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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: koods]
    #22108042 - 08/18/15 06:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Give it to the runner up. I shouldn't get it though.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: koods]
    #22108047 - 08/18/15 06:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That seems like a reasonable solution.  Not for nothing but you did kill it pretty early.  Thread was over.  By the way, don't give it to me.  I don't care about the perks


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: koods] * 1
    #22108064 - 08/18/15 06:43 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Give it to the runner up. I shouldn't get it though.




I might reach around if you give it to me


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Patlal]
    #22108185 - 08/18/15 07:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Nvm


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: koods] * 1
    #22108190 - 08/18/15 07:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

What does a Grandmas pussy smell like? Depends..(shrugs shoulders)


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Magicman69] * 4
    #22108192 - 08/18/15 07:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

What's the difference between zombi3 and a 23" long rope?

nothing, both have a little less than two whole feet


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: koods]
    #22108208 - 08/18/15 07:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:lolsy:  Koods is killin it


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: koods]
    #22108235 - 08/18/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

My hair is even shaped like a rope


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Zombi3]
    #22108257 - 08/18/15 07:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I like ur hair :love:


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: koods]
    #22108354 - 08/18/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Koods just making fun of a handicapped person.. It hilarious


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: koods]
    #22108395 - 08/18/15 08:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Koods should make a thread about Who Can Make the Best Insult Joke About a User.

Then if things get out of control, koods can moderate the thread back to Peace :thumbup:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 4
    #22108408 - 08/18/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

What's the difference between Patlal and Pluto?

after all these years, we finally know what Pluto really looks like.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: koods]
    #22108431 - 08/18/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Thats fuckin halarious!

Alright Zomb, he won it.

Hopefully he continues the trend of competition threads since he doesnt need a support account at all.

Thats like giving Obama a pound of hydro bud at the White House. You know hes got the Presidental hook-up already!


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 2
    #22108436 - 08/18/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

What's the difference between Rose and the Panama Canal?

The Panama Canal is a busy ditch...


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Zombi3] * 1
    #22108446 - 08/18/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Guy goes into a restaurant and orders chicken soup. The waiter brings the soup and then goes over to the window and looks out. It is a slow day, no customers, so he trys to start a converstaion with the guy who is eating the soup. "Looks like rain today" he says.
"Yeah" says the soup guy, "Tastes like it too."

Here's another:

A horse goes into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey. The horse drinks the whiskey and hands the bartender a hundred dollar bill. The bartender, thinking that the horse was just a dumb animal and wouldn't know the diference, gives the horse a fifty cent piece for change. The horse takes the coin without comment. The bartender, feeling suddenly expansive, tries to strike up a converstaion. "Not too many horses come in here" he says.
The horse shrugs and replies:"At 99.50 a shot, it's no wonder."


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: koods] * 1
    #22108465 - 08/18/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

The Phleg said:
A guy applies for a job with the Chicago P.D.

Inspector says "These are the best qualifications I've ever seen,
just one more test before you get the job.
Take this gun, go out and shoot six black guys and a rabbit."

Guy replies "Why the rabbit?"

Inspector says "Fantastic attitude, you've got the job!"




Ok so Koods got 28 plus ones with his AAA joke...
This post by the phleg is the runner up with 11 plus ones.

So Koods thank for playing and being cool :cool:
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koods said:
Give it to the runner up. I shouldn't get it though.



I will gift it to the runner up!


This contest is now over! Tune in next time!


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Zombi3]
    #22108488 - 08/18/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Give it up to the winner!

:raveface::dancingshroom::awedance: The Phleg!!! :awedance::dancingshroom::raveface:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #22108513 - 08/18/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

LogicaL you were in 3rd with 7 plus ones :wink:
Better luck next time brother :smile:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Zombi3]
    #22108563 - 08/18/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Man I was just about to post some "I'm so gay" jokes. Oh well.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Zombi3] * 1
    #22108603 - 08/18/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Thanks :lookslucrative:


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