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CLIT
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how to eat pussy right?
#22115103 - 08/20/15 01:25 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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While I have eaten some the way "I normally/naturally would", without the "technical" knowledge of what to do exactly, so I'm wondering how it's actually done "right"? I'd prefer to be consistent, you know? I notice that some girls know how to suck me off better than others so there had to be a "trick" that works best then at all times? I had been sucked off recently and was nothing more than a regular BJ (i.e. just friction, nothing special, I still got off since it was a BJ, but it wasn't crazy).
When a girl sucks on my piss hole, I like it. It "hits you". I guess when one goes down on you without "hesitation" and just get to it, it's just better. I tried licking a girl's piss hole (by accident) and she liked it. I had no idea it was her piss hole, until I tasted piss. Since so much is going on down there, how do I find this "piss hole" again? Does anyone have a chart of the "pussy" so I know what to look for?
Edited by CLIT (08/20/15 01:28 AM)
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: CLIT] 2
#22115110 - 08/20/15 01:29 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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omg this made me laugh. especially because of your user name.
dont lick her urethra. it doesnt feel good. Im a lady and wont go into details on how to please a woman on here, just ask her what you should do. Im sure we're all different anyway. but no one wants their pee'r messed with. besides, bacteria from your mouth will get up there and cause infection. you and her should always wash up and pee afterwards. Helpful information right there. that will save you many problems down the road.
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CLIT
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: sprinkles]
#22115117 - 08/20/15 01:33 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I thought she liked it when I licked her piss hole. She had a different reaction than normally would. So I guess everyone is different. I liked my "urethra" licked and sucked on.
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: CLIT]
#22115166 - 08/20/15 02:13 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Holy fuck is this thread for real. Yeah dude lick it but don't think this is the fucking secret to pussy eating
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: sprinkles]
#22115172 - 08/20/15 02:19 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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sprinkles said: Im sure we're all different anyway. but no one wants their pee'r messed with.
I can attest that you all are indeed different and some actually do like being played with in that particular spot! The trick is to gently try different things and watch for her response; if she likes something, pursue that avenue.
Although I'm certainly no expert on the matter (obviously I've done a fair share of pussy licking over the past 16 years or so), I once learned one 'trick' that's pretty valuable in the toolbox: try writing your name with your tongue (or a book if you're ambitious and patient) on her pussy, giving attention to the labia and what lies between them, so involve the entire vulva. And keep in mind that some like a fast-paced scribble, while others like elaborate and slow calligraphy. Obviously alternating between them is golden, so consider elaborate chapter headings and write the chapters fast enough to keep a good flow. I guarantee you that this will work well with most women.
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: koraks]
#22115220 - 08/20/15 03:14 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Make love to it bro. Hesitation will destroy the experience.
Some girls like different things to others. Some times you have to ask how they like it man, while your doing it. Just DO IT!
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: koraks] 1
#22115223 - 08/20/15 03:16 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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was going to say that spelling the alphabet on her libia works wonders, add a little strong kissing then a finger or two in below for the full monty.
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: sudly]
#22115228 - 08/20/15 03:21 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Aldo good remark on making love to the pussy mabove. Absolutely true! Show that vulva some appreciation!
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: CLIT]
#22115231 - 08/20/15 03:24 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ever watched them do it in porn? Don't do that, that's for the cameras. Don't forget to foreplay that thing. Lightly kiss a trail down to the vulva. Kiss around her lips. Make her wonder when you're going to actually put your tongue in there. The anticipation is just as important. Place your lips around her vaginal hood and french kiss it like you're kissing a bad kisser. Get the feel of it all and you'll work out the rest.
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: sudly]
#22115303 - 08/20/15 04:15 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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sudly said:
was going to say that spelling the alphabet on her libia works wonders, add a little strong kissing then a finger or two in below for the full monty.
That's hella a Sam Kinneson line..
You got find the clitteriss and work on your 'come hither' and combine those with the tease factor and if your woman is gangsta let your five o'clock shadow grow out just a little.. pro tip, use your ears, they'll let you know.
Any of you kids remember pay phones? You ever get your quarter out of the return slot? Well, turn that frown upside down..
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: sprinkles]
#22115306 - 08/20/15 04:18 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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sprinkles said:just ask her what you should do
Pretty much..
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: Amanita86] 2
#22115312 - 08/20/15 04:24 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Stick your whole face in it and blow. It makes your face like a vibrator. Put a bunch of pop rocks on your tounge and suck her clit you're a Hoover vacuum.
Edited by BoomBoom (08/20/15 04:24 AM)
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: BoomBoom]
#22115366 - 08/20/15 05:03 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah I dont know about the pop rocks, that sounds like a trip to the doctor, but ice is nice..
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: Amanita86]
#22115476 - 08/20/15 06:06 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Amanita86 said:
Any of you kids remember pay phones? You ever get your quarter out of the return slot? Well, turn that frown upside down..
probably the most amusing thing i've seen in a minute
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: memes]
#22115644 - 08/20/15 07:35 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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The way I explained it when my partner first asked was like "Make out with my vulva like you're making out with my mouth" and "use your fingers too"
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: CLIT]
#22115722 - 08/20/15 08:17 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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All women are different. They will tell what they like if you just know how to listen. And it aint that difficult.
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: CLIT]
#22115812 - 08/20/15 09:00 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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CLIT said: I guess when one goes down on you without "hesitation" and just get to it, it's just better.
Hey OP,
Im no expert, but I dont think most women prefer "just getting into it". My advice would be to do the opposite. Gradual progression and teasing, like gently caressing the inside of her thigh getting closer and closer with the occasinal graze of the vagina. Then slowly working your way up from super soft touch to eventually swift vigorous actions. But always watch closely because some girls are easy to read but some are subtle, and it can be difficult to tell the difference between feeling amazing for her, or feeling awkward.
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Professor Pussy is n the house. lol
Its easy.
Lips shped like an O. Put a little succion to pull the clit in your mouth, than move your tongue around and see her reaction. Mix it up occcasionally. It's very easy
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Re: how to eat pussy right? [Re: Patlal]
#22116836 - 08/20/15 01:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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i can make my tounge/lips vibrate! no joke, wonder if that would help at all
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