and complaining that an earlier order went wrong
Really works easily with a receipt in hand, but I have done it without at times
Haven't pulled that scam in over 10 years
Feels really scummy


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #22136976 - 08/24/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Swyfty Swyf said:
That's how I used to feel about getting free fast food by coming in and complaining that an earlier order went wrong
Really works easily with a receipt in hand, but I have done it without at times
Haven't pulled that scam in over 10 years
Feels really scummy




That's so dark of you.

I love it though.

And my farts advice is to teach her how to remain a lady while cutting cheese. I want my 1/2 Tranny daughter to be dignified in her actions. And she really texted me saying she was half tranny. She's a chip off the old block.

I did have to sit her down and have the talk. "You're not going Chaz on me are you'? Thank god she's not. I can't have another tranny in my life. I'm enough already


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22136999 - 08/24/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

So how old is your kid?


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22137024 - 08/24/15 07:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I taught her how to fart in stealth by using the environment to mask the smell and muffle the sound. Its better to go into the leather purse and jacket section to cut cheese. If you're in Wal-Mart, go to the deli. For sound muffle, go to the clothes section with high racks. She decided to test these ideas, making her old dad proud.




wtf is up with u and farting/pooping?


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Sheekle]
    #22137034 - 08/24/15 07:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

She's 22. I'm 43


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: ShroomerInTheRye]
    #22137054 - 08/24/15 07:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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dated a transgender girl

You just do you, Boo.



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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22137080 - 08/24/15 07:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Macey Howard said:
Quote:

Swyfty Swyf said:
That's how I used to feel about getting free fast food by coming in and complaining that an earlier order went wrong
Really works easily with a receipt in hand, but I have done it without at times
Haven't pulled that scam in over 10 years
Feels really scummy




That's so dark of you.

I love it though.

And my farts advice is to teach her how to remain a lady while cutting cheese. I want my 1/2 Tranny daughter to be dignified in her actions. And she really texted me saying she was half tranny. She's a chip off the old block.

I did have to sit her down and have the talk. "You're not going Chaz on me are you'? Thank god she's not. I can't have another tranny in my life. I'm enough already



:lolsy:  How the fuck can you be a halftranny?  This I gotta hear.


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