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A Rough How To Be Good With Women Guide * 2
    #22125600 - 08/22/15 05:42 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Disclaimer: None of this information is mine. I just compiled it.
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HOW TO TELL IF SHE LIKES YOU:
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• When she wants to speak with you/likes you:
1. She may smile, or look away embarrassed
when holding eye contact.
2. She faces you with her hips/legs towards
you while sitting.
3. She opens up her body language to you
while standing.
4. She looks at you twice before approach.
5. She touches her hair when she notices
you.
6. She asks your name.
7. She asks you questions
8. She responds with extended answers to
your questions.
9. She strokes her neck when talking to you.
10. She gazes at your mouth.
11. She holds eye contact with you and
doesn't look around the room or at her
friends.
12. She leans in towards you.
13. She tilts her head when talking to you.
14. Saying High Right Away
15. Assessing her vibe- some women are highly receptive, some are not
16. Check out her level of eye contact
17. See How She Responds to Comments
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Confidence Tips
• Walk with your head up
• Sitting- take up as much space as comfortable
• Relax your shoulders
• Live by your own rules
• Take the lead, have the plan
• Give her a pat on the back and wait for her reaction
• CONFIDENCE, INDEPENDENCE, MASUCLINITY
• Set your frame- she wants you to come over and talk and that you are happy and confident

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GOLDEN RULES/Rough Steps
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1. CONFIDENCE #1 ---- Do a couple push-ups before approaching a woman, Get pumped bitch!
MANTRA: I AM THE PRIZE. SHE NEEDS TO PROVE HERSELF TO ME. I AM AN ALPHA MALE. I AM CONFIDENT AND DOMINANT.
2. Let women catch you checking them out
3. Break the Ice- Look for something in the environment you can
comment on. Make a compliment. Or ask a question.
4. SMILE
5. Relax, do not be tense. Provide certainty!
6. Make sure the conversation is FUN and LIGHT HEARTED!
7. Provide sexual tension. Pause and look into their eyes.
8. Act interested but not FULLY SOLD.
9. No desperation
10. Let her talk more
11. Talk slowly, DEEPLY, and with emphasis on certain words. Do the Casanova pause.
12. Silence is not necessarily bad- MAINTAIN EYE CONTACT TO BUILD CONNECTION
13. The palm reading TRICK! Give high fives! KINO!
14. Get close and then retract.
15. Leave on a high note. 
16. I had a really good time talking to you. We should hangout again. Can I get your number?.......You seem like a cool girl. Write down your number and maybe we’ll hangout.
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If you need to exit a bad conversation:
Just say “well nice talking, have a nice day.”
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Break the Ice Openers:
• Wow it’s a nice day out. How are you doing today? (then introduce yourself)
• Hey Jenna... You seemed unique and interesting so I thought I’d come over and say hi.
• Hi. <insert small talk here>. Well maybe we can
go out sometime and grab a bowl of cereal.

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Question examples:
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Broad topics:
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Talk about common experiences- Man that water is so cold!
Ask for help- what do you do for entertainment around here? Could you watch my stuff?
Tell a funny story- egg in microwave, fabricate a snow ball story
Make them think- Are you a people or animal person?
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1. What are your hobbies?
2. What are you passionate about?
3. Do you have any dreams or plans for the future?
4. What’s your biggest goal in life right now?
5. Have you figured out your calling in life? What is it?
6. If you could travel anywhere where would it be?
7. So have you always lived in Colorado?
8. What kind of people do you enjoy hanging out with?
9. What’s a good movie you’ve seen recently?
10. What is your major?
11. If you had a time machine that could travel backward or forward in time, would you rather go to the past or future? Why?
12. What is your favorite movie of all time?
13. What would be your dream job?

Ask about a book they are reading.
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TEXTING:
Send her a text and tell her to have a nice day.
Two days later send her a text saying that you had a great time, and wish her a good day.
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Calling
When you call her, keep things short and sweet. Unless she's really enjoying the conversation, simply ask her if she'd want to see a movie or go out for coffee and leave it at that. You want to impress her in person, where you can do better damage-control if something goes wrong.


