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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: automan]
    #22117342 - 08/20/15 03:45 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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automan said:No, it was a user that caught a 6 day ban named "Malcolm_Xtasy". He created a puppet to troll with so I banned the puppet and extended his ban to 14 days. If I catch him again, I'll extend it to 30 days, then perma.



Thanks...:hatsoff:


He'll be back though...:puppetmaster:
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: PinPornProducer]
    #22117345 - 08/20/15 03:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

paul might know, he did text her his name as "paulina".  if he did that to cover it up from him (her boyfriend) he's actually worse than his girlfriend


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22117361 - 08/20/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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makaveli8x8 said:
if he called from some other phone he could even call and talk to the dude annonomously and he'd never know it was him.  he could just make up some story to talk to him about her, pretend he was someone else like publishers clearing house

YOU"VE WON $1000 A WEEK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, now tell us a bit about yourself, do you have a gf or anyone loved ones?  do you have a loved one who doesn't belong to you?  Do you know of any good places to hide for the next 5 years? well do you punk? :ruggedwink:




When i was a young telemarketer(what a shit job that was) i always kept a list of the biggest assholes.  If you made my list, you could expect at some time to get the following call

You:hello?
Me:Congratulations!  You've won! Please hold to collect your prize!
You:um...ok cool!

then i would put you on hold.  if you were still there after 10 min, i would come back on the line.

Me:Good job! We are almost ready to process your prize. Please hold for just another moment.

then i would but you back on hold and clock out and go home


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: makaveli8x8] * 5
    #22117363 - 08/20/15 03:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

yeah i'd write that number down and give it a call, pretend he's from the health clinic if its a dude. Say something like " hello is this paul? this is the health unit, we got your name and number from "--" she listed you as someone she's been intimate with, is that true? well we suggest you come and get tested becase "..." was diagnose with clamedia..
  then see what happens.


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22117367 - 08/20/15 03:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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makaveli8x8 said:
paul might know, he did text her his name as "paulina".  if he did that to cover it up from him (her boyfriend) he's actually worse than his girlfriend




yeah, he might know, but it's not like he's friends with OP or something.  Between strangers, there should be no expectation of bro-ness


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: abductee]
    #22117371 - 08/20/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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abductee said:
yeah i'd write that number down and give it a call, pretend he's from the health clinic if its a dude. Say something like " hello is this paul? this is the health unit, we got your name and number from "--" she listed you as someone she's been intimate with, is that true? well we suggest you come and get tested becase "..." was diagnose with clamedia..
  then see what happens.




THIS! YES! the best plan yet.  imma have to file this one, just in case i ever need to use it


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22117378 - 08/20/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

were all brothers and sisters, at except for me as im one of the few who have a direct bloodline to neanderthals.  So if you go around screwing other peoples loved ones without their permission, you forced some other guy to eat your sperm and germs n stuff, you kinda deserve at least one beatdown for that


op did your gf taste different recently?


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22117379 - 08/20/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

hehe.. i'm still waiting to use it. But really there's no need for a special occasion to prank someone.


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: TheStormsEye] * 2
    #22117423 - 08/20/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I see a lot of people assuming that this Paulina person is a guy.  Why?  Lesbians can't be homewreckers too?  But either way, OP, she's fucking someone else.  Bro.


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22117430 - 08/20/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i dunno dude. i mean, i see what youre saying, but really, where is the line?
I'm all for the bro code to an extent, but its never absolute.  let me give you an example.  I once had an aquaintence. I never much cared for the guy, but he somehow made it into my group of pals.  He had a hot girlfriend.  I never put the moves on her, but i noticed that she was hot.  Anyway, this guy would go out to bars with me and some friends, and he would get with randoms on the reg.  I never snitched on him or anything, but i remember thinking that he was being foolish.  So he ends up ditching his hot girlfriend for a homely amazon.  no sweat off my ass.  About a year later, his hot ex-girlfriend is all up on my nuts, so i'm like "fuck yeah!"  He finds out (it wasn't a secret) and gets his panties all in a wad like he had permanent dibs or something.  Sends me a faggy email telling me to come face him like a man and don't make him "come find me".  I shoot him an email back telling him to fuck right off. we were never even friends, and he won't have to find me, because he knows where i live and work, so come get some if you want it.  Anyway, i'm getting ready to marry that girl pretty soon here, and i'm sure glad i didn't let some stupid bro-code shit get in the way of that.
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22117450 - 08/20/15 04:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

sorry i hit yes before i read what you wrote:shrug: oh well can't win them all.  but if they were broke up then its fair game in my book.  it could be a day later, long as you had nothing to do with the breakup


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22117459 - 08/20/15 04:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That's not the same, if he was a very close friend of you, ex's are off limits regardless of time limit. If you barely know him than that isn't anything unless they were still together, which they weren't.


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22117616 - 08/20/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

This thread makes me sad


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: TheStormsEye]
    #22117833 - 08/20/15 05:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Heres some signs of cheating.

- she has a "secret" cellphone.
- she becomes emotionally "cold" or hollow.
- she looks preoccupied with thoughts all the time
- shes distant from you.
- she dresses up nicer than usual.
- she gets anger easily and blames you (it helps with her own guilt)
- she accuses you of cheating at seemingly random times (as she believes u are cheating like her)
- shes suspicious of what *your* doing.

Do any of these sound familiar?


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #22117987 - 08/20/15 06:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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LogicaL Chaos said:

- shes suspicious of what *your* doing.





*you're*


I'm sorry man. 

I really tried not to.



I couldn't :hug:


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 1
    #22118001 - 08/20/15 06:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Where is op?! :kingcrankey:


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: TheStormsEye]
    #22118070 - 08/20/15 06:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Sounds like you need to have a 3 way

Also, if you stopped courting your girl she's going to find someone who will...male or female.

Watch corey wayne's videos bro. Life savers for guys



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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22118131 - 08/20/15 06:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

hAha :lol:

Cant slip one typo past u guys!


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #22118362 - 08/20/15 08:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: sun_spots]
    #22118556 - 08/20/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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sun_spots said:
I see a lot of people assuming that this Paulina person is a guy.  Why?  Lesbians can't be homewreckers too?  But either way, OP, she's fucking someone else.  Bro.



The fact you ended the sentence and then said "bro" instead of using a comma before "bro"... Ouch. That bit of punctuation really changed the feeling of your post.

Also, :popcorn: to see how OP does.


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