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how to eat pussy right?
    #22115103 - 08/20/15 01:25 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

While I have eaten some the way "I normally/naturally would", without the "technical" knowledge of what to do exactly, so I'm wondering how it's actually done "right"? I'd prefer to be consistent, you know? I notice that some girls know how to suck me off better than others so there had to be a "trick" that works best then at all times? I had been sucked off recently and was nothing more than a regular BJ (i.e. just friction, nothing special, I still got off since it was a BJ, but it wasn't crazy).

When a girl sucks on my piss hole, I like it. It "hits you". I guess when one goes down on you without "hesitation" and just get to it, it's just better. I tried licking a girl's piss hole (by accident) and she liked it. I had no idea it was her piss hole, until I tasted piss. Since so much is going on down there, how do I find this "piss hole" again? Does anyone have a chart of the "pussy" so I know what to look for?


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: CLIT] * 2
    #22115110 - 08/20/15 01:29 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

omg this made me laugh.  especially because of your user name.


dont lick her urethra.  it doesnt feel good.  Im a lady and wont go into details on how to please a woman on here, just ask her what you should do.  Im sure we're all different anyway.  but no one wants their pee'r messed with.  besides, bacteria from your mouth will get up there and cause infection.  you and her should always wash up and pee afterwards.  Helpful information right there.  that will save you many problems down the road.


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: sprinkles]
    #22115117 - 08/20/15 01:33 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I thought she liked it when I licked her piss hole. She had a different reaction than normally would. So I guess everyone is different. I liked my "urethra" licked and sucked on.


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: CLIT]
    #22115166 - 08/20/15 02:13 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Holy fuck is this thread for real. Yeah dude lick it but don't think this is the fucking secret to pussy eating


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: sprinkles]
    #22115172 - 08/20/15 02:19 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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sprinkles said:
Im sure we're all different anyway.  but no one wants their pee'r messed with. 



I can attest that you all are indeed different and some actually do like being played with in that particular spot! The trick is to gently try different things and watch for her response; if she likes something, pursue that avenue.

Although I'm certainly no expert on the matter (obviously I've done a fair share of pussy licking over the past 16 years or so), I once learned one 'trick' that's pretty valuable in the toolbox: try writing your name with your tongue (or a book if you're ambitious and patient) on her pussy, giving attention to the labia and what lies between them, so involve the entire vulva. And keep in mind that some like a fast-paced scribble, while others like elaborate and slow calligraphy. Obviously alternating between them is golden, so consider elaborate chapter headings and write the chapters fast enough to keep a good flow. I guarantee you that this will work well with most women.


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: koraks]
    #22115220 - 08/20/15 03:14 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Make love to it bro. Hesitation will destroy the experience.

Some girls like different things to others. Some times you have to ask how they like it man, while your doing it. Just DO IT!


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: koraks] * 1
    #22115223 - 08/20/15 03:16 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:thumbup: was going to say that spelling the alphabet on her libia works wonders, add a little strong kissing then a finger or two in below for the full monty.


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: sudly]
    #22115228 - 08/20/15 03:21 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:asianofapproval:

Aldo good remark on making love to the pussy mabove. Absolutely true! Show that vulva some appreciation!


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: CLIT]
    #22115231 - 08/20/15 03:24 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Ever watched them do it in porn? Don't do that, that's for the cameras. Don't forget to foreplay that thing. Lightly kiss a trail down to the vulva. Kiss around her lips. Make her wonder when you're going to actually put your tongue in there. The anticipation is just as important. Place your lips around her vaginal hood and french kiss it like you're kissing a bad kisser. Get the feel of it all and you'll work out the rest.


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: sudly]
    #22115303 - 08/20/15 04:15 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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:thumbup: was going to say that spelling the alphabet on her libia works wonders, add a little strong kissing then a finger or two in below for the full monty.



That's hella a Sam Kinneson line..

You got find the clitteriss and work on your 'come hither' and combine those with the tease factor and if your woman is gangsta let your five o'clock shadow grow out just a little..  pro tip, use your ears, they'll let you know.

Any of you kids remember pay phones?  You ever get your quarter out of the return slot?  Well, turn that frown upside down..


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: sprinkles]
    #22115306 - 08/20/15 04:18 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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sprinkles said:just ask her what you should do



Pretty much..


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: Amanita86] * 2
    #22115312 - 08/20/15 04:24 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Stick your whole face in it and blow. It makes your face like a vibrator. Put a bunch of pop rocks on your tounge  and suck her clit you're a Hoover vacuum.


