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Shroomopotamus
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What up hotdogs? I took a nap yesterday around one er two in the pm Just woke up from said nap. Top of the mornin to ye! Raise yer hands if you gotta boner!
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Shroomopotamus
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From this point on, nobody else is allowed in this thread without a ticket.
Anyone without a ticket will be sent away. kicked in their testicles.
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If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
Edited by Shroomopotamus (08/20/15 07:18 AM)
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I hate these threads. They always serve to remind me I should be asleep already. 
No rain so far, so I get to spend all day working on the car today. Still sore as hell from the first two days of doing it. I don't have the conveniences of most mechanics, so doing it basically requires using every muscle group. Yesterday I felt like I spent about 6 hours at the gym. Today that soreness has only slightly subsided. Days when you spend hours under a car struggling with everything, really make you miss the ones where hours spent working on it only meant a sore back and scraped knuckles.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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-------------------- * Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
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Are you hitting on me? I'm not into nut torture.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Yes. Consider that your ticket into this thread. Who else wants some?
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Chicks love to talk about how much childbirth hurts and how men would never understand. It goes both ways . Women will never understand how bad it hurts to get kicked in the nuts. Just a flick is cringe worthy pain. Full on square kick like that is Earth shattering.
And if there is a God, FUCK HIM for his design on testicles. He's just a sadist. That design is total bullshit. "Let's make the one thing capable of inflicting the absolute most pain dangle and fully accessible to assault."
Edited by Shroomslip (08/20/15 04:31 AM)
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Good morning peoples.
Im not so happy to be up and at work at 630.
But time to get it over with, one more day to friday.
Im out o kratom so imma be zombie today at work. Dragging ass kinda day...
Anyways goodluck with the car shroomslip! What did you come to find out was wrong?
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-------------------- * Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
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Quote:
Mental Taco said: Good morning peoples.
Im not so happy to be up and at work at 630.
But time to get it over with, one more day to friday.
Im out o kratom so imma be zombie today at work. Dragging ass kinda day...
Anyways goodluck with the car shroomslip! What did you come to find out was wrong?
You mean why it wouldn't start? A fuse. I was avoiding getting in there like it was the plague because the heat index has been well over 100 (highest it was when I checked so far was 120) and there is just no way I'm sitting in a sun baked car in those temps to pull fuses. Was checking the easier things first, the things that didn't require an IV after 5 minutes to combat severe dehydration.
The original problems that I'm now addressing, I haven't figured it out yet. Pulled the catalytic converter (why I spent forever underneath it, exhaust hardware is fucking ridiculous to remove) and it looks fine. So putting it back on, replacing the o2 sensors, and the ignition system and am going to see if the code comes back, and go from there.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Hungry..hella feeling like a live wire today..
@ the dude who got his ass kicked by a car. Ive been going a bit overboard in the work thing and yesterday I squatted down and damn near got stuck because my knees wouldnt have it standing up again..
"They tried to make me go and stand up, my knees said..nooo.noo.no"
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Yeah some of my body parts aren't wanting to work either Constantly having to crawl out and sit up and go back under over and over again, I'm having a little problem sitting up from a laying position at this point.
and it's all because of one damn nearly fused nut. Kept throwing more and more aggressive tools at it, struggling with each for a half hour or so, and only making the problem worse. Wouldn't of really been much of a problem, but the access was very limited. It's days like that I wish I just had a lift. A better socket and a breaker bar, probably would've meant no problem. But there was no way to use it given the clearances.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Yeah, the right tools make or break it.. aside from oil changes or air filter type shit, it's going on a lift..
Ive thrown sockets and shit at trees before because I was so pissed. Knowing if I was in a bay with a right tool it would be a 5 minute fix.
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What eventually worked was the irwin bolt extractor. Those damn things are miracle workers. In the future I'm not even going to bother, if a nut or bolt doesn't wanna come out, I'm just gonna use that and save myself the aggravation.
