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A Subway poem for the pub. 7
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Jared I'm scared, As his puffy cheeks flared, "There's no reason to worry, now take off those underwear" The little boy cried, but he did what he's told As jareds zipper went down, there a footlong unfold "5 dollars kid, that's all I'm sparing" All the tears and the sperm they'd soon be sharing But before he was hard the feds kicked the door Armed with nightsticks to make that chomo their whore Now fogles gettin fondled in a concrete brotha brothel And all the guards turn their head as his ass becomes a pothole You may have lost 200 lbs but you're getting it back only the weight is cumming in thug nuts and dick sack.
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: vandago]
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: vandago]
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He only wanted young girls not the young boys I thought.
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There was no specifications of the kiddie porn on his computer. He had sex with at LEAST 2 underage girls. When you are going down that path, there's probably a lot not coming out.
Anyways, who fucking cares. My poem is a masterpiece.
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: vandago]
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Statistically speaking, people into CP and the like (and even serial rapists) tend to have very specific tastes. It's pretty safe to assume if he paid to have sex with underage girls, than all the CP on his computer would likely also be female.
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: Shroomslip]
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Shroomslip said: Statistically speaking, people into CP and the like (and even serial rapists) tend to have very specific tastes. It's pretty safe to assume if he paid to have sex with underage girls, than all the CP on his computer would likely also be female.
I hate the pub.
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Then don't come here? I hate having my toe stubbed, so I don't go around purposely kicking coffee tables. Seems like common sense.
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: Shroomslip]
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: vandago]
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Not this.
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: vandago]
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I hate the pub.
Why? It's one of the only forums here where you can post a poem that graphically describes a sexual encounter between a grown man and a child and glorifies rape. The pub is your boomtown home.
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I think I'm gonna get a sub later. Roast beef probably. Might get them to toss on some jalapenos for a change.
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Try sheekle,
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: vandago]
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I LOL'd so hard at the OP

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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: vandago]
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vandago said: There was no specifications of the kiddie porn on his computer. He had sex with at LEAST 2 underage girls. When you are going down that path, there's probably a lot not coming out.
Anyways, who fucking cares. My poem is a masterpiece.
what age and what state because the charges were crossing state lines for sex with a minor and possession of child pornography. in georgia 16 is still a minor but legal under the age of consent laws but it is illegal for someone to come to georgia to have sex with a 16 year old even though they are old enough to consent under the law
now wanna hear something really crazy, in georgia you can be prosecuted for child porn even if the person in the porn is over the age of 18, the georgia laws do not require the prosecutor to prove the age of the subject, they can simply work on the assumption that the subject is a minor
your poem BTW... it's retarded
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: OhMrJohnson]
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I'm going to Hell
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: Patlal] 1
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Patlal said:
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Stealth1Vampire said: He only wanted young girls not the young boys I thought.
Does it make a difference?
A little yeah. Going after also boys is worse. But its still both bad to go after underage girls. But adding underage boys to it makes it even double horrible however.
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Patlal said:
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Stealth1Vampire said: He only wanted young girls not the young boys I thought.
Does it make a difference?
A little yeah. Going after also boys is worse. But its still both bad to go after underage girls. But adding underage boys to it makes it even double horrible however.
Well here we are.
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: koods]
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Try sheekle,
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: Prisoner#1]
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vandago said: There was no specifications of the kiddie porn on his computer. He had sex with at LEAST 2 underage girls. When you are going down that path, there's probably a lot not coming out.
Anyways, who fucking cares. My poem is a masterpiece.
what age and what state because the charges were crossing state lines for sex with a minor and possession of child pornography. in georgia 16 is still a minor but legal under the age of consent laws but it is illegal for someone to come to georgia to have sex with a 16 year old even though they are old enough to consent under the law
now wanna hear something really crazy, in georgia you can be prosecuted for child porn even if the person in the porn is over the age of 18, the georgia laws do not require the prosecutor to prove the age of the subject, they can simply work on the assumption that the subject is a minor
your poem BTW... it's retarded
I don't get into details when it comes to pedophiles. He's going to prison is all I know. It's a joke. You, from what I hear, have the biggest conservative drunk stick up your ass, which clearly shows in your posts.