Edited by BoomBoom (08/20/15 04:24 AM)


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: BoomBoom]
    #22115366 - 08/20/15 05:03 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah I dont know about the pop rocks, that sounds like a trip to the doctor, but ice is nice..


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: Amanita86]
    #22115476 - 08/20/15 06:06 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Amanita86 said:

Any of you kids remember pay phones?  You ever get your quarter out of the return slot?  Well, turn that frown upside down..



probably the most amusing thing i've seen in a minute


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: memes]
    #22115644 - 08/20/15 07:35 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The way I explained it when my partner first asked was like "Make out with my vulva like you're making out with my mouth" and "use your fingers too"


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: CLIT]
    #22115722 - 08/20/15 08:17 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

All women are different.  They will tell what they like if you just know how to listen.  And it aint that difficult.


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: CLIT]
    #22115812 - 08/20/15 09:00 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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CLIT said:
I guess when one goes down on you without "hesitation" and just get to it, it's just better.




Hey OP,

Im no expert, but I dont think most women prefer "just getting into it". My advice would be to do the opposite. Gradual progression and teasing, like gently caressing the inside of her thigh getting closer and closer with the occasinal graze of the vagina. Then slowly working your way up from super soft touch to eventually swift vigorous actions. But always watch closely because some girls are easy to read but some are subtle, and it can be difficult to tell the difference between feeling amazing for her, or feeling awkward.


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #22116305 - 08/20/15 11:31 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Professor Pussy is n the house. lol

Its easy.

Lips shped like an O. Put a little succion to pull the clit in your mouth, than move your tongue around and see her reaction. Mix it up occcasionally. It's very easy


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: Patlal]
    #22116836 - 08/20/15 01:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i can make my tounge/lips vibrate! no joke,  wonder if that would help at all


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: chameleon303]
    #22116951 - 08/20/15 02:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Do you play the trumpet?  I play the strumpet, myself.


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22117283 - 08/20/15 03:36 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

lol!


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22118337 - 08/20/15 08:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I've always done this as if it was "instinctual" so I guess that works, I was just curious if there's more I should know about.

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Anonymous said:
The way I explained it when my partner first asked was like "Make out with my vulva like you're making out with my mouth" and "use your fingers too"




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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: CLIT]
    #22118903 - 08/20/15 09:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Every woman is different. Some women like you to pull back the clitoral hood and directly lick it.

Others such as myself, my clit is WAY too sensitive for direct clitoral stimulation. You can't even directly touch it, you have to touch AROUND it. I don't even like tongue, I prefer the whole mouth. But no hard sucking, that also hurts. Everything has to be really really soft and gentle cause I'm overly stimulated down there.


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: CLIT]
    #22119051 - 08/20/15 09:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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CLIT said:
While I have eaten some the way "I normally/naturally would", without the "technical" knowledge of what to do exactly, so I'm wondering how it's actually done "right"? I'd prefer to be consistent, you know? I notice that some girls know how to suck me off better than others so there had to be a "trick" that works best then at all times? I had been sucked off recently and was nothing more than a regular BJ (i.e. just friction, nothing special, I still got off since it was a BJ, but it wasn't crazy).

When a girl sucks on my piss hole, I like it. It "hits you". I guess when one goes down on you without "hesitation" and just get to it, it's just better. I tried licking a girl's piss hole (by accident) and she liked it. I had no idea it was her piss hole, until I tasted piss. Since so much is going on down there, how do I find this "piss hole" again? Does anyone have a chart of the "pussy" so I know what to look for?





You officially have to change your SN now.


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: Crystal G]
    #22119238 - 08/20/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

what's under the hood exactly? I'm not sure I've tried what you described. I would think the whole mouth would still involve a tongue? I tried the hard licking but some women do not like that hard stuff (I had no idea my tongue would even feel "hard" but I guess it is the strongest muscle?). I guess soft and gentle is key?

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Every woman is different. Some women like you to pull back the clitoral hood and directly lick it.

Others such as myself, my clit is WAY too sensitive for direct clitoral stimulation. You can't even directly touch it, you have to touch AROUND it. I don't even like tongue, I prefer the whole mouth. But no hard sucking, that also hurts. Everything has to be really really soft and gentle cause I'm overly stimulated down there.




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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: CLIT]
    #22119859 - 08/21/15 01:34 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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what's under the hood exactly? I'm not sure I've tried what you described. I would think the whole mouth would still involve a tongue? I tried the hard licking but some women do not like that hard stuff (I had no idea my tongue would even feel "hard" but I guess it is the strongest muscle?). I guess soft and gentle is key?

