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Niffla



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Deez Nuts doing pretty well in the early polls 4
#22114799 - 08/19/15 11:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Seriously.
It's only 25 seconds long. So watch it. Because you now may finally have a candidate worth voting for.
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Re: Deez Nuts doing pretty well in the early polls [Re: Niffla]
#22115338 - 08/20/15 04:48 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Niffla said: Because you now may finally have a candidate worth voting for.
True, shows how disillusioned people are with politics and politicians in the US.
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Re: Deez Nuts doing pretty well in the early polls [Re: bukkake]
#22115346 - 08/20/15 04:52 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Is Deez Nuts just some joke, or is this a serious candidate? If they're being serious, I wanna know what position Deez Nuts stands on.
Probably all over someones face...
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Re: Deez Nuts doing pretty well in the early polls [Re: Achillita]
#22115354 - 08/20/15 04:57 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Too long, didn't watch.
That shit can't be fucking real lmfao. How the fuck did that dude even keep a straight face saying that shit.. I'd read the teleprompter and be like Dee--
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Re: Deez Nuts doing pretty well in the early polls [Re: Niffla]
#22115585 - 08/20/15 07:04 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Thanks for sharing!
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Re: Deez Nuts doing pretty well in the early polls [Re: HalluciNate]
#22115597 - 08/20/15 07:07 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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L0L
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Niffla



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Re: Deez Nuts doing pretty well in the early polls [Re: Shroomslip]
#22116198 - 08/20/15 10:46 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said:
That shit can't be fucking real lmfao. How the fuck did that dude even keep a straight face saying that shit.. I'd read the teleprompter and be like Dee--
Lol it's real, it's a kid from Iowa 
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/08/19/presidential-candidate-deez-nuts-does-not-exist.html
I love how on one of the polls, voters voted like this on Deez Nuts:
Favorable: 6% Unfavorable: 13% Not sure: 81%
That's tremendous news for Deez Nuts, because 81% is still out there to be swayed onto his side of the fence, lmfao
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Patlal
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Re: Deez Nuts doing pretty well in the early polls [Re: Niffla]
#22116201 - 08/20/15 10:47 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I don't know who that candidate is, but he sure has balls.
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Re: Deez Nuts doing pretty well in the early polls [Re: Patlal]
#22116216 - 08/20/15 10:53 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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In the article he says that he wants his VP to be "Limberbutt McCubbins", because a "Nuts/McCubbins ticket sounds amazing".
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Re: Deez Nuts doing pretty well in the early polls [Re: Niffla]
#22116260 - 08/20/15 11:13 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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with a little grassroots effort, I am confident that the Shroomery Party candidate can beat Deez Nuts in the general election
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Re: Deez Nuts doing pretty well in the early polls [Re: ballsalsa]
#22116443 - 08/20/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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“The polls are pretty long. By the time we drop Deez Nuts on them, they’re pretty deep into the poll,” Williams says, then pauses.
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Re: Deez Nuts doing pretty well in the early polls [Re: Drone] 1
#22116885 - 08/20/15 01:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Political History of Deez Nuts: Formally associated with the Tea Bag Party Has earned support from Fruit of the Loom and Helping Hands Been known to obtain swing votes in a tight squeeze Rhetoric often contains numerous dangling participles
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Re: Deez Nuts doing pretty well in the early polls [Re: Dilsnique]
#22117626 - 08/20/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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It's going to be Deez Nuts and Limberbutt McCubbins the cat for the presidency. Deez Nutz is a 15 year old Iowa high school kid Brady Olson and 19 year old Emilee McCubbins behind the Kentucky democrat cat Limberbutt. Funny shit.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/cat-running-prez-praises-fellow-hopeful-deez-nuts-article-1.2331827
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