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All We Perceive
Sea Cucumber



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I'm a lawyer. Litigation. Pretty fucking entertaining but also unbelievably stressful. Keeps me on the edge of my toes.
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Samall Johnson



Registered: 09/17/12
Posts: 11,903
Loc: CO
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Re: So what are the jobs of the shroomery? [Re: zappaisgod]
#22123923 - 08/21/15 06:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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currently unemployed with a seasonal job that starts in october as a full time snowboard instructor - last year i was part time. i originally wanted to be a pyrotechnician when i was in grade school but considering i dropped out of high school AND college TWICE thats kinda outta the question at this point, but im pretty happy with being a snowboard instructor - it barely pays enough to get bye but its so much fun and sometimes i get paid to just ride around the mountain all day cause there arent enough students - also you get a like 780$ season pass that goes to 10 mountains and we get free lift tickets to most of the mountains in CO if we give them a days notice
i got into it because i was on probation and my PO was forcing me to get a job so i figured fuck it i might as well do something i love 
i got back into it this season full time cause it was such an awesome job with awesome people and just such a relaxed vibe. plus 90% of the people we teach, kids or adults, WANT to learn which is why its easy to teach most of them because they are actually into it and pay attention to every thing i say or do.
but this is my "office" i guess you could say
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Lucis
Nutritional Yeast

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Re: So what are the jobs of the shroomery? [Re: SirShroomsAlott] 1
#22123940 - 08/21/15 07:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Screen printing during the day.
Man Whore at night.
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


Registered: 02/11/04
Posts: 81,741
Loc: Fractallife's gym
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Quote:
ShroomerInTheRye said: Okay. You know everything. You're so smart.
My daughter just graduated law school and took the bar exam last month. She started her job Monday even though she has not gotten the results of her bar exam yet. What do you think she is doing at work?
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Lucis
Nutritional Yeast

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Re: So what are the jobs of the shroomery? [Re: zappaisgod] 2
#22123976 - 08/21/15 07:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
zappaisgod said:
My daughter just graduated law school and took the bar exam last month.
Congratulations, I bet you're proud.
That's awesome.
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Samall Johnson



Registered: 09/17/12
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Loc: CO
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Re: So what are the jobs of the shroomery? [Re: zappaisgod] 1
#22123980 - 08/21/15 07:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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this argument reminds me of this
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Enjoywho
Rags to Bitches



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I work in a crab processing plant.
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


Registered: 02/11/04
Posts: 81,741
Loc: Fractallife's gym
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Re: So what are the jobs of the shroomery? [Re: Lucis]
#22123991 - 08/21/15 07:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Fennario said:
Quote:
zappaisgod said:
My daughter just graduated law school and took the bar exam last month.
Congratulations, I bet you're proud.
That's awesome.
I am.
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ShroomerInTheRye
Clit Commander



Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 13,036
Loc: Themyscira
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Re: So what are the jobs of the shroomery? [Re: zappaisgod] 1
#22123993 - 08/21/15 07:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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What you're telling me is that she paid enough money to buy a house to get a degree so she could do a job that really only requires an Associates degree or certificate.
Mazel tov. May she have all the luck in the world recouping those law school costs on a paralegal salary.
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Samall Johnson



Registered: 09/17/12
Posts: 11,903
Loc: CO
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Re: So what are the jobs of the shroomery? [Re: Enjoywho]
#22123997 - 08/21/15 07:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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what kinda crab?
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


Registered: 02/11/04
Posts: 81,741
Loc: Fractallife's gym
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ShroomerInTheRye said: What you're telling me is that she paid enough money to buy a house to get a degree so she could do a job that really only requires an Associates degree or certificate.
Mazel tov. May she have all the luck in the world recouping those law school costs on a paralegal salary.
We didn't pay anything for her undergrad degree at all since she had a full ride and the law school gave her a significant scholarship as well. All merit based. The idiotic bar takes several months to post results so she is currently a JD but not admitted to the bar.
I bet you paid more to be a para than we did for her to be a lawyer.
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jewunit
Brutal!


