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A Subway poem for the pub. * 7
    #22119612 - 08/21/15 12:26 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Jared I'm scared,
As his puffy cheeks flared,
"There's no reason to worry, now take off those underwear"
The little boy cried, but he did what he's told
As jareds zipper went down, there a footlong unfold
"5 dollars kid, that's all I'm sparing"
All the tears and the sperm they'd soon be sharing
But before he was hard the feds kicked the door
Armed with nightsticks to make that chomo their whore
Now fogles gettin fondled in a concrete brotha brothel
And all the guards turn their head as his ass becomes a pothole
You may have lost 200 lbs but you're getting it back
only the weight is cumming in thug nuts and dick sack.


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OfflineBitter Cactus
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: vandago]
    #22119714 - 08/21/15 12:59 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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Taking acid and thinking you are a better man is a lot different then actually becoming a better man.




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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: vandago]
    #22119988 - 08/21/15 01:45 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

He only wanted young girls not the young boys I thought.


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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #22120063 - 08/21/15 01:56 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

There was no specifications of the kiddie porn on his computer.  He had sex with at LEAST 2 underage girls.  When you are going down that path, there's probably a lot not coming out.


Anyways, who fucking cares. My poem is a masterpiece.


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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: vandago]
    #22120222 - 08/21/15 02:08 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Statistically speaking, people into CP and the like (and even serial rapists) tend to have very specific tastes. It's pretty safe to assume if he paid to have sex with underage girls, than all the CP on his computer would likely also be female.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22120395 - 08/21/15 02:24 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Statistically speaking, people into CP and the like (and even serial rapists) tend to have very specific tastes. It's pretty safe to assume if he paid to have sex with underage girls, than all the CP on his computer would likely also be female.





I hate the pub.


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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: vandago] * 1
    #22120434 - 08/21/15 02:28 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Then don't come here? I hate having my toe stubbed, so I don't go around purposely kicking coffee tables. Seems like common sense.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


Edited by Shroomslip (08/21/15 02:29 AM)


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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22120446 - 08/21/15 02:31 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Some things are in gods hands.


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OfflineShiVersblood
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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: vandago]
    #22120447 - 08/21/15 02:32 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Not this.


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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #22120450 - 08/21/15 02:33 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I could very well be god, it hasn't been decided yet.


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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: vandago]
    #22120756 - 08/21/15 05:22 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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vandago said:

I hate the pub.




Why?  It's one of the only forums here where you can post a poem that graphically describes a sexual encounter between a grown man and a child and glorifies rape.  The pub is your boomtown home.


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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22120794 - 08/21/15 05:49 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I think I'm gonna get a sub later. Roast beef probably. Might get them to toss on some jalapenos for a change.


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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #22120801 - 08/21/15 05:53 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
I think I'm gonna get a sub later..



Try sheekle,


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: vandago]
    #22120805 - 08/21/15 05:55 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I LOL'd so hard at the OP

:canthelpbutlaugh:

I'm going to Hell


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Diminish the sub-principle and leave its toxic trace..
Once and for all!


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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: vandago]
    #22121327 - 08/21/15 09:04 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

vandago said:
There was no specifications of the kiddie porn on his computer.  He had sex with at LEAST 2 underage girls.  When you are going down that path, there's probably a lot not coming out.


Anyways, who fucking cares. My poem is a masterpiece.





what age and what state because the charges were crossing state lines for
sex with a minor and possession of child pornography. in georgia 16 is
still a minor but legal under the age of consent laws but it is illegal for
someone to come to georgia to have sex with a 16 year old even though they
are old enough to consent under the law

now wanna hear something really crazy, in georgia you can be prosecuted for
child porn even if the person in the porn is over the age of 18, the georgia
laws do not require the prosecutor to prove the age of the subject, they can
simply work on the assumption that the subject is a minor

your poem BTW... it's retarded


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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #22121452 - 08/21/15 09:23 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Stealth1Vampire said:
He only wanted young girls not the young boys I thought.




Does it make a difference?


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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22121548 - 08/21/15 09:46 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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OhMrJohnson said:
I LOL'd so hard at the OP

:canthelpbutlaugh:

I'm going to Hell




samesies


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #22122002 - 08/21/15 11:27 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

Stealth1Vampire said:
He only wanted young girls not the young boys I thought.




Does it make a difference?




A little yeah. Going after also boys is worse. But its still both bad to go after underage girls. But adding underage boys to it makes it even double horrible however.


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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #22122028 - 08/21/15 11:31 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Here we go.  :ohboyohboyohboy:


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Re: A Subway poem for the pub. [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #22122105 - 08/21/15 11:52 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Stealth1Vampire said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

Stealth1Vampire said:
He only wanted young girls not the young boys I thought.




Does it make a difference?




A little yeah. Going after also boys is worse. But its still both bad to go after underage girls. But adding underage boys to it makes it even double horrible however.




Well here we are.

Little boys' assholes are more precious than young girl pussy


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