Your opinion is worth about as much to me as the meth fee cooked in your barn.
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: vandago]
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Saw a video on youtube earlier from a few years back when Jared was at the little league world series (creepy in hindsight). He was there promoting a children's charity of his (creepier in hindsight). He then goes on to comment that "children are very impressionable at these younger ages and need guidance" (creepiest in hindsight).
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: vandago]
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vandago said:
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vandago said: There was no specifications of the kiddie porn on his computer. He had sex with at LEAST 2 underage girls. When you are going down that path, there's probably a lot not coming out.
Anyways, who fucking cares. My poem is a masterpiece.
what age and what state because the charges were crossing state lines for sex with a minor and possession of child pornography. in georgia 16 is still a minor but legal under the age of consent laws but it is illegal for someone to come to georgia to have sex with a 16 year old even though they are old enough to consent under the law
now wanna hear something really crazy, in georgia you can be prosecuted for child porn even if the person in the porn is over the age of 18, the georgia laws do not require the prosecutor to prove the age of the subject, they can simply work on the assumption that the subject is a minor
your poem BTW... it's retarded
I don't get into details when it comes to pedophiles. He's going to prison is all I know. It's a joke. You, from what I hear, have the biggest conservative drunk stick up your ass, which clearly shows in your posts.
Your opinion is worth about as much to me as the meth fee cooked in your barn.
so I'm a drunk
that's good to know...
you still arent funny
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You were pretty close to almost making your poem into a haiku, Pris
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: Prisoner#1]
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vandago said:
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Prisoner#1 said:
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vandago said: There was no specifications of the kiddie porn on his computer. He had sex with at LEAST 2 underage girls. When you are going down that path, there's probably a lot not coming out.
Anyways, who fucking cares. My poem is a masterpiece.
what age and what state because the charges were crossing state lines for sex with a minor and possession of child pornography. in georgia 16 is still a minor but legal under the age of consent laws but it is illegal for someone to come to georgia to have sex with a 16 year old even though they are old enough to consent under the law
now wanna hear something really crazy, in georgia you can be prosecuted for child porn even if the person in the porn is over the age of 18, the georgia laws do not require the prosecutor to prove the age of the subject, they can simply work on the assumption that the subject is a minor
your poem BTW... it's retarded
I don't get into details when it comes to pedophiles. He's going to prison is all I know. It's a joke. You, from what I hear, have the biggest conservative drunk stick up your ass, which clearly shows in your posts.
Your opinion is worth about as much to me as the meth fee cooked in your barn.
so I'm a drunk
that's good to know...
you still arent funny
Well one fat redneck says I'm not. Fuck me. Luckily I get paid to not be funny, so I think I'll stick with "Your opinion doesn't matter, clean up after yourself."
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: vandago]
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do your friends tell you how funny you are?
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22125184 - 08/22/15 12:16 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yes. So do the 75-100 people I perform in front of on a regular basis.
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: vandago]
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Post one of your shows, let us decide.
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: Shroomslip]
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I have no comedy reel yet. I host at a nearby venue, and they only video tape the headliner there.
I have been working too much to get a comedy video put together. I had one on youtube from like 8 months ago, but I'm much more polished now so I took it down.
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: vandago]
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I'd prefer to have it professionally done, then someone holding a phone in the audience. It's also a bit ruder to hold a phone up in the crowd during stand up as opposed to say a concert, where it is still disrespectful as fuck.
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: vandago]
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I'm just kinda dubious about it. I used to be a huge stand up buff, so I've seen a LOT of non mainstream people and they mostly all suck. It's almost always in the presentation. The basics are there, but it's so unrefined it doesn't even really garner a smile.
There was even someone here quite a awhile ago who posted a video of his friends stand up (who he claimed was absolutely hilarious) and it just wasn't. Not just me making that judgement. Pretty much the whole thread was about how much it sucked.
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: Shroomslip]
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Shroomslip said: I'm just kinda dubious about it. I used to be a huge stand up buff, so I've seen a LOT of non mainstream people and they mostly all suck. It's almost always in the presentation. The basics are there, but it's so unrefined it doesn't even really garner a smile.