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Re: A Rough How To Be Good With Women Guide [Re: i like cow poo] * 1
    #22125616 - 08/22/15 06:05 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Oh... and when they're about to have their period, find a nice place to hide...:shocked:


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Re: A Rough How To Be Good With Women Guide [Re: Oeric McKenna]
    #22126847 - 08/22/15 01:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:

I just be myself. I like charming a girl into taking her clothes off. It feels real good. :lol:


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Re: A Rough How To Be Good With Women Guide [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22127732 - 08/22/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
:lol:

I just be myself. I like charming a girl into taking her clothes off. It feels real good. :lol:




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Re: A Rough How To Be Good With Women Guide [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22127833 - 08/22/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'm sure you are subconsciously also emitting confidence and other factors listed above. For some people it comes naturally. Got any good stories?


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Re: A Good How To Be Rough With Women Guide [Re: i like cow poo]
    #22127926 - 08/22/15 05:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Too many moving parts.  It's all about the body language, and having a Tourettes moment.  Women love tourettes moments.  Or was that tourniquet moments? 

Well it's a wrap...


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Re: A Good How To Be Rough With Women Guide [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #22129682 - 08/23/15 06:04 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Women are fucking weird


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Re: A Rough How To Be Good With Women Guide [Re: i like cow poo]
    #22130237 - 08/23/15 10:05 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'm The Doobie Dude and I support this message

Only thing I would add is playground style teasing never goes out of style, use it occasionally.

Also leave the conversation at a high point and go hit on other women, if you're not feeling out women like another lock eyes the girl your into and wave her over.  If she approaches you, you've got her hook line and sinker


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Re: A Good How To Be Rough With Women Guide [Re: i like cow poo]
    #22130984 - 08/23/15 01:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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i like cow poo said:
Women are fucking weird




Yeah. 

I think the top part of your OP is the most important thing, and a lot of good points as to how you know she may be interested.  The rest of it, if you don't know how to act yourself and be natural without mentally reviewing 20 points of behavior, it's not going to work.  You can't fake confidence, and women hate insecure nervous wimps most of all.  Nice ones too they are perhaps the most hated.


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Re: A Good How To Be Rough With Women Guide [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #22131098 - 08/23/15 02:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It sure has helped me out:shrug:


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Re: A Good How To Be Rough With Women Guide [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #22131139 - 08/23/15 02:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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i like cow poo said:
Women are fucking weird




Yeah. 

I think the top part of your OP is the most important thing, and a lot of good points as to how you know she may be interested.  The rest of it, if you don't know how to act yourself and be natural without mentally reviewing 20 points of behavior, it's not going to work.  You can't fake confidence, and women hate insecure nervous wimps most of all.  Nice ones too they are perhaps the most hated.




Yep. Confidence is key. Half the time i don't even know why this pretty ass girl is putting up with me. I'm honestly really not that interesting. I'm funny and fun to be around. But I'm a broke ass basic bitch. Living paycheck to paycheck.

I'm not brad pitt looking but i also got pretty lucky I'm not ugly by any means.

I consistently get girls to go out with me because I'm confident in myself and honestly i just don't put a lot of thought into it. I just like talking to a pretty girl so i keep doing it. :shrug:


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

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Re: A Good How To Be Rough With Women Guide [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22131186 - 08/23/15 02:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Honestly all my first dates aren't even taking them out. I just say hey it's a beautiful day out wanna walk around? It's as simple as that i don't need to do anything fancy and you actually talk and bullshit around. Get to actually know a person.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: A Good How To Be Rough With Women Guide [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22131883 - 08/23/15 05:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

How to be good with women:
1. Be a good person.
2. Treat them like good people.

Unless they're jerks. Then feel free to treat them like the jerks they are.


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Re: A Good How To Be Rough With Women Guide [Re: sun_spots]
    #22131979 - 08/23/15 05:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I just love talking to pretty girls. I've been shot down so much but it's all just statiscal. You only need to convince 1 out of 10.

But i always say have an amazing day it was a pleasure chit chatting with you. I talk to every pretty girl i come across.why not. :shrug:


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Re: A Good How To Be Rough With Women Guide [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22132013 - 08/23/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Convince them of what?  This sounds like some weird tryhard shit.


