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InvisibleZombi3
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Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! Round 1! (Winner = The Phleg) * 2
    #22102556 - 08/17/15 12:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I have a supporter account up for grabs going to the poster who posts the funniest joke in this thread! I'll base who gets the supporter account on who's joke gets the most +1's! If nobody +1's any jokes I'll just have a poll or choose my personnal favourite joke lol.

The only rule is you have to post a joke, if your post does not contain a joke you can't win even if you get hella +1's...

I'm going to let this run for 1-2 days depending on how quick the jokes roll in.


Looking forward to a good laugh :awesomenod:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Zombi3] * 2
    #22102633 - 08/17/15 12:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "if i am going to die, i want to die feeling like a women."

She takes off all her clothes and asks, "so who is man enough to make me feel like a true women?"

A man stands up heroically, looks her in the eyes, and takes off his clothes.....

"here iron these!".... :shrug:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Zombi3] * 2
    #22102649 - 08/17/15 12:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

P.S. Your vagina is in the sink.


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I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Zombi3] * 1
    #22102652 - 08/17/15 12:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

tl;dr











howd i do? :awesome:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: zZZz] * 6
    #22102809 - 08/17/15 01:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?


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OfflineVsnares.Zappa
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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22102815 - 08/17/15 01:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:loldongs::lolsy:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
    #22102828 - 08/17/15 01:26 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

If a girl takes a shit and shoves it up her pussy, doesn't that make her a pizza shit?


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InvisibleSirShroomsAlott
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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Konyap]
    #22102844 - 08/17/15 01:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Boy: You want to go get some pizza and fuck?

Girl: Um.....no you weirdo.

Boy: What? You don't like pizza?





Are we allowed to post more than one? These particular ones aren't mine but I have like hundreds written down at home and I'm sure at least a few of them would still work if someone was to just read them and they'd at least be original lol.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 29
    #22102857 - 08/17/15 01:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Why did Zombi3 call AAA?

he needed a toe


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: koods] * 2
    #22102879 - 08/17/15 01:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

a sailor walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink, the bartender immediately abides and hands him his drink. the sailor pays the bartender, drinks the beer, and then walks out.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: zZZz] * 5
    #22102933 - 08/17/15 02:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Enjoywho's posts. I don't think I need to add more.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Cj-B] * 1
    #22103335 - 08/17/15 04:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

what's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

the hooker can wash her crack and sell it again


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: CosmicFool] * 2
    #22103391 - 08/17/15 04:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

What's the funniest thing about the shroomery?:shroomeryhead:

It's a website dedicated to mushrooms and people are tripping. :laugh2:














:itwasgoodforme:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: HalluciNate] * 9
    #22103395 - 08/17/15 04:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Times like this, I wish the shroomery had a -1 feature.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: koods] * 1
    #22103405 - 08/17/15 04:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:winner:  :dawerp:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Zombi3] * 5
    #22103541 - 08/17/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

My first day in jail my big ass cell mate said we were going to play house and asked if I would like to play mommy or daddy, of course I said daddy, he says "Well then get over here and suck mommies dick.  :frown:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: RobZombie68] * 8
    #22103555 - 08/17/15 04:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Priest and rabbi are walking past a playground. Priest says "hey wanna go fuck those kids?" Rabbi says "out of what?"


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Zombi3] * 2
    #22103607 - 08/17/15 05:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

A duck walks into a bar and orders a Highball. The bartender asks him how he's going to pay for it and the ducks says "put it on my bill".


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Le_Canard] * 3
    #22103638 - 08/17/15 05:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?
he wanted to get a long little doggie :tongue2:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Le_Canard] * 3
    #22103669 - 08/17/15 05:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I was driving to my friends house, smoking wax out of my g-pen vape. Cop pulls me over, and im like fuck, not trying to get a felony possession charge for this wax and ruin everything ive been working for.

So he comes over to the car and i think he can tell im high because i was, so he told me to get out of the car. Im standing by the side of the road, with this city cop rooting through my shit, and a gpen in my pocket. I knew any minute he was going to ask to search me, so i did the unthinkable. I kiestered it. They are so small and cylindrical, it was the perfect paraphernalia for rectal concealment. It wasnt comfortable, but it fit, and sure enough not a minute later he gets his grubby hands out of my shit, and turns his greasy face to me and oinks, "against the car". So i put my hands against the car and hes patting down the usual spots, arm pits, waist, working his way down.

This is where shit hits the fan.

Somehow I had inserted the g pen in such a way, that my rectum was pushing the button. I didnt believe it at first, but sure enough the heat grew and grew until I knew for SURE there was a nearly fresh blob of crumble being vaporized into my asshole. Luckily if you hold the button for too long, it shuts off. but not before it burns for a while.

