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FruitOfLife
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Luckiest day ever! 2
#22104568 - 08/17/15 09:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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The day started off as usual. Wake up, shower, head to work. But when I showed up to work there was 1 too many people there so someone got to take the day off. I have seniority so I went home and went back to sleep for a few hours. Woke back up and watched some Tyrant season 2 (pretty good show if you havent seen it) then I decided to get lunch because I was hungry.
I went to my favorite Mexican restaurant which I frequent 2-3 times a week. I always sit at the bar and today the owner was there restocking liquor so we talked for a bit then I ate my food. When I went to pay, the owner said its on the house. I've been eating there for 7+ years and thats never happened, so I was excited to save $13!
Then I went to my buddys house to pay him for fantasy football. This is my first year doing it and I've always wanted to try it out. So I give him the $50 which to me is really only $37 because of my free lunch. Then he asks if I wanna go kill some time at the casino before he goes to work. So I figure why not and we go to the casino.
I ALWAYS lose so I set my limit at $40. So I sit down and put a $20 in a machine and of course I lose. So I move to this fancy ass machine and put my last $20 in. I picked a keno game called Vegas nights because it sounded lucky. Its a game where if you hit certain bonus spots you trigger a bonus and get to spin a wheel. I play for a bit and get into a bonus. I spin the wheel and win 50 free games!
I was happy just to get a bonus let alone 50 free games. So I'm playing the bonus and I hit the bonus again. I spin the wheel and win 80 more games! At this point I feel like I won the lottery. These games lasted me a long ass time and I kept winning money. Then I kept getting wheel spins and eventually ended up with 454 free games! At the end of it all I won $2,280 off of $20!!!
I can't fucking believe it, this shit never happens to me. FUCK YEAH!
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Sheekle
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Lemme get $375 of that to pay a random fine I got
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Re: Luckiest day ever! [Re: Sheekle]
#22104601 - 08/17/15 09:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Salomon
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hey wanna buy me some MXE?
i mean congratz mang, get a proper hooker or somthing
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FruitOfLife
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Re: Luckiest day ever! [Re: Salomon] 1
#22104633 - 08/17/15 09:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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It's just gonna go into savings until I decide I want something
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Sheekle
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ay leme get tree fiddy
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Re: Luckiest day ever! [Re: Sheekle]
#22104737 - 08/17/15 10:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Something shitty is gonna happen tomorrow to you, and i expect a fully detailed thread about it.
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FruitOfLife
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Now I'm gonna stay in bed all day
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Quote:
FruitOfLife said: Now I'm gonna stay in bed all day 
There was a woman, years ago, who was just staying in bed all day...
A fucking meteorite smashed through her roof and hit her, and she died... sixteen years later of kidney failure!
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FruitOfLife
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You guys are putting a damper on my lucky day!
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ReposadoXochipilli
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nice score, pay something off and have some fun.
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Doctor Sponge
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blow it whiskey and whores!!
fuckyeah!
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Bigfeely123
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"Money"
"MONEY, MONEY, WHERE!?"
Everyone comes scrambling in.
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zZZz
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Can I has all ur monies?
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ManianFH
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dude thats awesome!! congrats, and enjoy it all
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Re: Luckiest day ever! [Re: ManianFH]
#22105129 - 08/18/15 01:21 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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wow man! congrats. that's got to be one of the coolest chain of events for a normal day i've heard.
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EllisDSox
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I'll match the cash you won as long as you don't give a single cent to Sheekle. He probably got fined for something nefarious and child related.
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Re: Luckiest day ever! [Re: EllisDSox]
#22105143 - 08/18/15 01:31 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Cool. I've grown to hate gambling since my ex but it's nice to hear about other people getting lucky. Just don't stick it all back into the machine...
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friskie
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casinos are so full of germs. Just the thought makes me want to go wash my hands and face
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Re: Luckiest day ever! [Re: Sheekle]
#22105173 - 08/18/15 01:57 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sheekle said: ay leme get tree fiddy
Quote:
Sheekle said: ay leme get tree fiddy
Douuuuche. Jk
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