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shadyy
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Couldn't Triton just kill Ursula?
#22126422 - 08/22/15 11:12 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ariel signs the contract and when she doesn't get the kiss (because of Ursula being a typical cheating bitch), she basically gives her life (in the sense that she belongs to Urs now).
Now instead of Triton giving his crown for Ariel's freedom, why didn't he just kill Ursula right there on he spot??
It worked out anyway, but I woulda just been like "Oh yeah, you have a contract?? Bam bitch!"
And he couldn't destroy the contract fyi - it was "legal, binding and completely unbreakable" (direct quote from the film)
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Re: Couldn't Triton just kill Ursula? [Re: shadyy]
#22126437 - 08/22/15 11:18 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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What iz you talking bout fam?
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Re: Couldn't Triton just kill Ursula? [Re: shadyy]
#22126447 - 08/22/15 11:21 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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only on the shroomery man, early morning little mermaid thread
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Re: Couldn't Triton just kill Ursula? [Re: shadyy]
#22126701 - 08/22/15 12:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Because then the movie would have been over relatively quickly and we wouldn't have gotten that awesome scene of Prince Eric slamming that ship into Ursula's gut and creating the greatest electro-show both sea and land kingdoms had ever seen.
This is some weird sync since I just finished watching a video about The Little Mermaid on Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder on Cracked.
Would Ariel be comfortable knowing that, at some point, she would end up eating one of her friends? The world will never know.
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Re: Couldn't Triton just kill Ursula? [Re: shadyy]
#22126708 - 08/22/15 12:43 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
i hate liz said: Ariel signs the contract and when she doesn't get the kiss (because of Ursula being a typical cheating bitch), she basically gives her life (in the sense that she belongs to Urs now).
Now instead of Triton giving his crown for Ariel's freedom, why didn't he just kill Ursula right there on he spot??
It worked out anyway, but I woulda just been like "Oh yeah, you have a contract?? Bam bitch!"
And he couldn't destroy the contract fyi - it was "legal, binding and completely unbreakable" (direct quote from the film)
I spend most of my days wondering about that myself.
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Re: Couldn't Triton just kill Ursula? [Re: Patlal]
#22126748 - 08/22/15 12:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Somehow my brain converted the original post's contents into GoT likeliness
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