As the cop made his way to my ankles, the urge to release this hot, pungent cloud was too great. I let out a tiny squeak of a fart, and watched as a faint wisp of dab trickled out one of the legs of my shorts.

The cop found nothing in the car, and told me to drive better next time.

I got high as fuck.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: SoulButter]
    #22103705 - 08/17/15 05:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:lol: A winner right here!


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Le_Canard] * 2
    #22103720 - 08/17/15 05:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You want to hear a joke? Woman's rights.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: SoulButter]
    #22103725 - 08/17/15 05:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

LOL :lol:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Zombi3] * 9
    #22103728 - 08/17/15 05:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

What did Zombi3 say to himself after leaving the hospital, post-DOC trip?

"That was toe-tally worth it!"

:awesome:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: MinnesnowtaNice] * 3
    #22103734 - 08/17/15 05:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

MinnesnowtaNice said:
You want to hear a joke? Woman's rights.






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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #22103747 - 08/17/15 05:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:
What did Zombi3 say to himself after leaving the hospital, post-DOC trip?

"That was toe-tally worth it!"

:awesome:





:ohyou:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: SoulButter]
    #22103753 - 08/17/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

one day i was at a bar,...i had gotten a couple beers in me and was starting to feel pretty good, but this damn barfly had been buzzing around the bar for a good while, and it was just really getting to me; so i started tracking it. with my eyes i started to dart along with the fly's perceived trajectory, from within my seat, i darted my hand out and grabbed the cocksucker...but i didn't crush it...no, i nabbed it straight and narrow as it crossed my eyes and didn't squish it; so i slid it hand into my fingers from my palm, and looked it up and down, and i thought to myself.

i decided what i'd do, for retribution for annoying me...i decided i'd tear off it's wings, so i did, very carefully, extracted the wings with the tips of my nails, and then tossed it on the ground, "there, now you can WALK the rest of your life!"

oh, but he wasn't done with me yet....

no, about two and half or so beers later, there he is on my fucking pant leg! staring right at me, with his beady little eyes! no wings!

i slightly panicked and drew a cold sweat from my intoxicated brow, then took a sip of beer, and finally i had enough of this creepy fly son-of-bitch. i took him up by his ass again in-between my fingers and strained to meticulously pick off each of his bitty legs...except one. and th-oop! tossed the bastard, "there OK, you can crawl for the rest of your life then!"

no more climbing people's legs for him. don't get stepped on.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: akira_akuma] * 3
    #22103863 - 08/17/15 06:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?









Nothing - you already told her, twice.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Void_Hawk]
    #22103875 - 08/17/15 06:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: zZZz]
    #22103916 - 08/17/15 06:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Lol I was joking man.

You took it to far.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
    #22103987 - 08/17/15 06:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Heres one of many awesome quotes from my favorite TV show of all time, The Man Show....

"[dog poo explodes in Adam's face]

Adam Carolla: Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

Jimmy Kimmel: By the way, The Man Show is eligible for Emmy consideration."

:lol:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 6
    #22104126 - 08/17/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

How can you tell if a hippie/wook girl is on her period?
-shes wearing tiedyed socks-

How can you tell a hippie has been at your house?
-He's still there.-
What did he say when you told him to leave?
- Namaste.-


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Zombi3] * 12
    #22104198 - 08/17/15 07:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

A guy applies for a job with the Chicago P.D.

Inspector says "These are the best qualifications I've ever seen,
just one more test before you get the job.
Take this gun, go out and shoot six black guys and a rabbit."

Guy replies "Why the rabbit?"

Inspector says "Fantastic attitude, you've got the job!"


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: The Phleg]
    #22104215 - 08/17/15 07:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:glorious:


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: The Phleg]
    #22104290 - 08/17/15 08:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:solidnod:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 5
    #22104335 - 08/17/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

What's the difference between a tweaker and a thief?

Give up?

A thief will steal from you.

A tweaker will steal from you and help you look for what he stole.


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Sui is trying to mod right now.  Kinda like a newborn calf tryin ta stand fer the first time ain’t it..


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: lowbrow] * 2
    #22104374 - 08/17/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: koods] * 1
    #22104394 - 08/17/15 08:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Why did Zombi3 call AAA?

he needed a toe



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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22104643 - 08/17/15 09:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Quote:

koods said:
Why did Zombi3 call AAA?

he needed a toe



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    #22104664 - 08/17/15 09:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Three cowboys - one from Louisiana, one from Arkansas, and the other from Oregon are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which they are famous. A night of tall tales begins. The guy from Louisiana says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why? just the other day a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns, with my bare hands." The guy from Arkansas couldn't stand to be bested. "Why, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot long rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands and bit its head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today!" The Oregon cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.