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Crystal G said:
Every woman is different. Some women like you to pull back the clitoral hood and directly lick it.

Others such as myself, my clit is WAY too sensitive for direct clitoral stimulation. You can't even directly touch it, you have to touch AROUND it. I don't even like tongue, I prefer the whole mouth. But no hard sucking, that also hurts. Everything has to be really really soft and gentle cause I'm overly stimulated down there.







The clitoral hood is the part of skin that flaps over the clitoris. If you pull the skin back you will expose and be able to see the actual clitoris. It's kind of similar or the equivalent of the foreskin of a penis. Here is an example of a clitoral hood piercing: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/20/78/65/207865906d318f72d66ef68aa0aac2b4.jpg

And no, for me the whole mouth does not involve any tongue at all. I guess I shouldn't say the whole mouth, it's more like just the lips. I prefer slobbery kisses all over the entire AROUND the clitoris, but not on the actual clitoris. Do that, and I will often cum enough if you do it right.

The way women like oral is very similar to the way men like oral. Lots of saliva feels better than a dry mouth. Starting slow and then going faster and faster is the way to make a woman cum that way. It's just that the actual motion and technique varies greatly between woman to woman.

And I agree with poster above, you really need to change your username now. :lol:


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #22120572 - 08/21/15 02:42 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'd change my username to Cletus Maximus, if possible. :tongue:


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: CLIT]
    #22120589 - 08/21/15 02:55 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Okay first, fuck everything everyone else said in this thread, because this is where I shine.

Every woman is different - some like firm direct clitoral stimulation, others can't take it. Still others only like it after they're really into it. You'll figure out, from her trying to tear your ears off,  what she likes best.

Start out kissing her thighs and nibbling at them. This gives you a chance to sniff the goods and prepare yourself if it's a little off. There's nothing wrong with a little musky scent, and in fact I like it when my hair smells like her snatch in the morning because she's been pouring all over your face.

Move to sucking her lips into your mouth and flicking them with your tongue, then pull your head back while you suck and let her lips slip out of yours. Then go right back in and do it again.

Suck on her clit - HARD - to get more blood to flow into it and increase its sensitivity. Hold it between your lips and roll your tongue over it slowly. Use the different textures of the top and bottom of your tongue to change the sensation for her. Also do the "let slip from the lip" trick on her clit.

Use your hands. Scratch her thighs gently with your nails, wrap your arms around her legs and pull her into your face, or reach up and grab her tits and tweak her nipples. Press your fingers down on either side of her clit to force it up and keep it from getting away while you flick, lick and suck her.

Stick your tongue deep inside her and use your nose to move her clit against her pubic bone. Use your jaw to force your lower lip against her clit and move your jaw like you're chewing, grinding your lower lip against her clit.

Have her get in the doggy style position and eat her from underneath while your fingers explore her pussy and possibly her ass, if she's into that... or if she might be. Then get behind her and stick your tongue deep inside her and use your hands to play with her clit, and don't shy away from letting your nose tickle her ass Humpty Dance style.

Above all, remember that when she's almost ready to cum, don't change up at all. Whatever you're doing, do it just like that until she cums. Same pressure, speed, everything.

When she cums and tries to pull away, don't let her. Gently hold her clit in your mouth and let the bottom of your tongue move across it ever so slightly and just refuse to let her get away until she cums again.

If she hasn't cum twice, you have no business even having your dick out yet.

that's my advice :thumbup:


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: Srirachi] * 1
    #22120611 - 08/21/15 03:07 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

ok people, field trip to sprinkles house.  Hop on the short bus and shuttle yourselves to the airport and take the next flight to sea-tac. I can only fit two in my schedule a day


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: sprinkles] * 1
    #22120614 - 08/21/15 03:10 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:sigh: Yeah but then you'll be calling me all the time.


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: Srirachi] * 1
    #22122264 - 08/21/15 12:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You got a pretty good TEK Sriracha. The only thing I disagree with is the hard sucking on the clit. I hate having that done to me, it hurts really bad. Like I said I'm super sensitive tho, and that does vary from woman to woman, as it does man to man.

What you said about what to do right before orgasm is spot on tho.


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: Crystal G]
    #22122685 - 08/21/15 02:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Has anyone heard of a book called "she comes first: The thinking mans guide to pleasuring a women"? That book is legit, definitely worth buying. The first half of the book is about the philosophy behind cunnilingus as well as the anatomy of the clitoral network. The second half is more instructional and takes the knowledge from the first half and applies it. Men and women can gain from reading this book and it's pretty short. The book can also act as a reference that you go back to from time to time.


