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InvisibleballsalsaMDiscord
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: shLong]
    #22118579 - 08/20/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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sun_spots said:
I see a lot of people assuming that this Paulina person is a guy.  Why?  Lesbians can't be homewreckers too?  But either way, OP, she's fucking someone else.  Bro.




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There are 9,629 people in the U.S. with the first name Paulina.




its not a girl named paulina


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22118664 - 08/20/15 09:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Wow, I had no idea that name was quite so uncommon.


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: psi]
    #22119228 - 08/20/15 10:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Today I learned I have a top 100 first name and surname.


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22120693 - 08/21/15 04:44 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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RanOutOfWeed said:
Sounds like you need to have a 3 way





Yeah, because if she's turning to someone else it's definitely a sign that she still wants him. :rolleyes:


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: sun_spots]
    #22121019 - 08/21/15 07:55 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

maybe his girlfriend kicked the OP out and he's homeless right now:sad:


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22121044 - 08/21/15 08:03 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

OPs girlfriend and Paul walked into OPs room naked with a boner and said "unless you want to see me get fucked like a drunk virgin on promnight i suggest you get your weak spine the hell out of here u lil bitch" then OP left and now hes homeless and resorted to looking in the window of his own house jacking off to his GF getting pounded on the bed he bought.


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Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


Edited by Bill_Oreilly (08/21/15 08:24 AM)


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: sun_spots]
    #22121059 - 08/21/15 08:08 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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sun_spots said:
Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
Sounds like you need to have a 3 way





Yeah, because if she's turning to someone else it's definitely a sign that she still wants him. :rolleyes:



Obviously the best threeways are born from situations like these and all three parties are the most likely to have a great experience :lol:


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22121208 - 08/21/15 08:50 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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makaveli8x8 said:
maybe his girlfriend kicked the OP out and he's homeless right now:sad:




Or maybe out of rage, OP found this "Paulina" person, whoever he/she is, went total psycho and killed "Paulina" in raging hate of being cheated on.

OP could be in prison right now :sad:

:nonono:


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 2
    #22121634 - 08/21/15 10:10 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

FREE OP!!


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: toader123]
    #22122589 - 08/21/15 01:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

he should have listened to me.


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 5
    #22122703 - 08/21/15 02:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Bill_Oreilly said:
OPs girlfriend and Paul walked into OPs room naked with a boner and said "unless you want to see me get fucked like a drunk virgin on promnight i suggest you get your weak spine the hell out of here u lil bitch" then OP left and now hes homeless and resorted to looking in the window of his own house jacking off to his GF getting pounded on the bed he bought.



Sounds like you speak from experience.


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: D.M.T]
    #22122716 - 08/21/15 02:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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D.M.T said:
Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
OPs girlfriend and Paul walked into OPs room naked with a boner and said "unless you want to see me get fucked like a drunk virgin on promnight i suggest you get your weak spine the hell out of here u lil bitch" then OP left and now hes homeless and resorted to looking in the window of his own house jacking off to his GF getting pounded on the bed he bought.



Sounds like you speak from experience.





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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22122765 - 08/21/15 02:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Bill_Oreilly said:
OPs girlfriend and Paul walked into OPs room naked with a boner and said "unless you want to see me get fucked like a drunk virgin on promnight i suggest you get your weak spine the hell out of here u lil bitch" then OP left and now hes homeless and resorted to looking in the window of his own house jacking off to his GF getting pounded on the bed he bought.




Fuckin Bill and his wacky-ass imagination

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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: D.M.T]
    #22122836 - 08/21/15 02:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:lol: calm down guys i was joking


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Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 2
    #22122851 - 08/21/15 02:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That's sketchy as shit man. These hoes ain't loyal, I would dump her just like that and you should act like a huge dick about dumping her. Just dump her as if for no reason. If you dump her and she knows you are dumping her because you know she is cheating it won't have as much of an impact. If you dump her and pretend you are dumping her because you are bored of her she will get super pissed and feel shitty and worthless and used and it will be an adequate revenge for her infidelity.


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22123022 - 08/21/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Posting for an update.


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: Sham87]
    #22123181 - 08/21/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

no updates.  OP was either copypasta, or OP is in jail right now for fighting some guy that fucked his girlfriend(or the hospital i suppose)


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22123195 - 08/21/15 03:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Bitches be crazy


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22123232 - 08/21/15 04:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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makaveli8x8 said:
if he called from some other phone he could even call and talk to the dude annonomously and he'd never know it was him.  he could just make up some story to talk to him about her, pretend he was someone else like publishers clearing house

YOU"VE WON $1000 A WEEK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, now tell us a bit about yourself, do you have a gf or anyone loved ones?  do you have a loved one who doesn't belong to you?  Do you know of any good places to hide for the next 5 years? well do you punk? :ruggedwink:




Yeah they used to do this thing to catch cheaters by calling the man and saying that they won free roses and they can send them to whoever they want..

You can try something like that? But if you're not even willing to call and hang up...


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: shadyy]
    #22123371 - 08/21/15 04:36 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Uuuooo, thats a good one. Free roses.

wish i would have thought of that.


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