There was even someone here quite a awhile ago who posted a video of his friends stand up (who he claimed was absolutely hilarious) and it just wasn't. Not just me making that judgement. Pretty much the whole thread was about how much it sucked.
Like I said, it's more polished now. I do a lot more personality into it instead of cracker dry set up, joke, punchline. I started watching a lot more videos and just sitting back for a few months, then a venue asked if I'd start hosting their shows, so now I'm doing that. I work 3 jobs so going to open mics like I used to is rough, and video taping at open mics is rude unless you are taping all the comics. There's specific clubs out here that will do a full taping of your set once you and them are ready.
I could if I wanted to, but I don't have enough time to polish a set for a dvd yet. By the end of the year I'll have a 30 min - an hr dvd though.
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: vandago]
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I'd be interested in seeing it. There are some really funny non-mainstream comics out there. Most just tend to bomb it though.
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it isn't easy to just go "hey i'm a comedian" and make people laugh, especially if you're not even there...or buzzing in some form.
it's a tough gig. people generally have unrealistic expectations in this area.
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: akira_akuma]
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I wouldn't say generally people have an unrealistic expectation. I mean something either is or isn't funny. Practically anything can be made funny with the right construction and exaggeration. It's pretty hard to expect anything from a stand-up besides being made to laugh. So the expectation is left completely wide open. To meet expectations literally all you have to do is make someone laugh. Compare that to TV or movies and the like, and the expectation is pretty much non-existent. When you start getting into other forms of media the number of expectations just explode. Good writing, good acting, good direction, good special effects etc etc.
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: Shroomslip]
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well, congrats, you just explained what Vandago was already saying: he makes people laugh and well, there ya go. all of a sudden the couple of opinions here really don't say all that much.
other than, frankly, "i'm annoyed at such and such and this isn't funny MEREH!"
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: akira_akuma]
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I didn't say he didn't. I only said I wanted to see for myself. Anyone can say they make people laugh. Shit I can tell you right now I have a million dollars that the government gave me tax free just because I'm that awesome. If I made that claim, you'd want to see proof, yes?
I'm not trying to tell him he isn't funny or is lying. I just want to see. Like I said, I was a huge stand up buff. I preferred finding non mainstream people that were funny. Their stuff is usually a hell of a lot more unique/novel.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: Shroomslip]
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Well I've performed at over 20 places, done an autism benefit, and this new venue has been paying me to come back every few weeks. I can't be doing that bad.
There's no judgement in comedy in my eyes. Everyones intellect is different, as are their life experiences. My drug humor leaves crickets with some audiences, where my weird family backround humor kills.....then I do bars where hooker jokes are what all these drunk middle aged guys wanna hear. There's a lot too it.
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: Shroomslip]
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Shroomslip, no offence, but you just don't sound like a very "comedy" kinda guy. that's all i was really trying to get across. i'd tend to agree with what Vandago just said, that everyone's got a different sense of humor and there should be, at least, no judgement on what is inherently effective ie just because you don't like a certain kind of comedy, doesn't make it "bad comedy"; although sure you could presume to call it shit, however you like...it just makes one seem close-minded to do that. just say "not for me" and leave it at that, but most people tend to want to, for whatever reason, take things personally - "i don't get how anyone can like this shit!" is a common example.
i'm just sayin', don't be that guy. not saying you are, i'm just saying, remember...people like that are dickholes who are missing the point of Comedy.
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: akira_akuma]
#22125490 - 08/22/15 03:28 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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It's like....someone who loves george carlin, kat williams, mitch hedburg, louis CK......they are probably going to talk shit about jeff foxworthy and jeff dunham and bill cosbys comedy...
Some people HATE female comedians.....some people hate black comedians....some people hate props......and on the flip side some people seek those things out.
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: vandago]
#22149683 - 08/27/15 01:07 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Carrot top can't do a act if he was told he can't use props. All carrot top does is use props. He is obsessed with props. Can't do a show without them. He would just stand there confused if he had no props.
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