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Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. 1
#22097540 - 08/16/15 04:40 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Seriously, wtf is up with that shit? Why can't you just talk straight and say what you want or mean? It's like I'm supposed to be able to read your mind or something. Don't tell me to do something then get pissed because I went and did it and you wanted me to do something else.
For fucks sake, make up your mind already.
/rant
Hope I'm not alone in saying this.
-------------------- The Italian researchers’ findings, published by the INT’s scientific magazine Tumori Journal, show 11.6% of 959 healthy volunteers enrolled in a lung cancer screening trial between September 2019 and March 2020 had developed coronavirus antibodies well before February. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-italy-timing-idUSKBN27V0KF This online first version has been peer-reviewed, accepted and edited, but not formatted and finalized with corrections from authors and proofreaders https://www.icandecide.org/
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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: HamHead]
#22097588 - 08/16/15 05:25 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Uhm, anything specific you're thinking of?
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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: koraks]
#22097595 - 08/16/15 05:30 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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ahaha Real Talk but there woman.
talk you way round it say what shes thinking or wants you ta say i find it all fun an games man.
Bitches
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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: Cujllickduo] 1
#22097622 - 08/16/15 05:53 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I just posted this in another thread; it seems to relate to this scenario too:
"However, in as little as the past year I have had the occasional thought about how well I get on with men, compared to how difficult I find the female psyche to get along with (for the most part) - every woman I've ever been in a relationship with has been a 'tom boy' to some extent and when it comes to very feminine minded women I'm pretty much at a loss to understand or relate to them."
IME, it's definitely women on the more feminine side of the spectrum that act in the way you describe in the OP. Confuses the hell out of me and I don't like it one bit. So I feel your pain man.
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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#22098655 - 08/16/15 12:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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When women are being honest and not defensive bitches, they will tell you that even they don't get wtf is up with them.
I personally don't mind because sometimes I wonder if some guys even feel all of the feelings that exist. Like dude, do you know anything but anger, sadness, happiness, and horniness?
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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: HamHead] 2
#22098720 - 08/16/15 12:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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HamHead said: Seriously, wtf is up with that shit? Why can't you just talk straight and say what you want or mean? It's like I'm supposed to be able to read your mind or something. Don't tell me to do something then get pissed because I went and did it and you wanted me to do something else.
For fucks sake, make up your mind already.
/rant
Hope I'm not alone in saying this.
maybe you're just not listening right. here's an example
Q: Do these jeans make my ass look big? a1: No baby, your ass looks great in them jeans a2: no baby, I love your ass a3: your ass makes them jeans look pretty damn good a4: no, your ass looks big regardless of what you wear
all 4 of these answers is wrong, the only right answer is to shut your fucking mouth and not fall into the trap, it's a trap, it's always a trap and it's never, ever, not a trap
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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22099037 - 08/16/15 02:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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this thread makes me lol
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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: ergoticmandala] 1
#22099324 - 08/16/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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We had planned for me to stay at her house earlier in the evening.
So I take her to pick up her car and she says to me, "I think you should stay at home tonight."
Just like when she has hung up on me before, she wants me to call her back.
I follow her home and before I come in, I ask, "May I come in?"
She says "You did not ask to follow me home."
I say to her, "I feel this is one of those times when you say one thing but want me to do the other."
She looks at me with a grin and says "Thanks for not being stupid."
So, she tells me to go home for the night but thanks me for coming to her house to stay.
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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: HamHead] 1
#22099583 - 08/16/15 05:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Betas. Stop settling for neurotic cunts just because they will fuck and/or suck you if you beg enough.
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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: HamHead] 1
#22099642 - 08/16/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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HAHAHA what the fuck
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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: BoomerMan420] 1
#22099853 - 08/16/15 06:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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LOL. I call this type of shit, "Women tricks".
You can't win. Why even try?
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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: HamHead]
#22099878 - 08/16/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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HamHead said: She says "You did not ask to follow me home."
Your reply should've been:
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I have nothing else to do, and I have nowhere else to go. I like you. I'm going to be around you a lot; days, nights, weekends, holidays. I'm going to hang out with you, until the end... of... time...
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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: HamHead]
#22100339 - 08/16/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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HamHead said: We had planned for me to stay at her house earlier in the evening.
So I take her to pick up her car and she says to me, "I think you should stay at home tonight."
Just like when she has hung up on me before, she wants me to call her back.
I follow her home and before I come in, I ask, "May I come in?"
She says "You did not ask to follow me home."
I say to her, "I feel this is one of those times when you say one thing but want me to do the other."
She looks at me with a grin and says "Thanks for not being stupid."
So, she tells me to go home for the night but thanks me for coming to her house to stay.
Head games dude. Do a pump and dump. Nothing more is worth your time.
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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
#22100347 - 08/16/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Youre right, wanting to be alone but not wanting to feel like an obnoxious ugly cunt makes you a neurotic bitch
She might be selfish but its called being a girl. Guys are just selfish in different ways
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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22100359 - 08/16/15 08:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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HamHead said: Seriously, wtf is up with that shit? Why can't you just talk straight and say what you want or mean? It's like I'm supposed to be able to read your mind or something. Don't tell me to do something then get pissed because I went and did it and you wanted me to do something else.