Registered: 01/11/07
Posts: 34,264
Loc: Ohio
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Bartender. Definitely not a career goal when I was younger but I enjoy it very much.
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Lucis
Nutritional Yeast

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Re: So what are the jobs of the shroomery? [Re: jewunit]
#22124028 - 08/21/15 07:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hows the money being a bartender.
I have thought about it.
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chicksgrowtoo


Registered: 12/01/13
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Just let him be a proud father damn! There's a shortage of those anyways, I'd be so proud of my sons if it were them... Congrats zig, you raised her right
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kr0nik0
Ole' Salty


Registered: 02/13/12
Posts: 17,756
Loc: Western Slope, CO
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Quote:
SirShroomsAlott said: But what about you guys/girls, what do you do? Is it what you always wanted to do? How'd you get into doing it?
What I've done in order: -Dishwasher (14 y/o) -Guy in a strawberry suit to advertise a smoothie place -CVS cashier/stock boy (first "real" job that was taxed) -Restaurant for ~3 years (Busboy, counter, delivery driver, waiter, manager) Basically everything but a cook -Quick Lube Oil Change technician (Mobil1) -Mercedes Benz Dealership Valet Edit: Mechanic at Firestone franchise. Only a couple weeks though. -Vehicle A/V (systems) installer for CC and BB over the course of 3 years. -Construction laying vinyl wall protection mainly but it was "general construction" -Used car "dealer". Basically just flipped cars from local auctions and it's the longest I held a profession. -Bait boy/deckhand on a charter fishing boat.
I quit the auto industry to pursue fishing which has been a great passion my whole life but my attention started going towards vaping (e-cig) industry shortly after getting on the boat. For the last couple months I've been working and now managing at a new vape shop in the area. I absolutely love it, it's only something I became interested in when I quit cigarettes which was only 6 months ago but everything about it intrigues and helps me.
I'm so happy every day that I can try save a cigarette smoker by having them switch over.  I really think working in the vape industry will keep me busy for many years to come.
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mwhtmn
Seeker & Developer


Registered: 07/30/15
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Re: So what are the jobs of the shroomery? [Re: kr0nik0]
#22124075 - 08/21/15 07:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Volunteer of Peace
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ShroomerInTheRye
Clit Commander



Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 13,036
Loc: Themyscira
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Re: So what are the jobs of the shroomery? [Re: zappaisgod]
#22124083 - 08/21/15 07:36 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Is being a paralegal really what she wants to do forever? If so, have at it and I wish her the best.
I'm not trying to argue with you. I completely broke down and cried today when I got home because I realize I failed at life. I got treated like a moron, my car broke, the temp agency fucked up my registration so I'll get paid late, and the rent is due on Tuesday. Most of my drive home was talking myself out of self harm and suicide.
Thanks for reinforcing that I have failed at life. You're a real prince.
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ladycakes
road trippin'



Registered: 05/24/15
Posts: 674
Loc: FL, but not on purpose.
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Past/present jobs:
-helped seniors/disabled people find affordable housing (HUD) -marketing coordinator for a company that manufactured breast implants -freelance photographer -co owner of a premium business consultancy
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


Registered: 02/11/04
Posts: 81,741
Loc: Fractallife's gym
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Quote:
ShroomerInTheRye said: Is being a paralegal really what she wants to do forever? If so, have at it and I wish her the best.
I'm not trying to argue with you. I completely broke down and cried today when I got home because I realize I failed at life. I got treated like a moron, my car broke, the temp agency fucked up my registration so I'll get paid late, and the rent is due on Tuesday. Most of my drive home was talking myself out of self harm and suicide.
Thanks for reinforcing that I have failed at life. You're a real prince.
She just took the bar exam. They take months to post the results. She has never failed a test in her life so I expect that she will be admitted in a few months. Until then she can only do your job.
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ShroomerInTheRye
Clit Commander



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Re: So what are the jobs of the shroomery? [Re: chicksgrowtoo] 2
#22124097 - 08/21/15 07:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Did you even fucking read the thread?
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