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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: Amanita86]
    #22125504 - 08/22/15 03:42 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Amanita86 said:
I like to throw in a little smack out of nowhere, just to make sure she's awake and knows who she's dealing with..




  :ilold:


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: The Doobie Dude] * 1
    #22125696 - 08/22/15 06:52 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
Some of you do and some of you don't.  I bet I've eaten more pussy than you have.



Wanna bet daddy O'?



That was to sprinkles but yeah I suspect a 58 year old man has eaten more pussy than a 16 year old virgin.


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Invisiblesudly
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22125789 - 08/22/15 07:31 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Lick a wet coin, it's a close general taste to pussy. Except that coin is squishy, wet and warm.


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: sudly]
    #22125874 - 08/22/15 08:04 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I like to pretend that I'm a lifeguard on a beach and I'm giving mouth to mouth resuscitation and when she squirts out Da water it's actually just me doing my job and saving the day. When I stick my fingers in I pretend she's a choking victim and I'm trying to dislodge food from her windpipe once again saving the day. But never pretend to be a plumber. NEVER.


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: BoomBoom]
    #22126370 - 08/22/15 10:58 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That doesn't make much contextual sense and I hope you are joking.


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: sudly]
    #22126832 - 08/22/15 01:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I dunno every girl i eat out now tells me "holy shit ive never had a guy do that before" but the first time i ate pussy when i was still in high school with my first gf i ate her out non stop for like 6 hours. She'd bust a nut pause alright lets do that again.

I just love eating pussy. Those pheromones are addicting as fuck i love that shit.


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22127498 - 08/22/15 03:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
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The Doobie Dude said:
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zappaisgod said:
Some of you do and some of you don't.  I bet I've eaten more pussy than you have.



Wanna bet daddy O'?



That was to sprinkles but yeah I suspect a 58 year old man has eaten more pussy than a 16 year old virgin.



Good one.  You should pass the torch off to the younger more youthful crowd they got this thing called spunk.


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #22127925 - 08/22/15 05:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The torch is now yours.  Get to work.  It is an awesomne responsibility


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #22127930 - 08/22/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22128170 - 08/22/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Enjoywho said:
I dunno every girl i eat out now tells me "holy shit ive never had a guy do that before" but the first time i ate pussy when i was still in high school with my first gf i ate her out non stop for like 6 hours. She'd bust a nut pause alright lets do that again.

I just love eating pussy. Those pheromones are addicting as fuck i love that shit.




I want to fuck youuuuuuuuu :lolsy:


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: Crystal G]
    #22136715 - 08/24/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)





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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: CrimsonSpectre]
    #22137705 - 08/24/15 09:26 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: Crystal G]
    #22137857 - 08/24/15 10:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
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Enjoywho said:
I dunno every girl i eat out now tells me "holy shit ive never had a guy do that before" but the first time i ate pussy when i was still in high school with my first gf i ate her out non stop for like 6 hours. She'd bust a nut pause alright lets do that again.

I just love eating pussy. Those pheromones are addicting as fuck i love that shit.




I want to fuck youuuuuuuuu :lolsy:





Is it weird that your earlier post about every girl being different gave me a half chub.

:lol:

And you know where I'm at come visit me. :lol:


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


Edited by Enjoywho (08/24/15 10:08 PM)


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: CLIT]
    #22516385 - 11/12/15 11:56 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Do girls like getting their assholes licked? I just wonder. I've only done it to 1 steady girl before. She was shocked at first, I guess I surprised her. I was horny. She had gotten it several times after that first one.


Edited by CLIT (11/12/15 11:57 PM)


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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: CLIT]
    #22516405 - 11/13/15 12:03 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yes. All girls are exactly the same, and every last one of them likes having her asshole tongue fucked.


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