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OfflineMacey Howard
Formally MOE HOWARD
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Registered: 07/02/99
Posts: 14,165
Loc: Georgia Flag
Last seen: 7 years, 5 months
Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. * 6
    #22128526 - 08/22/15 08:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Alright, so I finally got to hang out with my 22 yr old daughter. She's been distant since I came out 5 years ago, admitted I was gender-confused, and decided to go thru the process to live as the opposite gender. In 5 years she grew up and was open minded. She's pre-med- go figure, I was the mad scientist, and she's going to be a Dr. We started to re- bond thru Skype-- she was shocked when my Skype cam popped up and she saw... almost her own face on the other end.

I was shocked as well, its kind of fucked up when you change genders and end up looking exactly like your daughter. We decided to drive and meet up in the middle of the country. It was freaking awesome.. sitting there staring at each other... lol she kept calling me dad, I thought that was cool as hell because people were confused as fuck! We went to the mall and looked at some clothes, turned up our noses at the high prices and decided to go fuck up the thrift stores.. 

Holy crap we bought a ton of clothes!! One shopping cart loaded with clothes came out to $50. We were walking out of thrift stores wearing shades and holding shopping bags like rich bitches walking out of Macy's or Lord & Taylor. One thing about thrift store clothes..... they smell like the damn thrift store, all funky and shit.

Shopping made us hungry so went to this soul food place. Oh my god the food tasted like it had been sitting in water. It was all hard and soggy at the same time. She breaks out the phone and starts yelping and taking photos. Told me to hold my thumbs down and took a pic of the plate. Lol she gave it one star.

I found out what Uber was.

I learned what a tweet was.. I still don't understand why people do it.

I taught her how to fart in stealth by using the environment to mask the smell and muffle the sound. Its better to go into the leather purse and jacket section to cut cheese. If you're in Wal-Mart, go to the deli. For sound muffle, go to the clothes section with high racks. She decided to test these ideas, making her old dad proud.

So we end up at burger king thirsty. I wanted a mango smoothie. Guys trying to hit on both of us. Called me her mom.  We ended up leaving and going thru the drive thru. We went to a make up place call Sephora and O.O at the prices.. She taught me that they had samples. Only a limit of 3. Bitches.

The ultimate thing she showed me was this.......... http://go-girl.com/

LOOOOOOOOOL! I haven't had a chance to test one out yet..

Well I know this was probably a boring post.

Sorry, just happy to hang out with my cool  daughter.

If any of you have digital weed, please pass me some.

Later negroids.


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Hugs and Kisses!


Edited by Macey Howard (08/22/15 08:27 PM)


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
Posts: 26,370
Loc: Boston
Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Macey Howard] * 1
    #22128535 - 08/22/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

im not touching this with a 50 foot pole.


Caitlyn..


ugh forget it


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 4
    #22128541 - 08/22/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
im not touching this with a 50 foot pole.


Caitlyn..


ugh forget it





and yet you did...

why not just allow people to be who they are and wish them a good life


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
Posts: 26,370
Loc: Boston
Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22128548 - 08/22/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

because im bored and this is the shroomery where i come to vent because i get tired of wishing people well and being nice in my real life.

and saying the word "Caitlyn" doesn't mean i touched anything. i was close too...but i didnt


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Posts: 193,665
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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #22128553 - 08/22/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
because im bored and this is the shroomery where i come to vent because i get tired of wishing people well and being nice in my real life.





like that time you completely road raged and endangered you life, your girl's
life and the lives of all those innocent people you could have killed


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
Posts: 26,370
Loc: Boston
Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22128562 - 08/22/15 08:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

and another thing..

if this were a user with 2 posts im 100% sure you would have said something snarky as you usually do.

but just because its a longtime user, the saint who is prisoner wants to call me out for not being over the top nice.

hypocrite you are..


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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InvisibleLe_Canard
The Duk Abides


Registered: 05/16/03
Posts: 94,392
Loc: Earthfarm 1 Flag
Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Macey Howard] * 3
    #22128564 - 08/22/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'm sure knowing your daughter accepts you as you are was a big hurdle. Glad to hear you guys had a bit of fun too!


