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Re: Losing Limbs - The Cool New Fad? [Re: koods]
    #22102690 - 08/17/15 12:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i was gonna say pris..


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Re: Losing Limbs - The Cool New Fad? [Re: zZZz]
    #22102735 - 08/17/15 01:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

a leper in a hot tub?


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Re: Losing Limbs - The Cool New Fad? [Re: sun_spots]
    #22102750 - 08/17/15 01:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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sun_spots said:
Well done. I can't think of any more right now.




how about a guy with no arms and legs n a hole?


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Re: Losing Limbs - The Cool New Fad? [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #22102777 - 08/17/15 01:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Phil, lol

Good one.


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Re: Losing Limbs - The Cool New Fad? [Re: sun_spots]
    #22102785 - 08/17/15 01:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Oh, oh, what about a guy with no arms and no legs lying on the ground in a garden?


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shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

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Re: Losing Limbs - The Cool New Fad? [Re: sun_spots]
    #22102793 - 08/17/15 01:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Funny, I had a dream last night with tons of inbred hillbilly festie  goers. None of them were missing limbs, but they were emotionally unstable kleptomaniacs beyond reason. Maybe some of them were missing limbs, I'm not sure, they were all pretty screwed up


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Re: Losing Limbs - The Cool New Fad? [Re: sun_spots]
    #22102906 - 08/17/15 01:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

turtle


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Re: Losing Limbs - The Cool New Fad? [Re: zZZz]
    #22102920 - 08/17/15 01:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

wow u guys must be so old those jokes r so 1990 save those for the grandkids orwhatever tell some dead baby/pollack ones next


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Re: Losing Limbs - The Cool New Fad? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL] * 2
    #22103022 - 08/17/15 02:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That's the best part about dead baby jokes, they never get old.

Kudos to Shlong for this


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Re: Losing Limbs - The Cool New Fad? [Re: zZZz]
    #22103053 - 08/17/15 02:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Pete.


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Re: Losing Limbs - The Cool New Fad? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22103118 - 08/17/15 03:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Bro, that fad has been sweeping ODD since June.  You're a noob to the amputee scene.





it's a fetish thing. amputees are hot



Not the hottest disability, but up there


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Re: Losing Limbs - The Cool New Fad? [Re: specialpeopleclub]
    #22103196 - 08/17/15 03:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
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Burke Dennings said:
Bro, that fad has been sweeping ODD since June.  You're a noob to the amputee scene.





it's a fetish thing. amputees are hot



Not the hottest disability, but up there



you're hot for down syndrome amirite? :derfase:


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Re: Losing Limbs - The Cool New Fad? [Re: Salomon]
    #22103207 - 08/17/15 03:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

No thanks. Too much forehead


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Re: Losing Limbs - The Cool New Fad? [Re: Salomon]
    #22103213 - 08/17/15 03:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

dream girl:


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Re: Losing Limbs - The Cool New Fad? [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22103253 - 08/17/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I traded my pinky toe for a tattoo once. Jokes on him! Made me 2x cooler!


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Re: Losing Limbs - The Cool New Fad? [Re: lood_dood]
    #22103283 - 08/17/15 03:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

speaking of losing limbs

and this is a really horrible story that I'm not trying to make light of

http://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/tick-bite-forces-woman-to-get-all-4-limbs-amputated/ar-BBlOL0V?ocid=iehp

Tick bite(s) caused this woman to lose ALL of her limbs. Yeah. She contracted a severe case of what's known as "Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever". It's usually treatable within a 5 day window of contracting it, but she apparently missed that window. And to keep it from spreading, which would have led to her death, the doctors decided to amputate both arms & legs. Just awful, man. My heart goes out to her.


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Re: Losing Limbs - The Cool New Fad? [Re: kr0nik0]
    #22104708 - 08/17/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Long ago in the bowels of my alcoholism.
They were fun times in between moments of consciousness.

Happy those days are gone but I missed you around.
The sun is shining today and LSD is in my system. :cool:




Someone should create a private user created forum for our old crew to stay in touch


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Re: Losing Limbs - The Cool New Fad? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #22104721 - 08/17/15 09:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Has anyone went Dickless yet?  Oh, I forgot there are.  We have politicians.:smug:


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Re: Losing Limbs - The Cool New Fad? [Re: Niffla]
    #22125686 - 08/22/15 06:47 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Niffla said: And to keep it from spreading, which would have led to her death, the doctors decided to amputate both arms & legs. Just awful, man. My heart goes out to her.




On the bright side she could star in nugget porn, named after the chicken nugget she now looks like


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