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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: TheStormsEye] * 1
    #22116920 - 08/20/15 02:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Jesus christ..

GET PAULINA'S NUMBER..CALL FROM A S RANDOM NUMBER. IF A GUY ANSWERS YOU KNOW TO DUMP HER.

thats all.

Makeveli your post made me laugh out loud..literally. OP is very gullible and has no spine by the evidence in this thread. I would cheat on his ass as well because i know i could get away with it and still have the dude whipped.


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Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: qman]
    #22116921 - 08/20/15 02:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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qman said:
Quote:

TheStormsEye said:
Quote:

SirShroomsAlott said:
I don't want to make you sound stupid because I understand exactly why you don't want to believe it and it really fucking blows, but it might end up being a good thing for you to go through especially if you're young, it'll definitely harden you up and make you more aware in the future, just don't attach yourself too much more if you can, because it's going to end shitty regardless of what happens, break ups are never fun




Yea, ur right, thanks man.
shes only 21.. im around 26.
Im guessing she caught scent of something else.




Dude, she's only 21, she wants to try out different dicks.  You're not married and don't have any kids, move on.




yea I know that. just don't want to belive it.
she always said she would be straight up with me about this kind of shit.
I know shes a good girl, just fuckin up on a guy that would do anything for her.
and I really don't have time for it


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: TheStormsEye]
    #22116927 - 08/20/15 02:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

wasn't trying to entertain,
was venting about my troubles.

ill post when I have more.
peace.


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: ballsalsa] * 1
    #22116939 - 08/20/15 02:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

ballsalsa said:
Quote:

MommaSmurf said:
Are you in denial or are you just a

:tard:




if you honestly think that the supposed "paulina" that OPs gf is texting nonstop is a woman, then i am afraid it is you who is the :tard:

OP-you wanna solve the mystery, call your girl's work, ask for paulina.  when there isn't any paulina there, be like "oh, i meant paul"




I've said twice in this thread that it is a man.
If it is you who is illiterate i am afraid you are the
:tard:

And i mentioned he should call the number on the first or second page
:tard:
Thread is stupid


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #22116942 - 08/20/15 02:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

The Doobie Dude said:
Quote:

makaveli8x8 said:
call her work, and ask, till then, don't talk to us anymore because you have lost your entertainment value until you can provide us with more material.

call the work, ask, your either going to get a paulina, or a paul, whichever you get, you talk to them.  ask how they know your gf, ask why they have been texting her so much, then tell them to stop.  then report back here with updates about how you were wrong and we were right



It is not the dudes fault for hitting on her.  It is the girls fault she is the one in the relationship.




i didn't tell him to get mad at them or anything, but they need to communicate with each other.  its "supposedly" her friend, there's nothing wrong with him trying to get to know her friends, he wants to find out whats going on, then when he does he explains to them that its been causing problems and that he was just calling to make sure his gf wasn't balls deep into some trouble.  If they don't know she has a boyfriend then they would like to know as well im sure


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22116943 - 08/20/15 02:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Have you dumped the cheating liar yet OP?


Please don't let her get in your head and suck your soul any more.


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I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: TheStormsEye] * 1
    #22116945 - 08/20/15 02:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Don't worry, they're all just being hypocrites and assholes for the sake of being assholes. I guarantee you that if you haven't been in this situation at least once, you've never been with a girl you really cared about. We've all been there and it's a shitty situation, why not give the guy some slack? He's obviously gonna learn a lesson one way or the other. Sucks he's probably twisted in knots right now just to be berated because he wants to believe the girl he cares about cares about him the same amount and wouldn't do that to him.


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 1
    #22116952 - 08/20/15 02:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Here is what I think will happen.  OP will meekly confront this bitch.  She will dominate the conversation and make him feel and believe he is the reason she "had" to cheat.  He will forgive her and they will continue to "date".


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: The Doobie Dude] * 1
    #22116957 - 08/20/15 02:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe, maybe not, but then it'll just be something he had to go through in order to figure it out, and then he'll grow from it :shrug:....sometimes you have to experience it first hand to truly understand the reality of it in certain situations, and that's of course dependent on the person, some things come easier to some and harder for others.


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #22116958 - 08/20/15 02:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

The Doobie Dude said:
Here is what I think will happen.  OP will meekly confront this bitch.  She will dominate the conversation and make him feel and believe he is the reason she "had" to cheat.  He will forgive her and they will continue to "date".