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Re: A Good How To Be Rough With Women Guide [Re: sun_spots]
    #22132227 - 08/23/15 06:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

To hang out. :shrug:

I think a lot of guys on this site haven't had enough rejection. So many posts are about "met this pretty girl what do i do" talk to her if it doesn't go the way they always have it set up in there head than so be it.

They're looking at it in a different way. Girls want to be treated like human beings. So many guys act as if they're an entirely nother species

And that's why they aren't getting any pussy.


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"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: A Good How To Be Rough With Women Guide [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #22132568 - 08/23/15 07:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

There is some good advice in this OP.  Some of it you have to be careful with.  Letting her catch you checking her out certainly feels unnatural.  That might take some adjustment, especially because if your just getting checking out random chicks could come off creepy if not done right. 

You also have to be careful giving compliments.  I probably would be careful complimenting her looks early on, but could be wrong about this. 

I don't really know what you mean by provide sexual tension.  That's kind of vague.  How do you do that?  What works?  What should you never do?

Palm reading.  I seriously hope no girl falls for that.  If she does I would probably reassess if you should even waste your time on her.  If your a guy going around doing palm reading to pick up chicks you should seriously consider dialing back your douchebaggery a big bit :facepalm:


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Re: A Good How To Be Rough With Women Guide [Re: fbi365]
    #22133235 - 08/23/15 10:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

1. don't be a dick.


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Re: A Good How To Be Rough With Women Guide [Re: sun_spots]
    #22134059 - 08/24/15 06:21 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

sun_spots said:
How to be good with women:
1. Be a good person.
2. Treat them like good people.

Unless they're jerks. Then feel free to treat them like the jerks they are.




Much as I hate to agree with someone foolish enough to have sex with Burke, this is entirely correct. Don't play stupid fucking games, don't follow them around like a lost puppy and you're fine so long as you possess the requisite level of confidence. If you don't have that last one, though, it's a dismal life indeed, as can be seen many times over in this very forum.


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Re: A Good How To Be Rough With Women Guide [Re: EllisDSox]
    #22137729 - 08/24/15 09:31 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

1, have a massive cock
2, be rich


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Re: A Good How To Be Rough With Women Guide [Re: thelanzii]
    #22137768 - 08/24/15 09:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I have a decent cock. I ain't heard no complaints balls deep. And im a broke ass paycheck to paycheck basic bitch. I don't have a car. And i consistently hang out with pretty girls.

I think that's an extremely basic way to look at things.

Having money will definitely buy you women but will they be cool or care about anything other than your money? Nope and i don't date those fake ass basic bitches.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


Edited by Enjoywho (08/24/15 09:43 PM)


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Re: A Good How To Be Rough With Women Guide [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22137792 - 08/24/15 09:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i wasn't fully serious
dan bilzerian case and point though

hanging out with pretty ladies is ok,
sleeping with them is ideal


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Re: A Good How To Be Rough With Women Guide [Re: thelanzii] * 1
    #22137809 - 08/24/15 09:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I just fucked up so many times. Trial and error. But i love talking to a pretty girl and haven't stopped. I think too many guys just put too much thought into it. Its not hard your gonna strike out a lot but you only need 1 to say yes.

I used to be the same way until i realized holy shit. I'm actually cool as fuck.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: A Good How To Be Rough With Women Guide [Re: thelanzii]
    #22137989 - 08/24/15 10:31 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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1, have a massive cock
2, be richhave drugs




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Re: A Good How To Be Rough With Women Guide [Re: empty space]
    #22138014 - 08/24/15 10:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

My co worker and i were talking about dope sluts today. Sorry bitch i ain't got any cocaine on me atm. Want to hang out anyway? Nah nigga this other nigga got some dope. :rofl:


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: A Good How To Be Rough With Women Guide [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22138177 - 08/24/15 11:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Did anybody notice the thread title changing from "A Rough Guide How To Be Good With Women" to "A Good Guide How To Be Rough With Women"? I must be going crazy, I thought that's what the thread title said on the main page, before I ever opened it. :crazy eyes:

Anyway yeah, fuck the games, fuck the bullshit, just be spontaneous and make it up as you go, that's way more interesting.


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Re: A Good How To Be Rough With Women Guide [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #22138362 - 08/25/15 12:41 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Nah love whats your sign. In love long walks on the beach too


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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