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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: Amanita86]
#22125504 - 08/22/15 03:42 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Amanita86 said: I like to throw in a little smack out of nowhere, just to make sure she's awake and knows who she's dealing with..
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zappaisgod
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zappaisgod said: Some of you do and some of you don't. I bet I've eaten more pussy than you have.
Wanna bet daddy O'?
That was to sprinkles but yeah I suspect a 58 year old man has eaten more pussy than a 16 year old virgin.
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: zappaisgod]
#22125789 - 08/22/15 07:31 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lick a wet coin, it's a close general taste to pussy. Except that coin is squishy, wet and warm.
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: sudly]
#22125874 - 08/22/15 08:04 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I like to pretend that I'm a lifeguard on a beach and I'm giving mouth to mouth resuscitation and when she squirts out Da water it's actually just me doing my job and saving the day. When I stick my fingers in I pretend she's a choking victim and I'm trying to dislodge food from her windpipe once again saving the day. But never pretend to be a plumber. NEVER.
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: BoomBoom]
#22126370 - 08/22/15 10:58 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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That doesn't make much contextual sense and I hope you are joking.
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: sudly]
#22126832 - 08/22/15 01:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I dunno every girl i eat out now tells me "holy shit ive never had a guy do that before" but the first time i ate pussy when i was still in high school with my first gf i ate her out non stop for like 6 hours. She'd bust a nut pause alright lets do that again.
I just love eating pussy. Those pheromones are addicting as fuck i love that shit.
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: zappaisgod]
#22127498 - 08/22/15 03:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said:
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zappaisgod said: Some of you do and some of you don't. I bet I've eaten more pussy than you have.
Wanna bet daddy O'?
That was to sprinkles but yeah I suspect a 58 year old man has eaten more pussy than a 16 year old virgin.
Good one. You should pass the torch off to the younger more youthful crowd they got this thing called spunk.
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: Enjoywho]
#22128170 - 08/22/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: I dunno every girl i eat out now tells me "holy shit ive never had a guy do that before" but the first time i ate pussy when i was still in high school with my first gf i ate her out non stop for like 6 hours. She'd bust a nut pause alright lets do that again.
I just love eating pussy. Those pheromones are addicting as fuck i love that shit.
I want to fuck youuuuuuuuu
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: Crystal G]
#22136715 - 08/24/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: Crystal G]
#22137857 - 08/24/15 10:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Crystal G said:
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Enjoywho said: I dunno every girl i eat out now tells me "holy shit ive never had a guy do that before" but the first time i ate pussy when i was still in high school with my first gf i ate her out non stop for like 6 hours. She'd bust a nut pause alright lets do that again.
I just love eating pussy. Those pheromones are addicting as fuck i love that shit.
I want to fuck youuuuuuuuu 
Is it weird that your earlier post about every girl being different gave me a half chub.

And you know where I'm at come visit me.
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: CLIT]
#22516385 - 11/12/15 11:56 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Do girls like getting their assholes licked? I just wonder. I've only done it to 1 steady girl before. She was shocked at first, I guess I surprised her. I was horny. She had gotten it several times after that first one.
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: CLIT]
#22516405 - 11/13/15 12:03 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yes. All girls are exactly the same, and every last one of them likes having her asshole tongue fucked.
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