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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: jsncrs]
    #20089729 - 06/05/14 07:47 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

I was in Victoria once.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: jsncrs]
    #20089733 - 06/05/14 07:48 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

I fell in love with a blonde girl working in the Yarck pub

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #20089743 - 06/05/14 07:49 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

I won a poker tournament at the Crown casino. Paid for my entire trip to Australia. It was grand.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #20089768 - 06/05/14 07:53 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Alas, that part of my life is over. I'm sworn to love only one man for the rest of my life...

It sounds fun though.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #20089794 - 06/05/14 07:58 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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I won a poker tournament at the Crown casino. Paid for my entire trip to Australia. It was grand.




Crown casino is the bomb

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: jsncrs]
    #20089801 - 06/05/14 08:00 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Crown is a fucking hole. It is all that is wrong with this country.

You know they have chutes for the dead bodies of people who commit suicide so they dont have to use the service lifts

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: indica]
    #20089954 - 06/05/14 08:34 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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indica said:
Crown is a fucking hole. It is all that is wrong with this country.

You know they have chutes for the dead bodies of people who commit suicide so they dont have to use the service lifts




Yeah I've no doubt that some shady shit goes on behind closed doors. For the most part though it's a cool place to have a night out with mates.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: indica]
    #20090006 - 06/05/14 08:48 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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indica said:
Crown is a fucking hole. It is all that is wrong with this country.

You know they have chutes for the dead bodies of people who commit suicide so they dont have to use the service lifts




That's retarded. The people who commit suicide jump out of windows and they just scape them off and hose down the sidewalk.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #20090540 - 06/05/14 10:55 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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koods said:
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indica said:
Crown is a fucking hole. It is all that is wrong with this country.

You know they have chutes for the dead bodies of people who commit suicide so they dont have to use the service lifts




That's retarded. The people who commit suicide jump out of windows and they just scape them off and hose down the sidewalk.




I don't know, I can imagine people downing all their prescriptions in one go, or overdosing on morphine, and dying on their lovely comfy beds. That would be the way to go. Suicide in a Crown Towers bed.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: dali]
    #20093456 - 06/06/14 04:00 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Wow, that sounds fucking horrible.

I really don't understand why people would suicide without homiciding first

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #20093627 - 06/06/14 04:43 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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koods said:
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indica said:
Crown is a fucking hole. It is all that is wrong with this country.

You know they have chutes for the dead bodies of people who commit suicide so they dont have to use the service lifts




That's retarded. The people who commit suicide jump out of windows and they just scape them off and hose down the sidewalk.





that's why they don't have windows or balconies at crown.

I know a girl that worked as a chef for the high roller rooms at crown and told me they get at least one suicide a week, usually 3-4. They just dump them down the chute and have their own unmarked hearse that takes them off to the morgue,

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: indica]
    #20094436 - 06/06/14 08:39 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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indica said:
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koods said:
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indica said:
Crown is a fucking hole. It is all that is wrong with this country.

You know they have chutes for the dead bodies of people who commit suicide so they dont have to use the service lifts




That's retarded. The people who commit suicide jump out of windows and they just scape them off and hose down the sidewalk.





that's why they don't have windows or balconies at crown.

I know a girl that worked as a chef for the high roller rooms at crown and told me they get at least one suicide a week, usually 3-4. They just dump them down the chute and have their own unmarked hearse that takes them off to the morgue,




wow

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Beanhead] * 4
    #22120696 - 08/21/15 04:45 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Bring back some LIFE into this thread - let me see your darkest side!

Here's some to get you going (sorry if I posted some of this before):

* A fair share of ass licking
* Needle play: we do this from time to time. Needles through the skin of my gf's breasts, into and through her nipples, a needle corset on her stomach, on her back, needles stuck in the inside of her thigh, into her pubic mound, through her labia
* Piss sex: yes please! Made my gf piss on herself and drink her own piss while videotaping it for my pleasure, made her drink my piss as she sat kneeling in front of me, made her stand and sit over me so I could drink her piss straight from her pussy
* Using a 3 inch diameter buttplug on her tight ass (3 in doesn't sound like much, but give it a try :wink:)
* inserted a butt plug into my gf's ass and tied a crotch rope very tightly, then made her dress and took her out grocery shopping
* outdoor bondage: tied her to a tree and made her cum, tied a rope with knots along the length between two trees and made her walk along the length of the rope with it tightly between her labia, tied her between two trees with her arms and legs spread wide and made her cum and piss
* threesome with another woman; made the other woman sit on my gf's face and lick her until she came while I was fucking my gf (and many other things including having a girl spank my gf with a paddle)
* licked and fingered my gf to orgasm in the middle of a museum exhibit (nobody was present though, but it was during opening hours onbviously)

If you'd see us walking down the street, you would never guess what we're into. I consider myself moderately attractive and I find her gorgeous, but we don't look kinky or deviant in any way.

