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Deez Nuts doing pretty well in the early polls * 4
    #22114799 - 08/19/15 11:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Seriously.



It's only 25 seconds long. So watch it. Because you now may finally have a candidate worth voting for.


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Re: Deez Nuts doing pretty well in the early polls [Re: Niffla]
    #22115338 - 08/20/15 04:48 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Because you now may finally have a candidate worth voting for.



True, shows how disillusioned people are with politics and politicians in the US.


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Re: Deez Nuts doing pretty well in the early polls [Re: bukkake]
    #22115346 - 08/20/15 04:52 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Is Deez Nuts just some joke, or is this a serious candidate? If they're being serious, I wanna know what position Deez Nuts stands on.

Probably all over someones face...


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Re: Deez Nuts doing pretty well in the early polls [Re: Achillita]
    #22115354 - 08/20/15 04:57 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Too long, didn't watch.

That shit can't be fucking real lmfao. How the fuck did that dude even keep a straight face saying that shit.. I'd read the teleprompter and be like Dee--:canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: Deez Nuts doing pretty well in the early polls [Re: Niffla]
    #22115585 - 08/20/15 07:04 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:rofl:

Thanks for sharing!:laugh:


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Re: Deez Nuts doing pretty well in the early polls [Re: HalluciNate]
    #22115597 - 08/20/15 07:07 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

L0L


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Re: Deez Nuts doing pretty well in the early polls [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22116198 - 08/20/15 10:46 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:


That shit can't be fucking real lmfao. How the fuck did that dude even keep a straight face saying that shit.. I'd read the teleprompter and be like Dee--:canthelpbutlaugh:




Lol it's real, it's a kid from Iowa :rofl:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/08/19/presidential-candidate-deez-nuts-does-not-exist.html

I love how on one of the polls, voters voted like this on Deez Nuts:

Favorable: 6%
Unfavorable: 13%
Not sure: 81%


That's tremendous news for Deez Nuts, because 81% is still out there to be swayed onto his side of the fence, lmfao



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Re: Deez Nuts doing pretty well in the early polls [Re: Niffla]
    #22116201 - 08/20/15 10:47 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I don't know who that candidate is, but he sure has balls.


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Re: Deez Nuts doing pretty well in the early polls [Re: Patlal]
    #22116216 - 08/20/15 10:53 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

In the article he says that he wants his VP to be "Limberbutt McCubbins", because a "Nuts/McCubbins ticket sounds amazing".

:ducklol:


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Re: Deez Nuts doing pretty well in the early polls [Re: Niffla]
    #22116260 - 08/20/15 11:13 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

with a little grassroots effort, I am confident that the Shroomery Party candidate can beat Deez Nuts in the general election


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Re: Deez Nuts doing pretty well in the early polls [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22116443 - 08/20/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

“The polls are pretty long. By the time we drop Deez Nuts on them, they’re pretty deep into the poll,” Williams says, then pauses.


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Re: Deez Nuts doing pretty well in the early polls [Re: Drone] * 1
    #22116885 - 08/20/15 01:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Political History of Deez Nuts:
Formally associated with the Tea Bag Party
Has earned support from Fruit of the Loom and Helping Hands
Been known to obtain swing votes in a tight squeeze
Rhetoric often contains numerous dangling participles


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Re: Deez Nuts doing pretty well in the early polls [Re: Dilsnique]
    #22117626 - 08/20/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It's going to be Deez Nuts and Limberbutt McCubbins the cat for the presidency. Deez Nutz is a 15 year old Iowa high school kid Brady Olson and 19 year old Emilee McCubbins behind the Kentucky democrat cat Limberbutt. Funny shit.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/cat-running-prez-praises-fellow-hopeful-deez-nuts-article-1.2331827


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