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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22107820 - 08/18/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

like every butthole he's ever wanted.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22107821 - 08/18/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I reiterate, it's not my fault that Koods is winning.
If you don't want it to go to Koods then tell a funny joke and I'll give it you pending it gets more +1's than he did.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: akira_akuma] * 2
    #22107826 - 08/18/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Koods's joke made no sense.  Why would a Canadian call AAA, ever?  Both koods and zombi 3 should hang their heads in shame.


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22107833 - 08/18/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Triple A EH?

see makes perfeckt sence.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22107834 - 08/18/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
Moderator accounts already have every perk of a supporter account, and then some.  Leave it to zombi 3 to do something as bright as buying a mod a supporter account though.



I know that but he definitely won.  Nobody else is even close.  A couple of good ones but his was stellar and actually related in a mocking way to the OP.  Just fucking perfect


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Zombi3]
    #22107838 - 08/18/15 05:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

LOL, good allocation of resources, genius.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22107843 - 08/18/15 05:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

OP is now the Toeless Punter, they should have took Momma instead.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22107846 - 08/18/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Well I encourage you to post a funny.
You still have a few hours to win brah.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Mr. Magic]
    #22107851 - 08/18/15 05:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Mr. Magic said:
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "if i am going to die, i want to die feeling like a women."

She takes off all her clothes and asks, "so who is man enough to make me feel like a true women?"

A man stands up heroically, looks her in the eyes, and takes off his clothes.....

"here iron these!".... :shrug:




:ducklol::cheers::cheers::greatjob:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22107866 - 08/18/15 06:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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akira_akuma said:
OP is now the Toeless Punter, they should have took Momma instead.




https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Dempsey

He has a future in the NFL


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22107875 - 08/18/15 06:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:ilold:

oh damn old fool, i.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22107887 - 08/18/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
There is no way anybody will top that.  It was original and brilliant.




Dude, why the fuck did you have and say that...

Now I'm getting competitive and I'm gonna spend the next hour mulling over some shit that would be funnier than that. You evil old bastard...


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Zombi3]
    #22107888 - 08/18/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Nah, I'd rather watch you buy a moderator a supporter account.  :lol:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22107895 - 08/18/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Ok do what you want man :shrug:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Zombi3]
    #22107911 - 08/18/15 06:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Zombi3 said:
Im gunna hand out the supporter account right before I go to bed so 4 hours give or take.

I think Koods is winning but I haven't looked through the whole thread yet




How about a runner-up prize? :smile:


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #22107925 - 08/18/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I only have the one account available atm.
This won't be te last account I give away though.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Zombi3]
    #22107958 - 08/18/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

How about runner up has to flick kood's dickswitch with their fresh Albino mushroom.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #22107965 - 08/18/15 06:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Is that a prize? Lol


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Zombi3] * 1
    #22107982 - 08/18/15 06:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It's a penilety for failure.


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22108033 - 08/18/15 06:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
Moderator accounts already have every perk of a supporter account, and then some.  Leave it to zombi 3 to do something as bright as buying a mod a supporter account though.




Alright I'll pick someone to get it.


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