At some point I considered just taking it to a mechanic and having them remove it for me. Decided against it for "manly" reasons. I picked up the set while buying a hacksaw and titanium drill bits. I gave them a shot first, and if they didn't work I was just gonna hack off the bolt flush with the nut and drill the damn bolt out until the wall was thing enough I could hammer the nut off. The damn miracle tool actually worked though, and practically effortlessly.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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PB spray can save you a knuckle from time to time to.. old exhaust shit melts together and there's been a time or two where a "just cut it off" situation became no problem after a few shots of PB and letting it soak in. It's like the duct tape of sprays for getting stuff to loosen up.
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-------------------- * Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
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I let a girl kick me in the nuts for a cigarette once when I was 15
She was on the soccer team.. so it really fucking hurt
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Did she flip around like a ninja when she did it? & did you cum?
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Good morning. Just getting up and about. About to have some breakfast and coffee and get ready for a fun day. Getting a hotel at the beach and gonna take a good dose of LSD with a good friend of mine. Sounds like there may be a lady joining us too, so that could be cool.
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-------------------- * Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
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Where did you find that video of my Aikido class?
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-------------------- * Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
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its gonna thunderstorm in watkins glen all day today, but the rest od the weekend is sunny nd is when the shows are anyway. i was gonna go there a day early but think tmrw morning is a better bet cuz of the weather. my friends still wanna go there today and just chill in the lightning i guess, but say its ultimately up to me cuz im the ride. think i may wait till tmrw instead tho
either way excited as FUCK. gonna be a great weekend
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Re: E MORNING C [Re: Sheekle]
#22115733 - 08/20/15 08:23 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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You are going to have an awesome time! I love a good thunderstorm, but not if I'm stuck out in it.
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Re: E MORNING C [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said: its gonna thunderstorm in watkins glen all day today, but the rest od the weekend is sunny nd is when the shows are anyway.
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Re: E MORNING C [Re: koods]
#22115911 - 08/20/15 09:30 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Bout to head to work. Couldn't get a wink of sleep last night, but it's a short day so here we go!
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Hi TheGreenArrow. I hope you aren't too tired today.
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At work since 5am(3.5 hours in on a 12 hour shift) On my fifth coffee and 3rd chess game
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I'll be cool.
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Re: E MORNING C [Re: Masked]
#22115923 - 08/20/15 09:32 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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That's a long shift. I think I would need marijuanas if I worked a 12 hour shift.
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Yeah 5 to 5. And I switch from days to nights frequently. All 5 to 5
I came off three night shifts on the weekend, got off work Monday morning at 5am. Took an overtime day shift for Tuesday and now working my regular Wednesday thursday dayshift. Back to work Monday Tuesday next week for nights
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Re: E MORNING C [Re: Masked]
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12 hours of work sucks. I love my 5 eights after working a month of 12 hour days 7 days a week back when we had overflow i loved the money but had NO time to spend it felt like poop.
Kratom and marijuanas are required for intense work.
Edit: oh ya and coffee
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Edited by Mental Taco (08/20/15 10:01 AM)
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the other day i told my dad im not gonna be working here at the factory much longer, this place is so degenerative to my mental health. i literally spend all day thinking about things i hate for some reason sometimes.
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Re: E MORNING C [Re: Sheekle]
#22116038 - 08/20/15 10:07 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Where's he gonna find another powderpuff girl?
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Re: E MORNING C [Re: vinsue]
#22116060 - 08/20/15 10:14 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shroomopotamus said:

Not cool bro, a good way to break your foot..
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vinsue said:
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/inkfish/2013/12/23/why-its-nearly-impossible-to-castrate-a-hippo/

. . . 
First appearances, why does the link say hippo, and the graem is king hippo, but the pic is a rhinoceros?
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All Pachyderms look alike to vinsue. Racist.
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Re: E MORNING C [Re: koods]
#22116429 - 08/20/15 12:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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he has sexy lips
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