Judging by OP's responses, I agree with you. Sounds like he is a tad bit pussy whipped.


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: The Doobie Dude] * 1
    #22116964 - 08/20/15 02:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

and by date you mean he has to jerk off in the bathtube with the door closed and she is off partying on the weekends with paul, until one day they both come home together and sit him down to talk, they tell him the problem isn't him, its them, it just isn't going to work out between all of them, and that its really awkward for them, and he needs to go


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: Bosephus_jonez] * 3
    #22116971 - 08/20/15 02:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Bosephus_jonez said:
** permabanned puppet **

Sincerely,
automan





FYI, folks


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: Bosephus_jonez] * 1
    #22116974 - 08/20/15 02:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Bosephus_jonez said:
Maybe he's super shitty in bed. OP, do you have micropenis syndrome by any chance?



Bassfreak???


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: automan] * 1
    #22116976 - 08/20/15 02:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

BUT WHO MADE THE PUPPET....that's the real question.


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: Bosephus_jonez]
    #22116981 - 08/20/15 02:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Bosephus_jonez said:
Who is bassfreak? Listen guys I just joined today and ive already been accused of being a "puppet" (whatever that means) of bassfreak, thewanderer, and psychonautica. What gives? Do you guys do this to all new members?



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Banned: 08/20/15 04:18 PM
Expires: 08/21/15 04:18 PM
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22116982 - 08/20/15 02:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

SirShroomsAlott said:
Don't worry, they're all just being hypocrites and assholes for the sake of being assholes. I guarantee you that if you haven't been in this situation at least once, you've never been with a girl you really cared about. We've all been there and it's a shitty situation, why not give the guy some slack? He's obviously gonna learn a lesson one way or the other. Sucks he's probably twisted in knots right now just to be berated because he wants to believe the girl he cares about cares about him the same amount and wouldn't do that to him.



honestly,

I've been there, and I really wish more people would've spoken up and encouraged me to get out while I could.  Instead I spent a year with a succubus.


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I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22116988 - 08/20/15 02:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

SirShroomsAlott said:
BUT WHO MADE THE PUPPET....that's the real question.



My sources say it was Malcolm_Xtasy


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: MommaSmurf]
    #22116990 - 08/20/15 02:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

MommaSmurf said:
Quote:

ballsalsa said:
Quote:

MommaSmurf said:
Are you in denial or are you just a

:tard:




if you honestly think that the supposed "paulina" that OPs gf is texting nonstop is a woman, then i am afraid it is you who is the :tard:

OP-you wanna solve the mystery, call your girl's work, ask for paulina.  when there isn't any paulina there, be like "oh, i meant paul"




I've said twice in this thread that it is a man.
If it is you who is illiterate i am afraid you are the
:tard:

And i mentioned he should call the number on the first or second page
:tard:
Thread is stupid





lol, now i see what happened. one of us(you) had a little reply to: fail.  for some reason, you replied to one of my posts when you meant to address OP.
I said that paulina is not a girl, you replied to me "are you in denial or a :tard:"  i got tardhrt.  there, beef squashed.


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 1
    #22117006 - 08/20/15 02:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
Quote:

SirShroomsAlott said:
Don't worry, they're all just being hypocrites and assholes for the sake of being assholes. I guarantee you that if you haven't been in this situation at least once, you've never been with a girl you really cared about. We've all been there and it's a shitty situation, why not give the guy some slack? He's obviously gonna learn a lesson one way or the other. Sucks he's probably twisted in knots right now just to be berated because he wants to believe the girl he cares about cares about him the same amount and wouldn't do that to him.



honestly,

I've been there, and I really wish more people would've spoken up and encouraged me to get out while I could.  Instead I spent a year with a succubus.




:hugitout:  2 years with that soul sucking bitch on my part....and I had everyone telling me to get out, but I had to go through it to figure out my own stupidity.


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #22117016 - 08/20/15 02:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Thayendanegea said:
Quote:

Bosephus_jonez said:
Maybe he's super shitty in bed. OP, do you have micropenis syndrome by any chance?



Bassfreak???




No, it was a user that caught a 6 day ban named "Malcolm_Xtasy". He created a puppet to troll with so I banned the puppet and extended his ban to 14 days. If I catch him again, I'll extend it to 30 days, then perma.


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