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
Posts: 26,370
Loc: Boston
Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22128568 - 08/22/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
because im bored and this is the shroomery where i come to vent because i get tired of wishing people well and being nice in my real life.





like that time you completely road raged and endangered you life, your girl's
life and the lives of all those innocent people you could have killed





:lol: because i sped up to a guy in a vehicle when he was literally just 200 feet or so in front of me..

yeah i really endangered my family with that one..

going 45mph on a 35mph road...you got me there bud


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Offlinedourmoose
Grower
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Registered: 08/10/15
Posts: 14
Last seen: 8 years, 2 months
Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22128620 - 08/22/15 08:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Sounds like a wonderful day, Macy. I'm glad that you and your daughter are reconnecting. What an important step for both of you.


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OfflineMacey Howard
Formally MOE HOWARD
Female


Registered: 07/02/99
Posts: 14,165
Loc: Georgia Flag
Last seen: 7 years, 5 months
Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22128628 - 08/22/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
im not touching this with a 50 foot pole.


Caitlyn..


ugh forget it




Please do! lol. I'm far from Caitlyn.. Eww she got an ESPY award for courage.......... really? I would have not taken it. Plus she still sounds like a guy ...... lol.. I on the other hand can sit in a job interview and land a job as a woman...... :/


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OfflineBitter Cactus
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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #22128630 - 08/22/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
im not touching this with a 50 foot pole.


Caitlyn..


ugh forget it




:ban:


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Taking acid and thinking you are a better man is a lot different then actually becoming a better man.




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OfflineMacey Howard
Formally MOE HOWARD
Female


Registered: 07/02/99
Posts: 14,165
Loc: Georgia Flag
Last seen: 7 years, 5 months
Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Le_Canard]
    #22128639 - 08/22/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Le_Canard said:
I'm sure knowing your daughter accepts you as you are was a big hurdle. Glad to hear you guys had a bit of fun too!




Thanks man. I also found out she smokes weed....... Lets hope that Donald Trump makes weed legal.. Hell, gays can get married now.. might as well just make weed legal.


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Hugs and Kisses!


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OfflineJanky Tits

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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 1
    #22128645 - 08/22/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Good for you!

Nice to see you accepted yourself and did what made you happy. You shouldn't let anyone make you feel bad or guilty about what makes you happy as long as it's not personally hurting others.


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OfflineMacey Howard
Formally MOE HOWARD
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Registered: 07/02/99
Posts: 14,165
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Last seen: 7 years, 5 months
Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22128649 - 08/22/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
because im bored and this is the shroomery where i come to vent because i get tired of wishing people well and being nice in my real life.

and saying the word "Caitlyn" doesn't mean i touched anything. i was close too...but i didnt



lol nothing wrong with what you said. lol

just give me some weed, MF. thanks!


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Hugs and Kisses!


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InvisibleMescalitoe
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Registered: 05/14/14
Posts: 584
Loc: California!
Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22128650 - 08/22/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Sound like you're very happy, which makes me happy for you.
Keep doing you :heart:


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OfflineMacey Howard
Formally MOE HOWARD
Female


Registered: 07/02/99
Posts: 14,165
Loc: Georgia Flag
Last seen: 7 years, 5 months
Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22128665 - 08/22/15 09:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Xplicit RelapzZ said:
Good for you!

Nice to see you accepted yourself and did what made you happy. You shouldn't let anyone make you feel bad or guilty about what makes you happy as long as it's not personally hurting others.




Thanks, and my natural African genes are extremely attracted to your fired chicken avatar.


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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22128676 - 08/22/15 09:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:whathesaid:


Also
Quote:

Macey Howard said:
I taught her how to fart in stealth by using the environment to mask the smell and muffle the sound. Its better to go into the leather purse and jacket section to cut cheese. If you're in Wal-Mart, go to the deli. For sound muffle, go to the clothes section with high racks. She decided to test these ideas, making her old dad proud.





This is hilarious.


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OfflineJanky Tits

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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22128689 - 08/22/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Macey Howard said:
Quote:

Xplicit RelapzZ said:
Good for you!

Nice to see you accepted yourself and did what made you happy. You shouldn't let anyone make you feel bad or guilty about what makes you happy as long as it's not personally hurting others.




Thanks, and my natural African genes are extremely attracted to your fired chicken avatar.



:rofl:


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Offline28064212
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Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22128697 - 08/22/15 09:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Good for you! Glad you had fun! :heart:


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OfflineMacey Howard
Formally MOE HOWARD
Female


Registered: 07/02/99
Posts: 14,165
Loc: Georgia Flag
Last seen: 7 years, 5 months
Re: Hanging out with my kid all day, first time shes seen me as a girl. [Re: 28064212]
    #22128704 - 08/22/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

28064212 said:
Good for you! Glad you had fun! :heart:



Thanks! that one cool fucking avatar!!!


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