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MagicalOrangutan
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: shLong]
#22143166 - 08/25/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I can't believe the shroomery is turning into Jerry Springer
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: TheStormsEye]
#22143284 - 08/25/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Oof. Reading this is like a flashback. Definitely cheating. I went through the same shit with a girl I was dating for over five years. I had suspicions but always tucked them away after her shitty explanations.
Lesson learned. That was about six months ago, still not over it. Fucking sucks getting betrayed like that. Don't ride it out like I did, though. Fucking axe that bitch out of your life before the head games really fuck you up.
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: TheStormsEye] 1
#22143310 - 08/25/15 09:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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no girl is named paulina for gods sake. you need a new girfriend, not because she cheats. because she is stupid.
PAULINA, LOL!
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: sprinkles] 1
#22143378 - 08/25/15 09:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: pfxtc]
#22143635 - 08/25/15 10:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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remember it was just the name on text message, it could be short for "Paul in Ass"
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22143669 - 08/25/15 10:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Or "Pollinator"
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: empty space]
#22143715 - 08/25/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
empty space said: Or "Pollinator"
that was fucking gold man haha
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: TheStormsEye]
#22143766 - 08/25/15 11:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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TheStormsEye said: ... I read texts from a "girl named paulina" this "girl" has been texting my girl from the moment that they get up til they say goodnight. Also read things like this "girl" saying things like "ill make you moan .." then my girl saying "oh yeah??"
im I just trippin or do I have reason to be suspicious??
anyways, thanks for reading
I wonder if it actually had the name saved as literally "girl named paulina" that would be kinda
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: moonrockmushy]
#22143826 - 08/25/15 11:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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No doubt that person is 100% male. she.is.cheating. PAULINA? seriously??
Jesus Christ what an idiot. Pick a believable name for gods sake. LOL what a dumb fuck.
dump that bitch and pick someone with half a brain next time.
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: sprinkles]
#22143858 - 08/25/15 11:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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A smarter girl will just #getawaywithcheating...instead of not erasing her texts like a dumbass
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22143915 - 08/25/15 11:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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This scenario sounds pretty familiar. Hate to say it, OP (wherever you are), but trust your gut and the crude-but-insightful input on this thread.
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: The5thBeatle]
#22143954 - 08/25/15 11:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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whatchu talking bout willis? Are you talking to me? I SAID are U talking to ME?
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: sprinkles]
#22144096 - 08/26/15 12:34 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Paulina isnt that unrealistic of a name. I know a girl named Paulina and she gives amazing head.
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: empty space]
#22144105 - 08/26/15 12:38 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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but did you have to give her a cracker first?
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22144116 - 08/26/15 12:43 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Paula would have been more believable.
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: Acaterpillar]
#22144124 - 08/26/15 12:48 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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i feel like most women want to be caught cheating tho, they like the drama, makes them feel important
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22144320 - 08/26/15 02:08 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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No..I feel that they don't want caught because their purpose is to satisfy their sexual desires with someone they find attractive as opposed to their boyfriend who they are just using for money or companionship or whatever else
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22144328 - 08/26/15 02:15 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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their kids, its a game, they want to be caught, its like hide and seek to them. yes they are using you, yes it sucks to get caught, but theres no fun if theres no risk, and if they get caught they just move in with 1 of the hundreds of other guys they've been fucking. and by hundreds i mean hundreds of thousands
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: MagicalOrangutan] 1
#22144332 - 08/26/15 02:17 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: Shroomslip]
#22144550 - 08/26/15 05:28 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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OP is probably losing his mind, especially because of all of you guys putting crazy ideas in his head. Like the one saying she doesn't shave so she can cover the gaping black hole hahaha img he's probably going psycho
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