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why do i have to act like normal people arent crazy?
    #22113878 - 08/19/15 08:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

so i got this new job, we're doing computer training shit, gonna be customer service. my "team leader" was sitting 3 seats away from me, yucking it up with the two sluts between us, he starts directing his bullshit at me, making fun of some shit i said, calling me a ritard, talking shit about how they're prolly gonna drug test me again (i know they wouldn't pay for it, i passed it once i can pass it again if i need to), talking about how some bitch wanted to fight him and how he used his massive swinging dripping power to tell her to leave the building and wait for the shuttle across the street.

the mothers between us were laughing, but i could smell that it was just because he was wearing a suit, one of them apologized to me under her breath. I think fearless leader was drunk or something. the training is a peice of cake, and i'm learning everything at the same pace as everyone else.

it might be my paranoid delusions, but i keep seeing all the honey's checking me out out of the corner of their eyes, and the black people are all atleast pretending to like me, and i like their butts, but conversation comes easily.

i dont talk about drugs (dont do em, never have never will), i treat everybody with respect (i feel like the majority seems to have slipped and smacked their heads off their tv's and that the blunt trauma permanently depressed their sarcasm buttons [dont get me wrong, occasional, properly timed sarcasm can be real nice, bros])


im really just the same as everybody else, why do the suits gotta give me so many opportunities to display grace? i guess just EVERYBODY wants to blow me or at least rub my pimply calves.


how about you folks? how do your superiors set you up to display your grace and agility in front of the hot black chicks and well dressed mothers?

discuss more intelligently than i can plsus


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Re: why do i have to act like normal people arent crazy? [Re: jack_straw2208] * 1
    #22113895 - 08/19/15 08:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Retail drama.

:lolsy:


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Re: why do i have to act like normal people arent crazy? [Re: jack_straw2208]
    #22113905 - 08/19/15 08:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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gonna be customer service.



Do yourself a favor and just shoot yourself now. You'll want to in a couple of months anyways.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
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Re: why do i have to act like normal people arent crazy? [Re: trekie]
    #22113907 - 08/19/15 08:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

no its great i don't have to sell things, its inbound calls for people who are already paying for our services


edit: in reply to above post, i worked many years in food service, this is a stepping stone up, not gonna be there for ever (but i will have the opportunity to transfer to the south pacific once i make it past the probationary period)

also, why would i shoot myself when i can just quit, i got my pee game down, the world is our oyster, honey. FUCK MY MOUTH!


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Re: why do i have to act like normal people arent crazy? [Re: jack_straw2208] * 1
    #22113910 - 08/19/15 08:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Reading that post imparts the same sensation I get, when I eat a big Mac, a side of top raman, and wash it all down with a quart of gasoline!


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Re: why do i have to act like normal people arent crazy? [Re: jack_straw2208] * 2
    #22113916 - 08/19/15 08:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I have no superiors but I do know how to handle them. You gotta get that guy under control before he makes a habit of walking all over you!


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Re: why do i have to act like normal people arent crazy? [Re: jack_straw2208]
    #22113927 - 08/19/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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no its great i don't have to sell things, its inbound calls for people who are already paying for our services



It's not really the selling things that makes retail/customer service jobs suck. It's the customers themselves. Given your description of the job, you're probably going to catch even more shit than I did when I was the manager and had to solve everyone's problems.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: why do i have to act like normal people arent crazy? [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #22113936 - 08/19/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

what do you do for a living? how did you get out of the rat race?

i'm too paranoid to sell drugs, too ADD to go back to school, and too proud to get a credit card.

what advice would you give yourself if you could go back in time to your big mac-ramen-gasoline days?


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Re: why do i have to act like normal people arent crazy? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22113949 - 08/19/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

dude nobody's worse than hungry drunk people. i'm pretty good at not taking things personally (many years of serving drunk broke college students)

i'm too agile to let a customer get my goat. i'm too normal to let a satan-hawk manager pin me.

worst case scenario, i got my pee game down, im never working food service again!



and to matt, they're not my superiors, they just think they are. they might be smarter and prettier but they know they're not better than me.

or they will when their moms tell them


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Re: why do i have to act like normal people arent crazy? [Re: jack_straw2208]
    #22113966 - 08/19/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

just a off topic question.

how did you end up on a drug based forum if you dont do em?