All of the above is 100% true and happened throughout the last 18 months. I won't post pictures but of some of the above, pictures and videos exist.

Edited by koraks (08/21/15 12:34 PM)

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koraks]
    #22122131 - 08/21/15 12:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Ass to mouth anal with a gayfriend of mine :lol:


II washed my mouth out afterwords and brushed my teeth when I could


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: SunnyD]
    #22122277 - 08/21/15 12:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Well I've recently been dating a trans girl. So I've done my fair share of ass to mouth she loves that shit. Also have given her head and rode dick which I'm terrible at apparently. :lol:

I have a new found respect for getting a bj though it's hard on the jaw. :lol:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22123215 - 08/21/15 04:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

If I think about it not much, actually. One time I kissed a girl after she licked my bunghole, but that's kinda marginal. It was funny actually, at first I refused when she tried to kiss me and then later she mouth kissed me as a way to punish my insubordination :lol: :whip:

Also I used to be FWBs with this girl and she would ride me while she was on her period. That was great though, the blood was a natural lubricant and she would always be really horny at that time of month.

Oh, sometimes when we're getting ready for some anal play, my girlfriend will give me an enema. That's actually really hot and I'm pretty sure would be considered fairly kinky.

Edited by Sophistic Radiance (08/21/15 04:14 PM)

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22123278 - 08/21/15 04:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Enjoywho said:
Well I've recently been dating a trans girl. So I've done my fair share of ass to mouth she loves that shit. Also have given her head and rode dick which I'm terrible at apparently. :lol:

I have a new found respect for getting a bj though it's hard on the jaw. :lol:




I always love hearing about your trans girlfriend and the heterosexual buttsecks you guys have :thumbup: A real man can take it in the ass from his woman and enjoy it.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koraks] * 1
    #22123660 - 08/21/15 05:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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koraks said:
Bring back some LIFE into this thread - let me see your darkest side!

Here's some to get you going (sorry if I posted some of this before):

* A fair share of ass licking
* Needle play: we do this from time to time. Needles through the skin of my gf's breasts, into and through her nipples, a needle corset on her stomach, on her back, needles stuck in the inside of her thigh, into her pubic mound, through her labia
* Piss sex: yes please! Made my gf piss on herself and drink her own piss while videotaping it for my pleasure, made her drink my piss as she sat kneeling in front of me, made her stand and sit over me so I could drink her piss straight from her pussy
* Using a 3 inch diameter buttplug on her tight ass (3 in doesn't sound like much, but give it a try :wink:)
* inserted a butt plug into my gf's ass and tied a crotch rope very tightly, then made her dress and took her out grocery shopping
* outdoor bondage: tied her to a tree and made her cum, tied a rope with knots along the length between two trees and made her walk along the length of the rope with it tightly between her labia, tied her between two trees with her arms and legs spread wide and made her cum and piss
* threesome with another woman; made the other woman sit on my gf's face and lick her until she came while I was fucking my gf (and many other things including having a girl spank my gf with a paddle)
* licked and fingered my gf to orgasm in the middle of a museum exhibit (nobody was present though, but it was during opening hours onbviously)

If you'd see us walking down the street, you would never guess what we're into. I consider myself moderately attractive and I find her gorgeous, but we don't look kinky or deviant in any way.

All of the above is 100% true and happened throughout the last 18 months. I won't post pictures but of some of the above, pictures and videos exist.



This is pretty impressive.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22123684 - 08/21/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, most of that actually sounds really fun... :blush: I'll pass on the needles and piss drinking though.

The biggest butt plug I've ever used was two inches in diameter and that fucking thing HURTS no matter how much lube I use, it literally feels like it's going to break my asshole like an overstretched rubber band while I'm inserting it. I can't imagine taking three, especially without stretching a lot beforehand. I hope his GF does a lot of kegels


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You really are the worst kind of person.


Edited by Sophistic Radiance (08/21/15 06:01 PM)

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: zappaisgod] * 2
    #22123712 - 08/21/15 06:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Ah, well, I suppose :wink: they're things we really enjoyed doing (and continue to do). I'm not sure what lottery I participated in, but I somehow got the grand prize with this very kinky young woman who also happens to be very smart and sweet.

Btw, I didn't post these things to entice people to cross boundaries or do dangerous stuff, I think I should point this out. We both like these things, so it's all with mutual consent - although exploring our limits is obviously a big part of the fun! I posted them mainly so that others may feel reassured that these behaviors, although some are certainly far outside the norm, can really be a fine and fun addition to your sex life.

And of course hopefully more people will add to this thread so I can turn to it for inspiration once I a while :wink:

@BlindSophist: I think I would have passed on the needles and the piss drinking three years ago as well, and most people will never go to these extremes. They turn me/us on, but hey, different strokes huh!

And no, no kegels. Only LOTS of patience and LOTS of lube :wink: so far she's always managed to get it in, but it's not a competition. It's fun if it works; if it doesn't, it's still fun due to the tension that's being built (yeah...nice pun).

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