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    #22105731 - 08/18/15 08:18 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Times like this, I wish the shroomery had a -1 feature.



Unshroomy as fuck.


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    #22105812 - 08/18/15 08:49 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

A bus driver on route pulls over and picks up a nun, the nun gets on the bus and sits in the seat right behind the bus driver. Bus driver drives a little more, pulls over and picks up a long haired hippie dude. Hippie dude gets in the bus and sits right next to the nun.

Bus driver continues his route and hears the hippie dude talking to the nun. Hippe dude says to the nun, Id really like to fuck you. The nun slaps the hippie dude, makes the driver stop the bus and goes running off. Bus driver continues his route and stops to let the hippie dude off at his stop.

As the hippie dude goes to get off the bus the driver stops him and he says, dude I heard you talking to the nun and I know how you can sleep with her. Hippies like how? Driver says every Sunday night at 7pm she goes to the cemetery down the street and kneels by the big oak tree and prays to Jesus.

Driver says you look like Jesus, your tall, skinny and have a long heard. Just buy a robe and buy some glowing green powder from a costume store and rub it all over your skin and hide behind the tree. When she starts praying just jump out from behind the tree and she'll do whatever you want. Hippie dudes like fuck yea man, thanks.

So Sunday night the hippie is waiting behind the tree at the cemtetary dressed like Jesus and sure enough, here comes the nun at 7pm like the driver said. She kneels down and starts praying, the hippie dude jumps out from behind the tree and says "I am Jesus, I will answer all your prayers under 1 condition". The nuns says oh yes, anything for you. Jesus says you must have sex with me. The nun says uh... ok but it has to be anal sex because I don't want to lose my virginity and get kicked out of the church. Jesus says that's fine, bends the nun over and pounds the shit out of her ass.

He finished and stands up, pulls his robe off and wiped the glowing powder off his skin and says "Haha I'm the hippie dude from the bus. The nun stands up, takes of her wig and says "Haha I'm the bus driver"


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    #22105848 - 08/18/15 09:06 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Lil Johnny was sitting on a street corner... Shaking a bottle of turpentine, when a preacher walks up an ask, Johnny what on Earth are you doing son? Johnny said, I'm just sitting here shaking a bottle of the most powerful liquid in the world... The preacher replied, Johnny I think your mistaken and reached in to his coat and pulled out a small vial.. Preacher said, Johnny this here is holy water, it's the most powerful liquid in the world... If you put two drops of this on a pregnant woman's belly.. She'll pass a baby boy... Johnny laughed, said that ain't shit preach.. Held up his bottle of turpentine, he said, you put two drops of this on a cats ass.. And that motherfucker will pass a motorcycle ....


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    #22105867 - 08/18/15 09:14 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Times like this, I wish the shroomery had a -1 feature.



Unshroomy as fuck.



Did you see how bad his joke is?


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    #22106882 - 08/18/15 02:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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koods said:
Times like this, I wish the shroomery had a -1 feature.



Unshroomy as fuck.



Did you see how bad his joke is?



Wow bro, I can't believe you just went there...

You stepped way over the shroominess line

I highly suggest you go eat at least 3.5 grams of psychedelic mushrooms before you continue to post here.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: koods]
    #22107024 - 08/18/15 02:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Times like this, I wish the shroomery had a -1 feature.



Unshroomy as fuck.



Did you see how bad his joke is?



koods you're just making it funnier! :lmafo:


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    #22107027 - 08/18/15 02:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

koods already won this.  Time for OP to pay up.


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    #22107096 - 08/18/15 03:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

4 nuns go see a priest to confess.

Nun1 : oh father forgive me for I have sinned, I have kissed a man... Priest says; don't worry, rinse your lips with holy water and all shall be forgiven. She does it and walks away

Nun 2: Oh father forgive me for I have sinned, I have given a handjob to a man... Priest says don't worry, wash your hands holy water and all shall be forgiven. She does it and leaves.

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    #22107130 - 08/18/15 03:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I was on the bus with my friend the other day when I told the joke: "What do you do if you see an epileptc having a seizure in the bath? Throw your laundry in with him!"

Unfortunately, there was a man sitting behind us when I told this, and he leaned over the seat and said "That's not funny at all, my Son happened to die from having a seizure in the bath."

We were both obviously mortified, and the man got up to leave as it got to his stop. As he passed us we heard him say "The fucking idiot choked on a sock."