For fucks sake, make up your mind already.
/rant
Hope I'm not alone in saying this.
maybe you're just not listening right. here's an example
Q: Do these jeans make my ass look big? a1: No baby, your ass looks great in them jeans a2: no baby, I love your ass a3: your ass makes them jeans look pretty damn good a4: no, your ass looks big regardless of what you wear
all 4 of these answers is wrong, the only right answer is to shut your fucking mouth and not fall into the trap, it's a trap, it's always a trap and it's never, ever, not a trap
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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: zappaisgod]
#22100412 - 08/16/15 08:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: Betas. Stop settling for neurotic cunts just because they will fuck and/or suck you if you beg enough.
Sorry, there's no begging, she's the one grabbing at my cock every morning.
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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: HamHead]
#22100458 - 08/16/15 09:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Op. I'm in the same damned boat I got a chick that can't seem to make up her god damned mind
I've quit trying to figure it out
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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: HamHead]
#22100683 - 08/16/15 10:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Bitches be crazy.
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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: rackem]
#22100997 - 08/16/15 11:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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rackem said: Op. I'm in the same damned boat I got a chick that can't seem to make up her god damned mind
I've quit trying to figure it out
Just out of curiosity, is she a Libra?
I've just been giving in to whatever she says, being a 'yes man' so to speak. I've given up some things such as smoking weed every day and playing video games and golf, but whatever, I don't mind much. I know she wouldn't want a stoner who plays video games all day with a messy place because I'm lazy, so I've accepted the changes I've had to make in order to better please her. We spend a lot of time together, same work schedule, carpool, etc., so as long as she's happy, I feel I can be happy as well. She's pretty smart with a lot of common sense so I don't even try a lot of the times. Sometimes I feel I'm right, but don't want to argue or upset her so I play along.
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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: HamHead]
#22102630 - 08/17/15 12:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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HamHead said:
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zappaisgod said: Betas. Stop settling for neurotic cunts just because they will fuck and/or suck you if you beg enough.
Sorry, there's no begging, she's the one grabbing at my cock every morning.
Right. That's why she sent your ass home.
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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: zappaisgod]
#22103147 - 08/17/15 03:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I see no woman tricks..she wanted to spend the night alone so she told you that? Where's the trickery?
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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: HamHead]
#22103261 - 08/17/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I feel sorry for you man she made you give up those things what did she change? Anything you dont like about her tell her to stop doing that shit and see how she reacts or if she is really willing to cater to your needs or is it just you catering to her needs which is no relationship I would ever value or try to obtain your becoming her fool to play with it seems make sure she is willing to sacrifice for you the same you are willing to sacrifice for her you gotta have that factor or someone will begin getting trampled Best a luck to ya Man
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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: BoomerMan420]
#22103963 - 08/17/15 06:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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BoomerMan420 said: I feel sorry for you man she made you give up those things what did she change? Anything you dont like about her tell her to stop doing that shit and see how she reacts or if she is really willing to cater to your needs or is it just you catering to her needs which is no relationship I would ever value or try to obtain your becoming her fool to play with it seems make sure she is willing to sacrifice for you the same you are willing to sacrifice for her you gotta have that factor or someone will begin getting trampled Best a luck to ya Man
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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: bloodsheen]
#22104242 - 08/17/15 07:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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He should read some Hemingway and get a clue
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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22104270 - 08/17/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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HamHead said: Seriously, wtf is up with that shit? Why can't you just talk straight and say what you want or mean? It's like I'm supposed to be able to read your mind or something. Don't tell me to do something then get pissed because I went and did it and you wanted me to do something else.
For fucks sake, make up your mind already.
/rant
Hope I'm not alone in saying this.
maybe you're just not listening right. here's an example
Q: Do these jeans make my ass look big? a1: No baby, your ass looks great in them jeans a2: no baby, I love your ass a3: your ass makes them jeans look pretty damn good a4: no, your ass looks big regardless of what you wear
all 4 of these answers is wrong, the only right answer is to shut your fucking mouth and not fall into the trap, it's a trap, it's always a trap and it's never, ever, not a trap
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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: zappaisgod]
#22104327 - 08/17/15 08:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: He should read some Hemingway and get a clue
I actually prefer robert frost. He whined alot less over a broken heart.
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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: JustForToday]
#22104457 - 08/17/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I was thinking more about short sentences. I like them. I can write really long sentences but I find that they are tedious for the reader
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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: zappaisgod]
#22104692 - 08/17/15 09:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I do not have great luck with the females but I have recently decided to just be straight up with them rather then beating around the bush & so far so good to my surprise. But its still too early to say if it works with great success. I will report back in a couple weeks after I hang with this cute chick I have plans with
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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: caman]
#22106885 - 08/18/15 02:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I do not have great luck with the females but I have recently decided to just be straight up with them rather then beating around the bush & so far so good to my surprise. But its still too early to say if it works with great success. I will report back in a couple weeks after I hang with this cute chick I have plans with
may the force be with
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