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OfflineTheStormsEye
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: TheStormsEye]
    #22116861 - 08/20/15 01:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

shes fuckin hot tho, so I doubt that would stop anyone


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: TheStormsEye]
    #22116862 - 08/20/15 01:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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TheStormsEye said:
so what if it is just this horny chick from work trying
to get at my girl.?
obviously shes into it, so should I be upset about that or just let it slide.
my buddy said tell her it needs to stop, guy or girl.
and to tell her that ill sock a lesbo in the face tryna take my girl lol




What if your girlfriend is only cheating a little
like paul only puts the tip in
because your girl respects you too much
to take the whole shaft.


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: The Doobie Dude] * 2
    #22116864 - 08/20/15 01:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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DUMP HER AND FIND A NEW GIRL FUCK A FEW REBOUNDS AND THEN ENJOY THE SINGLE LIFE BECAUSE IF YOURE BETWEEN THE AGE OF 16 AND 105 THE WOMEN WILL ONLY DRIVE YOU NUTS.




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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: TheStormsEye] * 5
    #22116866 - 08/20/15 01:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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TheStormsEye said:
thing is, I don't think shes fucked yet if she plans to.
she hasn't shaved is a while and is very self conscious about it.
but idk





she hasn't shaved in a while because paul is a black dude with a massive hog and she's using all that fur down their to hide the fact that her tiny little daisy has turned into a super massive black hole thats about to swallow all her underwear and then devour every man on earth at the same time


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: Bosephus_jonez]
    #22116870 - 08/20/15 01:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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TheStormsEye said:
man I know I look stupid but I know chicks like that, and she has never shown any signs other than this crap




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Been weird with her phone last couple weeks and acting strange,
like pist off all the time for nothing.
I noticed she hides when she is texting and makes sure I never see when she gets a text.
said shes talking to a coworker.





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I read texts from a "girl named paulina"
this "girl" has been texting my girl from the moment that they get up til they say goodnight.
Also read things like this "girl" saying things like
"ill make you moan :wink:.." then my girl saying "oh yeah??"





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We fucked all the time almost daily, now the last time we fucked she
said "there I let u touch me, so now u can leave me alone"
and yes always so tired after work even though she spends
hours doing nothing at work.





do you really need it spelled out for you dude




no I guess not.
Sorry to waste your time.
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: TheStormsEye]
    #22116872 - 08/20/15 01:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I don't want to make you sound stupid because I understand exactly why you don't want to believe it and it really fucking blows, but it might end up being a good thing for you to go through especially if you're young, it'll definitely harden you up and make you more aware in the future, just don't attach yourself too much more if you can, because it's going to end shitty regardless of what happens, break ups are never fun


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: ModestMouse]
    #22116874 - 08/20/15 01:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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ModestMouse said:
Quote:

The Doobie Dude said:
DUMP HER AND FIND A NEW GIRL FUCK A FEW REBOUNDS AND THEN ENJOY THE SINGLE LIFE BECAUSE IF YOURE BETWEEN THE AGE OF 16 AND 105 THE WOMEN WILL ONLY DRIVE YOU NUTS.






I like the way you think


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: TheStormsEye] * 3
    #22116879 - 08/20/15 01:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Hope it works out for you dude
And by that I mean dump the bitch and go fuck some randoms with no condom


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: TheStormsEye] * 1
    #22116880 - 08/20/15 01:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I would be very very surprised if she wasn't cheating on you OP. Even if she isn't, sounds like a shit girlfriend. Dump her ass and move on :suckmydickbitches:


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22116886 - 08/20/15 01:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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SirShroomsAlott said:
I don't want to make you sound stupid because I understand exactly why you don't want to believe it and it really fucking blows, but it might end up being a good thing for you to go through especially if you're young, it'll definitely harden you up and make you more aware in the future, just don't attach yourself too much more if you can, because it's going to end shitty regardless of what happens, break ups are never fun




Yea, ur right, thanks man.
shes only 21.. im around 26.
Im guessing she caught scent of something else.


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: MommaSmurf] * 1
    #22116888 - 08/20/15 01:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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MommaSmurf said:
Are you in denial or are you just a

:tard:




if you honestly think that the supposed "paulina" that OPs gf is texting nonstop is a woman, then i am afraid it is you who is the :tard:

OP-you wanna solve the mystery, call your girl's work, ask for paulina.  when there isn't any paulina there, be like "oh, i meant paul"


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #22116892 - 08/20/15 02:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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DUMP HER AND FIND A NEW GIRL



This x1000


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22116895 - 08/20/15 02:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

im sure there is a paulina, but I highly doubt that's
who she is texting.


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: TheStormsEye] * 1
    #22116900 - 08/20/15 02:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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im sure there is a paulina



:huxleyfacepalm:


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: TheStormsEye]
    #22116901 - 08/20/15 02:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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TheStormsEye said:
Quote:

SirShroomsAlott said:
I don't want to make you sound stupid because I understand exactly why you don't want to believe it and it really fucking blows, but it might end up being a good thing for you to go through especially if you're young, it'll definitely harden you up and make you more aware in the future, just don't attach yourself too much more if you can, because it's going to end shitty regardless of what happens, break ups are never fun




Yea, ur right, thanks man.
shes only 21.. im around 26.
Im guessing she caught scent of something else.




Dude, she's only 21, she wants to try out different dicks.  You're not married and don't have any kids, move on.


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: ballsalsa] * 2
    #22116904 - 08/20/15 02:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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OP-you wanna solve the mystery, call your girl's work, ask for paulina.  when there isn't any paulina there, be like "oh, i meant paul"



Oh shit! Do this please and post results OP!


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22116905 - 08/20/15 02:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Actually that's not a bad idea, and you could catch her right in the lie, call her work and ask for paulina and if there isn't one you immediately know she's lieing about something and she can't even get mad at you if you mistrust in her was justified.

There could be a paulina there, but it's highly unlikely she went this thoroughly and in depth to cover her tracks, plus paulina is a very uncommon name or at least I've never met one..


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22116906 - 08/20/15 02:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Probably not a woman but hey, who's to say his girl hasn't recently 'found herself'. She is 21 after all, these things happen. That'd explain why she sounds like such a pain in the ass too


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: TheStormsEye] * 2
    #22116912 - 08/20/15 02:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

call her work, and ask, till then, don't talk to us anymore because you have lost your entertainment value until you can provide us with more material.

call the work, ask, your either going to get a paulina, or a paul, whichever you get, you talk to them.  ask how they know your gf, ask why they have been texting her so much, then tell them to stop.  then report back here with updates about how you were wrong and we were right


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: makaveli8x8] * 1
    #22116919 - 08/20/15 02:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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makaveli8x8 said:
call her work, and ask, till then, don't talk to us anymore because you have lost your entertainment value until you can provide us with more material.

call the work, ask, your either going to get a paulina, or a paul, whichever you get, you talk to them.  ask how they know your gf, ask why they have been texting her so much, then tell them to stop.  then report back here with updates about how you were wrong and we were right



It is not the dudes fault for hitting on her.  It is the girls fault she is the one in the relationship.


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