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if I...........
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were to eat enough mushrooms to join the homosexual agenda.
Would you fuck me? that's me in my avatar.
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Re: if I........... [Re: friskie]
#22101166 - 08/17/15 12:36 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sure, why not?
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If you brought the mushrooms
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do you still have that moped?
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which one is you in your avatar? the top or the bottom?
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Re: if I........... [Re: friskie]
#22101180 - 08/17/15 12:42 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I dunno. It's hard to answer based on just that little pic and what little interaction we've had.
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Re: if I........... [Re: friskie]
#22101186 - 08/17/15 12:43 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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friskie said: do you still have that moped?
Yep. Love it so far.
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I was hella nice to you in the romper.
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Re: if I........... [Re: friskie]
#22101196 - 08/17/15 12:46 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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friskie said:
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ThatKidWithTheFace said: If you brought the mushrooms
which one is you in your avatar? the top or the bottom?
Top of course
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friskie
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Fuck ya dude!
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Well damn.. I guess we're not compatible if said op was to transpire..
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Re: if I........... [Re: friskie]
#22101277 - 08/17/15 01:31 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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friskie said: I was hella nice to you in the romper. 
Were you anon? I like your rating though. I find it weirdly flattering
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I always sign my anon posts
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Re: if I........... [Re: friskie]
#22101288 - 08/17/15 01:39 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Aahhhh...
Good to know
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No sexy time with you, I don't play with toys (your gun) your eye we can see seems disportionetly large as well.
Just kidding, have to really make you want it first through.
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Gotta admit the gun is a bit imposing.
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I never did like foregrips. Only good for CQC. I'm more into marksmanship.
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Re: if I........... [Re: friskie]
#22101426 - 08/17/15 04:08 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Oh, I'll make you purr, friskie...
I don't sexfuck homofaggots, so I might need a little in¢entive... It's not gay if you pay me, right? What if I only charge 50¢ though?
It probably wouldn't hurt your cause to show a little bleach, too.
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Re: if I........... [Re: friskie]
#22101435 - 08/17/15 04:20 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I already banged you friskie. You don't remember because
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I think if I gave you even as little as 50 cents that would make it illegal... buuuut.. taking you out and buying you some customary cheeseburgers prior to the engagement is still an acceptable grey area in our society?
Koods told me it's only gay if you kiss. he said ass to mouth is OK but mouth to mouth is gay.
we all know a straight man can't trust a homosexual though..
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Ammy.. that was post your gender reassignment surgery an pre- your gender re-reassignment surgery. so technically it wasn't gay.
you weren't supposed to tell anybody though. I have to think about it but you broke a deal. I might negative trade rate you for that
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Re: if I........... [Re: friskie]
#22101471 - 08/17/15 04:49 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Koods banged me, he doesn't remember though because
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Re: if I........... [Re: friskie]
#22101492 - 08/17/15 05:04 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I will retaliation rate you and follow you around the shroomery trolling you mercilessly if you do that fool!
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Well koods is hella gay so I doubt he would have touched you post your re but pre your re re. but I'm entitled to know now if it was post your re re or pre your re? if it was pre your re and re re then I need to go get tested for koods-ees
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Re: if I........... [Re: friskie]
#22101508 - 08/17/15 05:12 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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that's what happens when you have multiple sexual reassignment surgeries..
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I HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW
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Re: if I........... [Re: friskie]
#22101551 - 08/17/15 05:42 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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You ain mah daa'ddy, you ain' pay mah beeills..*snap, snap, snap*
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Re: if I........... [Re: friskie]
#22101602 - 08/17/15 06:16 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Haha, koods seems like a logical gay... GUY! Guy.
That's another thing though! If a gay man can make something as mundane as a mouth-kiss homosexual, why can't we straights make ass-fucking OK again? I bet if we threw in the occaisonal power struggle and high five, it wouldn't even be that weird.
Some people really need a good ass-fucking, you know?
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It's only gay if you get butterflies in your tummy.