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #22123021 - 08/21/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

My frenulum hurts just thinking about it :lol:


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: Srirachi] * 1
    #22123409 - 08/21/15 04:45 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

He he he.  You're doing it right.


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22124379 - 08/21/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

how would you know?  you got a gyna or somethin?


and no.. he isnt.  crystal is right.


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: sprinkles]
    #22124409 - 08/21/15 08:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Some of you do and some of you don't.  I bet I've eaten more pussy than you have.


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22124807 - 08/21/15 10:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Some of you do and some of you don't.  I bet I've eaten more pussy than you have.



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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #22124978 - 08/21/15 11:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I eat more chicken any man ever seen


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: sprinkles]
    #22125452 - 08/22/15 02:59 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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and no.. he isnt.  crystal is right.



they both are. Shrirachi's tips are very useful, but it's also good to constantly watch her reactions as you progress.


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: koraks]
    #22125494 - 08/22/15 03:31 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I like to throw in a little smack out of nowhere, just to make sure she's awake and knows who she's dealing with..


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: Amanita86]
    #22125504 - 08/22/15 03:42 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I like to throw in a little smack out of nowhere, just to make sure she's awake and knows who she's dealing with..




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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: The Doobie Dude] * 1
    #22125696 - 08/22/15 06:52 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
Some of you do and some of you don't.  I bet I've eaten more pussy than you have.



Wanna bet daddy O'?



That was to sprinkles but yeah I suspect a 58 year old man has eaten more pussy than a 16 year old virgin.


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22125789 - 08/22/15 07:31 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Lick a wet coin, it's a close general taste to pussy. Except that coin is squishy, wet and warm.


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: sudly]
    #22125874 - 08/22/15 08:04 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I like to pretend that I'm a lifeguard on a beach and I'm giving mouth to mouth resuscitation and when she squirts out Da water it's actually just me doing my job and saving the day. When I stick my fingers in I pretend she's a choking victim and I'm trying to dislodge food from her windpipe once again saving the day. But never pretend to be a plumber. NEVER.


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: BoomBoom]
    #22126370 - 08/22/15 10:58 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That doesn't make much contextual sense and I hope you are joking.


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: sudly]
    #22126832 - 08/22/15 01:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I dunno every girl i eat out now tells me "holy shit ive never had a guy do that before" but the first time i ate pussy when i was still in high school with my first gf i ate her out non stop for like 6 hours. She'd bust a nut pause alright lets do that again.

I just love eating pussy. Those pheromones are addicting as fuck i love that shit.


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22127498 - 08/22/15 03:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
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The Doobie Dude said:
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zappaisgod said:
Some of you do and some of you don't.  I bet I've eaten more pussy than you have.



Wanna bet daddy O'?



That was to sprinkles but yeah I suspect a 58 year old man has eaten more pussy than a 16 year old virgin.



Good one.  You should pass the torch off to the younger more youthful crowd they got this thing called spunk.


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #22127925 - 08/22/15 05:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The torch is now yours.  Get to work.  It is an awesomne responsibility


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22128170 - 08/22/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Enjoywho said:
I dunno every girl i eat out now tells me "holy shit ive never had a guy do that before" but the first time i ate pussy when i was still in high school with my first gf i ate her out non stop for like 6 hours. She'd bust a nut pause alright lets do that again.

I just love eating pussy. Those pheromones are addicting as fuck i love that shit.




I want to fuck youuuuuuuuu :lolsy:


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: Crystal G]
    #22136715 - 08/24/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)





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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: CrimsonSpectre]
    #22137705 - 08/24/15 09:26 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: Crystal G]
    #22137857 - 08/24/15 10:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
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Enjoywho said:
I dunno every girl i eat out now tells me "holy shit ive never had a guy do that before" but the first time i ate pussy when i was still in high school with my first gf i ate her out non stop for like 6 hours. She'd bust a nut pause alright lets do that again.

I just love eating pussy. Those pheromones are addicting as fuck i love that shit.




I want to fuck youuuuuuuuu :lolsy:





Is it weird that your earlier post about every girl being different gave me a half chub.

:lol:

And you know where I'm at come visit me. :lol:


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: CLIT]
    #22516385 - 11/12/15 11:56 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Do girls like getting their assholes licked? I just wonder. I've only done it to 1 steady girl before. She was shocked at first, I guess I surprised her. I was horny. She had gotten it several times after that first one.


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: CLIT]
    #22516405 - 11/13/15 12:03 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yes. All girls are exactly the same, and every last one of them likes having her asshole tongue fucked.


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