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Re: why do i have to act like normal people arent crazy? [Re: jack_straw2208]
    #22113971 - 08/19/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Retail/general customer service is a step up from fast food, but don't underestimate it man. It has a way of getting to people. You might be surprised how much more aggravating it really is. You're still going to be dealing with hungry, angry and drunk people. If it weren't for the massive drop in pay, I actually would've preferred to be back at fast food rather than a retail manager. You can just toss free food at people and shut them up in fast food. Your hands are kinda tied in retail, you can't just go handing out free merchandise.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: why do i have to act like normal people arent crazy? [Re: jack_straw2208]
    #22114009 - 08/19/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

to toast: because i'm normal and normal people dont do drugs. i get my kicks watching tv and checking face books. fantasy foot ball and beer and buffalo chicken dip.

to shroomslip, i'm not smart enough to become a manager. this job is temporary, but its many dollars above minimum wage (but not as much as i'm worth, but any port in a storm, and its easier to get a job when you already have one)

when people get super pissed, i'll just shleck it off onto dr. ritarded diagnosis suit III

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Re: why do i have to act like normal people arent crazy? [Re: jack_straw2208]
    #22114069 - 08/19/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Everyone's smart enough to become manager :lol: that's part of the problem. For the longest time I was there, the person directly under the store manager was a total fucking idiot, like I don't know how he even got passed the 8th grade. Every single person in that store hated him. He refused to do almost anything, what little he did do just created a bigger mess for everyone else to clean up, and he routinely pushed his own tasks off onto the regular employees (and lower managers like me) so he could sit in the office on his phone all day.

He ended up getting fired because he had hired a friend of his directly to management (which is just automatically going to assure everything goes to shit, they don't know the first thing about the store or what to do) and then gave him his credentials for the computer systems, which allowed him to go in and doctor his time cards. There was also talk that he was stealing from the store. We practically had a celebration when he left.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: why do i have to act like normal people arent crazy? [Re: jack_straw2208]
    #22114113 - 08/19/15 08:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

yeah, rope enough, time proves, i don't let nobody ruin my awesome day.

i felt my ears burning for a minute. i waited for him to finish is poopfest, gave it another ninety seconds, then gave him a proper 5 second death glare, no emotion, just wide eyes, one brow raised, he couldn't meet my gaze, soon after, we clock out i fluttered out of there like a butterfly with cocks for wings


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Re: why do i have to act like normal people arent crazy? [Re: jack_straw2208]
    #22114288 - 08/19/15 09:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Havent seen mr straw in a while.


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Re: why do i have to act like normal people arent crazy? [Re: jack_straw2208]
    #22114463 - 08/19/15 10:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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i felt my ears burning for a minute. i waited for him to finish is poopfest, gave it another ninety seconds, then gave him a proper 5 second death glare, no emotion, just wide eyes, one brow raised, he couldn't meet my gaze, soon after, we clock out i fluttered out of there like a butterfly with cocks for wings



You sure you don't do drugs?


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Re: why do i have to act like normal people arent crazy? [Re: bukkake]
    #22114477 - 08/19/15 10:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

He's high on life. Sometimes, that shit will FUCK you up...


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Re: why do i have to act like normal people arent crazy? [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #22123717 - 08/21/15 06:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

shits working out, nobody's been steppin on my toes no mo. hot black chicks galore, most of them are like almost 40 but they all look like they're in their 20's

i'll be slammin fo'ties in no time, bitches will be beltin out sweet harmonies for me and my roomies, i can already smell it.


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Re: why do i have to act like normal people arent crazy? [Re: jack_straw2208]
    #22123945 - 08/21/15 07:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That's pretty interesting. Do you want to touch my feet?


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Re: why do i have to act like normal people arent crazy? [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #22124296 - 08/21/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Dude probably feels threatened by you so he tries to bring you down with his name calling, just ignore it is the best advice I can give you.


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Re: why do i have to act like normal people arent crazy? [Re: jack_straw2208]
    #22124375 - 08/21/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I clicked this thread, stared at your avatar for a while, backed out and realized I never read the OP, came back to say that and realized I still didn't read it, I will this time and update


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Re: why do i have to act like normal people arent crazy? [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22124567 - 08/21/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

cocaine


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Re: why do i have to act like normal people arent crazy? [Re: LackToast]
    #22124863 - 08/21/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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just a off topic question.

how did you end up on a drug based forum if you dont do em?




When I read his post I got that he clearly did drugs but while at work he just acted liked a beer drinking citizen who hates those damn druggies. That is what I do too. If you have a job where talking about your drug use is cool it's probably a shitty job. I wish I had some black chicks with big asses at my work.


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