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Prisoner#1
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BlindSophist said: Oh jesus god why
But seriously, this is gonna kill subway.
no shit, I mean now the greatest sammich shop in the world will be shut down forevar!
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Re: Subway Jared pleading guilty to child porn charges [Re: Prisoner#1] 1
#22114834 - 08/19/15 11:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I make better sammiches at home than those pedo-sponsoring son of a bitches ever did
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sprinkles
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subway is ruined. they're gross anyway.
evidently molesting children is a medical condition. Well if that's the case they need to find a fucking cure because it destroys peoples lives.
I know what that cure is. Euthanasia.
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BlindSophist said: I make better sammiches at home than those pedo-sponsoring son of a bitches ever did 
i made some fire sandiwches when i worked at subway. my cheap ass owner always was telling me i'm putting on too much meat or banana peppers or olives when she was there
i will say, the quality of the bread is 100% dependant of the time you show up. the best time is about 10:00( or about 3:30PM), because if you show up before then you get lasts nights bread
the worst thing about working at subway though? assholes coming in and ordering pizza. i have no idea why we served it, but our quick-cooking machines either charred them or left the middle cold. they're meant for toasting subs, not cooking pizza in 2 minutes.
who goes to subway for pizza anyways?
Edited by Adolin (08/19/15 11:54 PM)
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I actually kinda wish I was a fly on the wall in the conference room with the board of directors. They must be freaking the fuck out right now. How are they going to try and distance themselves from it. I really wish I still had cable and could watch the subway commercials over the next year. Jared is pretty much synonymous with Subway and their rapid expansion was influenced and successful in no small part by him directly. Sure it probably didn't matter much when the other guy got busted, but pretty much no one had ever even heard of him or knew his relation to Subway. Everyone knows Jared's connection.
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Re: Subway Jared pleading guilty to child porn charges [Re: Shroomslip]
#22115212 - 08/20/15 03:00 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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C'mon Shroomrites!! I was expecting more hilarious Jared photoshops/memes!
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Re: Subway Jared pleading guilty to child porn charges [Re: daz01]
#22115218 - 08/20/15 03:08 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Subway Jared pleading guilty to child porn charges [Re: Shroomslip]
#22116012 - 08/20/15 09:59 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Subway Jared pleading guilty to child porn charges [Re: Drone]
#22116015 - 08/20/15 10:00 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I think some of you guys are enjoying this too much.
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i know i am. hahaha
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Re: Subway Jared pleading guilty to child porn charges [Re: Shroomslip]
#22117804 - 08/20/15 05:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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One word...
Moobs.
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Re: Subway Jared pleading guilty to child porn charges [Re: daz01] 1
#22120684 - 08/21/15 04:36 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Subway Jared pleading guilty to child porn charges [Re: Thayendanegea]
#22120735 - 08/21/15 05:11 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Thayendanegea said: Jared will get abused...This is federal sentencing, so there is no time off for good behavior....he will do at least 5 years and will, no doubt, learn what it's like to have sex against your will.
He deserves every minute of torture he gets.
Seriously? There's a big difference between statutory rape and actually forcing someone to have sex with you against their will, ie rape.
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Re: Subway Jared pleading guilty to child porn charges [Re: koods]
#22120927 - 08/21/15 07:17 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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They said he was had sex with people as young as six.
That's straight up rape. There is no way the kid wanted that.
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Re: Subway Jared pleading guilty to child porn charges [Re: Toe_Jam]
#22120945 - 08/21/15 07:25 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I guess he took the subway slogan of "eat fresh" a little too seriously
too soon?
Edited by SirShroomsAlott (08/21/15 07:36 AM)
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Re: Subway Jared pleading guilty to child porn charges [Re: Toe_Jam]
#22120951 - 08/21/15 07:26 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Toe_Jam said: They said he was had sex with people as young as six.
That's straight up rape. There is no way the kid wanted that.
Wait wut. I thought it was with two chicks who were like 16.
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Re: Subway Jared pleading guilty to child porn charges [Re: koods]
#22120957 - 08/21/15 07:28 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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He only getting charged with that I'm pretty sure this dewd was banging kids international for like a decade
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Re: Subway Jared pleading guilty to child porn charges [Re: koods]
#22120962 - 08/21/15 07:30 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah, no. I heard on the news he was with kids as young as six. And I forget how many but they said like potentially more than ten minors total.
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Re: Subway Jared pleading guilty to child porn charges [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
#22120964 - 08/21/15 07:30 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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How do you not get charged for fucking a six year old, but do get charged with something that isn't even illegal in a majority of states?
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Re: Subway Jared pleading guilty to child porn charges [Re: koods]
#22120967 - 08/21/15 07:31 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I think this is like new info that's coming to light. I just heard it a day or two ago.
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