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Re: if I........... [Re: 1234go] 1
#22101615 - 08/17/15 06:24 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I hear it's not gay if you avoid eye contact as well.
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Would you fuck me? that's me in my avatar.
Assuming that you'd also have the AR pointed at me IRL then yes, I would get super gay with you. I'd be an "unwilling" participant in your sickest fantasies
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What if your partner calls out a feminine name during the act? Netgay+ or netgay-?
Thanks guys, this is really constructive in helping me define my sexuality.
^you had me at "unwilling"
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Quote:
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Quote:
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QFT
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Re: if I........... [Re: 1234go]
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Amanita86 said: I hear it's not gay if you avoid eye contact as well.
QFT
That's just what emf told you as to not bruise your fragile ego. Direct eye contact is far less homosexual. Hiding your shame only amplified the faggotry
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Your troll game is weak, the Noob Forum might be more your pace.
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Re: if I........... [Re: 1234go]
#22101701 - 08/17/15 07:08 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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that's it? you hit post...for that?
With all your try hard OTDing recently, somehow I expected more....
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Oh, a nice edited second addition to your post.
Had to break for some brain crunching to come back in full force.
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Re: if I........... [Re: 1234go]
#22101733 - 08/17/15 07:29 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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common man, you can do better than this with a CultFag. A "seasoned" OTDerpubfag like yourself should have no problem dispensing of such low level riff raff.
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Better than what? What are we doing? Are we trying hard? So many questions...
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Re: if I........... [Re: 1234go]
#22101777 - 08/17/15 07:49 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I am doing nothing but smoking unfiltered Lucky Strikes and playing Tetris.
You are more than likely dick whipping a young Filipino boy to get over trauma from your childhood.
Let's call it a day though. I don't even know you.
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You're trying too hard.
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Re: if I........... [Re: 1234go]
#22102411 - 08/17/15 11:26 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Does anyone actually clean the scum under the rim of their toilet bowls? I usually just kinda keep an eye on it and don't let it blow up.
No one really sees it anyway. Most avoid looking at that shit by default.
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Proper cleaning maintenance prevents the accumulation of said scum.
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Re: if I........... [Re: 1234go]
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Amanita86 said: I hear it's not gay if you avoid eye contact as well.
QFT
na only not gay if you hold your own legs up, if your top is holding your legs then you are gay.
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Sounds legit.
We need a sticky thread for new members that've recently been turned gay by the mushroom. In the thread would be a "Am I/Is it gay? 101" kind of list. That would eliminate a lot of the homo-ambiguous questions that pop up around here.
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Re: if I........... [Re: 1234go]
#22102894 - 08/17/15 01:45 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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HA!!! I don't know, it's situation dependent though: -If you swallow semen, but you happen to be starving... -If you're getting raped and you accidentally orgasm/pop a boner... -Plus, sometimes it's funny to dock penises with your straight friends.
I think we just need a solid Q&A between the straight and gay members of the Shroomery. Just hash it out/ get ALL the laundry sorted.
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It isn't gay if you don't know the guy.
If you were drunk, it wasn't gay.
It's not gay if you needed the money.
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Quote:
Giftofdeprivation said: Haha, koods seems like a logical gay... GUY! Guy.
That's another thing though! If a gay man can make something as mundane as a mouth-kiss homosexual, why can't we straights make ass-fucking OK again? I bet if we threw in the occaisonal power struggle and high five, it wouldn't even be that weird.
Some people really need a good ass-fucking, you know?
This post was way more disturbing the second time I read it.
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Re: if I........... [Re: 1234go]
#22103104 - 08/17/15 03:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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And the old fall back that applies to everything.. "If you can't remember it, it never happened."
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Bingo.
Also, if you were watching football and/or wearing a football jersey, it wasn't gay.
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No I would fuck your chocolate starfish. I heard if you put the mushrooms up your asshole (boof them) it reverses the homosexual desires you get because of mushrooms. Give it a try.
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