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OfflineJanky Tits

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Has anyone else seen this?
    #22126515 - 08/22/15 11:45 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)



I was high as shit like 2 days ago and was surfing YouTube looking for videos to watch high and then this fucking ad comes on. At first I was about to say "hahaha this is such hilarious and classic religious satire." I legitimately believed this was satire because of how fucking retarded the guy sounded, the way he delivered every line made me :burke: because it sounded so exaggerated and stupid. I was waiting for the punchline and I sat there waiting and it never came and I was mind fucked when I realized that this dude was being 100% serious.

He starts off talking about how he was a porn addict and then one day god cured him and told him to do a radio show so he could convert everyone. It's so fucking ridiculously goofy in every fucking way, it's the most cliched evangelical ad ever. He then has the nerve to state that all other religions are bullshit except Christianity. Shit was too funny.

This isn't the actual ad I saw when I was stoned, I couldn't find it but this is the closest thing I could find.


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Re: Has anyone else seen this? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22126539 - 08/22/15 11:53 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I like how he blames his 'gift' on his relationship and job failures in life. What a nut.

At least he's doing the good lord's work.


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    #22126560 - 08/22/15 11:58 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Indeed he is a nut. He is up there with Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron


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