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22107137 - 08/18/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I was on the bus with my friend the other day when I told the joke: "What do you do if you see an epileptc having a seizure in the bath? Throw your laundry in with him!"

Unfortunately, there was a man sitting behind us when I told this, and he leaned over the seat and said "That's not funny at all, my Son happened to die from having a seizure in the bath."

We were both obviously mortified, and the man got up to leave as it got to his stop. As he passed us we heard him say "The fucking idiot choked on a sock."



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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: PinPornProducer]
    #22107146 - 08/18/15 03:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That is pretty good but koods still has a huge lead.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22107347 - 08/18/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Im gunna let this go a few more hours and then pay up tonight :smile:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22107359 - 08/18/15 03:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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koods already won this.  Time for OP to pay up.



His joke was a reply to mine, which reinforced it....:tongue2:

Funny stuff though.:rofl:


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    #22107782 - 08/18/15 05:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Im gunna hand out the supporter account right before I go to bed so 4 hours give or take.

I think Koods is winning but I haven't looked through the whole thread yet


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    #22107784 - 08/18/15 05:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That's right. Give the supporter account to the mod...


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Patlal]
    #22107792 - 08/18/15 05:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

He earned it.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Patlal]
    #22107796 - 08/18/15 05:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It's not my fault he got the most votes, he played by the rules and took the cake. Only thing I can do now is let the thread go for another day but I'm not convinced he wouldn't still win. :shrug:


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    #22107808 - 08/18/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Moderator accounts already have every perk of a supporter account, and then some.  Leave it to zombi 3 to do something as bright as buying a mod a supporter account though.


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    #22107811 - 08/18/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

There is no way anybody will top that.  It was original and brilliant.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22107820 - 08/18/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

like every butthole he's ever wanted.


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    #22107821 - 08/18/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I reiterate, it's not my fault that Koods is winning.
If you don't want it to go to Koods then tell a funny joke and I'll give it you pending it gets more +1's than he did.


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    #22107826 - 08/18/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Koods's joke made no sense.  Why would a Canadian call AAA, ever?  Both koods and zombi 3 should hang their heads in shame.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22107833 - 08/18/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Triple A EH?

see makes perfeckt sence.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22107834 - 08/18/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Moderator accounts already have every perk of a supporter account, and then some.  Leave it to zombi 3 to do something as bright as buying a mod a supporter account though.



I know that but he definitely won.  Nobody else is even close.  A couple of good ones but his was stellar and actually related in a mocking way to the OP.  Just fucking perfect


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    #22107838 - 08/18/15 05:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

LOL, good allocation of resources, genius.


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    #22107843 - 08/18/15 05:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

OP is now the Toeless Punter, they should have took Momma instead.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22107846 - 08/18/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Well I encourage you to post a funny.
You still have a few hours to win brah.


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    #22107851 - 08/18/15 05:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "if i am going to die, i want to die feeling like a women."

She takes off all her clothes and asks, "so who is man enough to make me feel like a true women?"

A man stands up heroically, looks her in the eyes, and takes off his clothes.....

"here iron these!".... :shrug:




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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22107866 - 08/18/15 06:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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OP is now the Toeless Punter, they should have took Momma instead.




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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22107875 - 08/18/15 06:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:ilold:

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    #22107887 - 08/18/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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There is no way anybody will top that.  It was original and brilliant.




Dude, why the fuck did you have and say that...

Now I'm getting competitive and I'm gonna spend the next hour mulling over some shit that would be funnier than that. You evil old bastard...


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Zombi3]
    #22107888 - 08/18/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Nah, I'd rather watch you buy a moderator a supporter account.  :lol:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22107895 - 08/18/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Ok do what you want man :shrug:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Zombi3]
    #22107911 - 08/18/15 06:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Im gunna hand out the supporter account right before I go to bed so 4 hours give or take.

I think Koods is winning but I haven't looked through the whole thread yet




How about a runner-up prize? :smile:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #22107925 - 08/18/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I only have the one account available atm.
This won't be te last account I give away though.


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    #22107958 - 08/18/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

How about runner up has to flick kood's dickswitch with their fresh Albino mushroom.


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Is that a prize? Lol


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    #22107982 - 08/18/15 06:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It's a penilety for failure.


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    #22108033 - 08/18/15 06:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Moderator accounts already have every perk of a supporter account, and then some.  Leave it to zombi 3 to do something as bright as buying a mod a supporter account though.




Alright I'll pick someone to get it.


