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Invisiblefriskie
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everything is going to be ok.. * 1
    #22097567 - 08/16/15 05:05 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

So I just ended my first shift as an overnight door greeter at Walmart and god has given me a sign in the form of a beautiful rainbow to ride my bicycle to the nearest truck stop and suck some trucker dick



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Re: everything is going to be ok.. [Re: friskie]
    #22097574 - 08/16/15 05:10 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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friskie said:
So I just ended my first shift as an overnight door greeter at Walmart and god has given me a sign in the form of a beautiful rainbow to ride my bicycle to the nearest truck stop and suck some trucker dick





im happy for you man


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Re: everything is going to be ok.. [Re: mrbart4444]
    #22097577 - 08/16/15 05:14 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

yesterday was my 3 year registration anniversary


let's get this party started :offthehook:


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Re: everything is going to be ok.. [Re: friskie]
    #22097589 - 08/16/15 05:25 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

so how long before you lose your voice after saying 'hello' and 'can i please see your recipe' 50,000 times a day?  and you have to smile everytime right?  are you worried you'll have a spasm and your face will get stuck in the smiley position forever kinda like this?  :dawerp:


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Re: everything is going to be ok.. [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22097603 - 08/16/15 05:36 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

"welcome to Walmart, I love you"

large amounts of methanphetamine help me orgasm a little every time I say it.


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Re: everything is going to be ok.. [Re: friskie]
    #22097619 - 08/16/15 05:51 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

are you working two jobs now or switched to the new role??


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Re: everything is going to be ok.. [Re: friskie]
    #22097621 - 08/16/15 05:52 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

go to the doctor and tell him your lonely at work and you need him to prescribe an emotional support pet.  Then take your dog to work with you everyday so you have something to do inbetween 'i love you's'.  and then when you get fired, sue them for a 34 million dollars


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Re: everything is going to be ok.. [Re: Soulidarity]
    #22097646 - 08/16/15 06:08 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Oh I'm still going to maintain my current role as a skydiving instructor by day.. walmart is just filling the no sleep gap that large amounts of methanphetamine has created


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Re: everything is going to be ok.. [Re: friskie]
    #22097650 - 08/16/15 06:10 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

thats the way. its like free meth. i need to hussle up some kind of similar scam. i actually need a better drug then meth. i've done my dash with meth and its not as fun anymore.


you should switch up your accents and try to convince people you're from different countries


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Re: everything is going to be ok.. [Re: Soulidarity]
    #22097651 - 08/16/15 06:10 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

ya, ya, gutentahk


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Re: everything is going to be ok.. [Re: Soulidarity]
    #22097652 - 08/16/15 06:11 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

meth used to have such a bad stigma, did that breaking bad show really make it that cool that its actually accepted in drug culture now?  arn't you afraid of losing your teeth and looking like that blonde chick from the 70's show?


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Re: everything is going to be ok.. [Re: friskie]
    #22097663 - 08/16/15 06:15 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

most walmart greeters give no fucks


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Re: everything is going to be ok.. [Re: Lucis]
    #22097673 - 08/16/15 06:23 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Especially overnight ones


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Re: everything is going to be ok.. [Re: friskie]
    #22097678 - 08/16/15 06:24 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'm actually impressed you picked up a job to fill in your idle meth time :highfive:


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Re: everything is going to be ok.. [Re: nuds]
    #22097691 - 08/16/15 06:30 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I didn't know you were elderly op.


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Re: everything is going to be ok.. [Re: friskie]
    #22097700 - 08/16/15 06:34 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I thought you had to be over 70 or something to get that job...:confused:
. . . :peace::oldman:


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Re: everything is going to be ok.. [Re: vinsue]
    #22097722 - 08/16/15 06:43 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

maybe he's disabled or mentally handicapped, thats who i usually see doing those jobs


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Re: everything is going to be ok.. [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22097766 - 08/16/15 07:06 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Porque no los dos?


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Re: everything is going to be ok.. [Re: friskie]
    #22098318 - 08/16/15 10:52 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

friskie said:
yesterday was my 3 year registration anniversary


let's get this party started :offthehook:




It use to be so much easier to catch a pub ban


Sorry guys.. this thread was spice..

I thought I would have some backup for lolzy discourse but apparently there was some backdoor deals made over the romper room closing..


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Re: everything is going to be ok.. [Re: friskie] * 1
    #22098325 - 08/16/15 10:56 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Oh. Ps. I've I've never smoked meff..

But nothing against toothless, bicycle riding, trucker dick sucking, walmart workers :elmo:


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