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OfflineCaprica
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Question about a weird scenario...
    #22118518 - 08/20/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

can't quite wrap my head around it. ok, my mother is dating/living with my husband's uncle. if they were to get married, would my husband then be my step-cousin? i know his uncle would be my stepdad, and my husband's mother-in-law would also become his aunt...that would hafta make us be cousins, right?

this is some redneck sounding shit, i know. thought about this while washing dishes...


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Re: Question about a weird scenario... [Re: Caprica] * 2
    #22118530 - 08/20/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I dunno but I do know that it sounds pretty taboo.

That should make family gatherings more interesting :weirdeyes:


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Re: Question about a weird scenario... [Re: Caprica]
    #22118541 - 08/20/15 08:45 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

we don't socialize/acknowledge any of our family LOL. i just realized i might end up double related to my husband and thought it was funny as hell. came into the room with soapy hands and proposed the goofy idea of us being step cousins to him. he said we wouldn't be related that way because they'd be married AFTER we'd already been married, and that negates us being double related.

i think it sounds like some jerry springer shit, myself...


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Re: Question about a weird scenario... [Re: Caprica]
    #22118561 - 08/20/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It could be worse :thumbup:

How exactly did your mother meet your husband's uncle and take a romantic interest if there isn't much socializing in the family?

I think the trash factor varies greatly on the context of how they met.


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Re: Question about a weird scenario... [Re: Detached]
    #22118570 - 08/20/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

there won't even be any blood relation, only by marriage. who cares? technically being cousins and married is just a funny story.

Even if they were related, who really cares?


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Re: Question about a weird scenario... [Re: Psilosopherr] * 1
    #22118593 - 08/20/15 08:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Am I the ONLY one here who thinks OP should stone them to death?


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Re: Question about a weird scenario... [Re: Detached]
    #22118607 - 08/20/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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It could be worse :thumbup:

How exactly did your mother meet your husband's uncle and take a romantic interest if there isn't much socializing in the family?

I think the trash factor varies greatly on the context of how they met.



Her mother lived with us. Then my uncle got out of prison. Whole shit load of drama with uncle trying to say she had broken into his house and scratched up his car and all kinds of shit (which none of it happened he's just a drunk who likes to stir up shit when he gets drunk) and didn't want her anywhere near him, risking getting us all kicked out. She had said she didn't want anything to do with him, told her not to have anything to do with him because all this drama wasn't gonna fly (and he'd just keep doing it). She ended up going back to hanging out in his apartment. Told her if she wants to be with him so bad, then go be with him but she's not gonna keep bringing this drama back on us as they yoyo back and fourth.

Sounds kinda bad, but no one familiar with the whole weeks/months long series of events faults us for kicking her out.


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Re: Question about a weird scenario... [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #22118612 - 08/20/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Take any guy that have been married for 20 years.

If his dad starts dating his wife's mom, does that mean that you are banging your half sister now? Technically yes. But still...


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