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    #22108042 - 08/18/15 06:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Give it to the runner up. I shouldn't get it though.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: koods]
    #22108047 - 08/18/15 06:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That seems like a reasonable solution.  Not for nothing but you did kill it pretty early.  Thread was over.  By the way, don't give it to me.  I don't care about the perks


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: koods] * 1
    #22108064 - 08/18/15 06:43 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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Give it to the runner up. I shouldn't get it though.




I might reach around if you give it to me


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Patlal]
    #22108185 - 08/18/15 07:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Nvm


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: koods] * 1
    #22108190 - 08/18/15 07:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

What does a Grandmas pussy smell like? Depends..(shrugs shoulders)


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Magicman69] * 4
    #22108192 - 08/18/15 07:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

What's the difference between zombi3 and a 23" long rope?

nothing, both have a little less than two whole feet


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: koods]
    #22108208 - 08/18/15 07:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:lolsy:  Koods is killin it


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: koods]
    #22108235 - 08/18/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

My hair is even shaped like a rope


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Zombi3]
    #22108257 - 08/18/15 07:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I like ur hair :love:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: koods]
    #22108354 - 08/18/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Koods just making fun of a handicapped person.. It hilarious


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: koods]
    #22108395 - 08/18/15 08:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Koods should make a thread about Who Can Make the Best Insult Joke About a User.

Then if things get out of control, koods can moderate the thread back to Peace :thumbup:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 4
    #22108408 - 08/18/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

What's the difference between Patlal and Pluto?

after all these years, we finally know what Pluto really looks like.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: koods]
    #22108431 - 08/18/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Thats fuckin halarious!

Alright Zomb, he won it.

Hopefully he continues the trend of competition threads since he doesnt need a support account at all.

Thats like giving Obama a pound of hydro bud at the White House. You know hes got the Presidental hook-up already!


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 2
    #22108436 - 08/18/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

What's the difference between Rose and the Panama Canal?

The Panama Canal is a busy ditch...


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Zombi3] * 1
    #22108446 - 08/18/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Guy goes into a restaurant and orders chicken soup. The waiter brings the soup and then goes over to the window and looks out. It is a slow day, no customers, so he trys to start a converstaion with the guy who is eating the soup. "Looks like rain today" he says.
"Yeah" says the soup guy, "Tastes like it too."

Here's another:

A horse goes into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey. The horse drinks the whiskey and hands the bartender a hundred dollar bill. The bartender, thinking that the horse was just a dumb animal and wouldn't know the diference, gives the horse a fifty cent piece for change. The horse takes the coin without comment. The bartender, feeling suddenly expansive, tries to strike up a converstaion. "Not too many horses come in here" he says.
The horse shrugs and replies:"At 99.50 a shot, it's no wonder."


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: koods] * 1
    #22108465 - 08/18/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

The Phleg said:
A guy applies for a job with the Chicago P.D.

Inspector says "These are the best qualifications I've ever seen,
just one more test before you get the job.
Take this gun, go out and shoot six black guys and a rabbit."

Guy replies "Why the rabbit?"

Inspector says "Fantastic attitude, you've got the job!"




Ok so Koods got 28 plus ones with his AAA joke...
This post by the phleg is the runner up with 11 plus ones.

So Koods thank for playing and being cool :cool:
Quote:

koods said:
Give it to the runner up. I shouldn't get it though.



I will gift it to the runner up!


This contest is now over! Tune in next time!


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Zombi3]
    #22108488 - 08/18/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Give it up to the winner!

:raveface::dancingshroom::awedance: The Phleg!!! :awedance::dancingshroom::raveface:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #22108513 - 08/18/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

LogicaL you were in 3rd with 7 plus ones :wink:
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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Zombi3]
    #22108563 - 08/18/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Man I was just about to post some "I'm so gay" jokes. Oh well.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Zombi3] * 1
    #22108603 - 08/18/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Thanks :lookslucrative:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: The Phleg]
    #22108687 - 08/18/15 09:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

All the color combinations at your disposal and you go with brown and pink.. Is this some kinda reference to "Asshole"?


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22108926 - 08/18/15 10:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:lolsy:

I just went with the worst combination I could think of.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Zombi3]
    #22108982 - 08/18/15 10:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'll take 3rd :awesome:

Sorry if i offend you Zombi3, it was all in just good fun :smile:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #22109076 - 08/18/15 10:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Koods, what does the Patlal Pluto joke mean? I mean, what is Patlal?


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: champinhom]
    #22109912 - 08/19/15 06:39 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

This is a Patlal.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Zombi3]
    #22109946 - 08/19/15 06:54 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:patlal:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Zombi3]
    #22110692 - 08/19/15 10:57 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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This is a Patlal.



You bastard.  Some things can't be unseen.


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