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OfflineTheStormsEye
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Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me..
    #22116463 - 08/20/15 12:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Just here to vent mainly,
So ive had this suspicion that my girl has been foolin around on me
but not 100% sure.

Been weird with her phone last couple weeks and acting strange,
like pist off all the time for nothing.
I noticed she hides when she is texting and makes sure I never see when she gets a text.
said shes talking to a coworker.

I finally couldn't take it so I gave in and went thru her phone this morning while
I had a very brief moment to do so.
I read texts from a "girl named paulina"
this "girl" has been texting my girl from the moment that they get up til they say goodnight.
Also read things like this "girl" saying things like
"ill make you moan :wink:.." then my girl saying "oh yeah??"

im I just trippin or do I have reason to be suspicious??

anyways, thanks for reading


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: TheStormsEye] * 3
    #22116477 - 08/20/15 12:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Obviously something is going on if the text reads "i will make you moan"..

Get a new girl cause that one isn't yours


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: MommaSmurf]
    #22116487 - 08/20/15 12:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

she played it off as she flirts all the time with her girlfriends,

could be true, but the goodmorning thing was weird to me


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: TheStormsEye] * 8
    #22116488 - 08/20/15 12:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

wow, yeah, wtf, you really gotta ask the internet for a 2nd opinion?
yer girl is trash


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: TheStormsEye] * 1
    #22116489 - 08/20/15 12:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

No, this is you're chance to open things up, get a thresome out of it, THEN let it die...


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #22116496 - 08/20/15 12:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

so im right to be trippin,?

I don't have anyone really to talk about these things right now


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: MommaSmurf]
    #22116498 - 08/20/15 12:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

yeah dude. you were suspicious for a reason.  let me ask you this: did you and your lady have sexual relations on a regular basis?  has that regularity been disrupted?  maybe a couple weeks or more?  you mentioned that she seems mad for no reason now, is it mostly around bedtime?


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: TheStormsEye] * 4
    #22116502 - 08/20/15 12:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

She obviously put her side dudes name in her phone as paulina. Cmon man use your fuckin head


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #22116505 - 08/20/15 12:26 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'll quote Bill Burr on this

There are only 2 reasons why someone would text your girl late at night. Either because he/she ran out of gas or if he/she wants to fuck


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: Giftofdeprivation] * 2
    #22116510 - 08/20/15 12:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Don't be naive
The girl she is texting is likely a guy.


"I flirt with my female friends all the time"... Come the fuck on dude.


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: Bosephus_jonez]
    #22116514 - 08/20/15 12:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Bosephus_jonez said:
She obviously put her side dudes name in her phone as paulina. Cmon man use your fuckin head





yea moaning is not flirting, that implies getting down to get off, not hey your hair looked really hot today doll!


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: Patlal]
    #22116522 - 08/20/15 12:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

ballsalsa said:
yeah dude. you were suspicious for a reason.  let me ask you this: did you and your lady have sexual relations on a regular basis?  has that regularity been disrupted?  maybe a couple weeks or more?  you mentioned that she seems mad for no reason now, is it mostly around bedtime?




We fucked all the time almost daily, now the last time we fucked she
said "there I let u touch me, so now u can leave me alone"
and yes always so tired after work even though she spends
hours doing nothing at work.

Quote:

Patlal said:
I'll quote Bill Burr on this

There are only 2 reasons why someone would text your girl late at night. Either because he/she ran out of gas or if he/she wants to fuck




I agree, that's what threw another big red flag up for me


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: TheStormsEye] * 3
    #22116528 - 08/20/15 12:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

We fucked all the time almost daily, now the last time we fucked she
said "there I let u touch me, so now u can leave me alone"
and yes always so tired after work even though she spends
hours doing nothing at work.






LOL its over bro just accept it. Try to find a chick that isn't a complete whore next time


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: TheStormsEye]
    #22116543 - 08/20/15 12:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Something is definitely up man, sorry.  Your gut feeling plus the texts... You KNOW.  Time to move on.


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: Bosephus_jonez]
    #22116544 - 08/20/15 12:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

and if you live together give that bitch the boot and tell her to move in with paulina


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: Bosephus_jonez] * 2
    #22116552 - 08/20/15 12:36 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Tonight when she gets home take her phone and call "paulina" then post results

But you got your answer

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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22116562 - 08/20/15 12:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Definitely sounds very fishy. If it were just a girlfriend joking around, why is she acting sketchy about it. "I'll make you moan"? C'mon now. That's not really how girls typically joke around with each other.

How long have you been dating this chick? Is she known for being promiscuous?

You could just be paranoid, but there's a lot of red flags going up.


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: MommaSmurf] * 1
    #22116567 - 08/20/15 12:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe he's super shitty in bed. OP, do you have micropenis syndrome by any chance?


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: Bosephus_jonez]
    #22116583 - 08/20/15 12:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Man im surprised you cant tell what a whore looks like or how they talk.

go find a good girl be cool an have a nice time sex isn't always on the first date if shes not a whore.

1 day you will find that special somebody but don't dedicate your life to just be with a girl whats life if you cant live it happy.


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Re: Fuck, i feel like my girl is cheating on me.. [Re: toader123] * 2
    #22116585 - 08/20/15 12:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

"it's 5am and my girl still isn't home"


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