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CookieCrumbs
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#22124396 - 08/21/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yall are all super paranoid. It's kinda sad.
>knows nothing about OP
>knows nothing about OP's gf
>>Can tell OP's gf is cheating on him from 3 sentences
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luvdemboomers
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: CookieCrumbs] 1
#22124449 - 08/21/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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CookieCrumbs said: Yall are all super paranoid. It's kinda sad.
>knows nothing about OP
>knows nothing about OP's gf
>>Can tell OP's gf is cheating on him from 3 sentences
uhh it's called putting two and two together... It's not like the conclusion she's cheating is a stretch, it's completely obvious from the info op has given us.
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: luvdemboomers]
#22124913 - 08/21/15 10:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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so how long does it usually take to get out of jail on bail for assault?
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22125156 - 08/22/15 12:03 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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depends on if he's got someone to post bail for him. you know his gf isn't gonna do it. she's probably cleaning out his apt right now.
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: ballsalsa]
#22125275 - 08/22/15 12:55 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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What if the OP never returns to this thread....
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#22125282 - 08/22/15 12:56 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I really don't feel like going through 10 pages. Is there some reason everyone is speculating he's in jail? Did he say something that would lead you to believe it could be a possibility?
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: Shroomslip] 4
#22125491 - 08/22/15 03:28 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Nah, just musing about OP having confronted 'Pauline' and having cut him/her into pieces with a chainsaw and then performing depraved sexual acts on the body parts to bring the message home. But odds are OP is just going through a difficult phase involving a lot of drama with his soon to be ex gf right now. Which is a sad thing really. But, you know, Shroomery shenanigans.
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: koraks] 7
#22125571 - 08/22/15 05:19 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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OP is probably going thru a lot of really shitty times right now. Maybe the Internet is the last thing on his mind.
I've lost a partner to unfaithfulness and hurt and betrayal like that makes one not themselves for quite awhile. We should be supportive of OP if he comes back with rough news.. I know he'll need it.
I know alot here is all lols and fun n games, but he may be coming up on what could be the most difficult problem of his life to date and if so, I hope we can all be there for him.. Because let's face it.. It's not looking good at this point .
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: sun_spots]
#22125908 - 08/22/15 08:16 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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sun_spots said:
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RanOutOfWeed said: Sounds like you need to have a 3 way
Yeah, because if she's turning to someone else it's definitely a sign that she still wants him. 
Those are by far the worst responses.
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: shLong] 2
#22126304 - 08/22/15 10:35 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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SHlong is absolutely right.
OP is likely distraught and depressed and just not wanting to go on the Net or the Shroomery.
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psychodelia
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: TheStormsEye] 1
#22126665 - 08/22/15 12:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Your girl is horny. She wants to fuck someone that will satisfy her, even if it means another female. How does it feel to know you're so inadequate that you turned a person gay?
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Acaterpillar
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: psychodelia]
#22126682 - 08/22/15 12:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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psychodelia said: How does it feel to know you're so inadequate that you turned a person gay?
You're a little late to the party.
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: psychodelia]
#22126706 - 08/22/15 12:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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psychodelia said: Your girl is horny. She wants to fuck someone that will satisfy her, even if it means another female. How does it feel to know you're so inadequate that you turned a person gay?
Generally speaking if someone's gonna go gay it's because of a lot of reasons. Whatever you describe would reflect on the generalized male population. So, how does it feel that you're so inadequate that it makes other people's partners go gay? You must be a pretty shitty person.
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psychodelia
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: larry.fisherman]
#22126722 - 08/22/15 12:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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It feels good to have the power to make other peoples partners turn gay to be honest. I just wish I could control my powers and had the choice of who to use them on.
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: psychodelia] 1
#22126730 - 08/22/15 12:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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It worked wonders on yourself. Maybe if you swallow more cock you'll learn some synonyms for your gayness.
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Acaterpillar
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: psychodelia]
#22126733 - 08/22/15 12:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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"Have the power"?
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: Acaterpillar] 1
#22126772 - 08/22/15 12:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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i feel like this thread turned gay pretty quick
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psychodelia
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: larry.fisherman]
#22126784 - 08/22/15 01:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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You know you might be right. I've been meaning to swallow more cock anyway. It already has enough benefits, so one more can't hurt!
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: psychodelia]
#22126796 - 08/22/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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i heard swallowing can actually be damaging as the sperm try to penetrate into your skin it can cause dermatitis which can lead to lesions/boils ect in your mouth/throat and stomach. which can then burst leading to stomach ulcers causing bleeding which can then lead to man periods and death
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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22126802 - 08/22/15 01:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Man periods dont bother me and death is like an evolution brah
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