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OfflineHamHead
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Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. * 1
    #22097540 - 08/16/15 04:40 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Seriously, wtf is up with that shit? Why can't you just talk straight and say what you want or mean? It's like I'm supposed to be able to read your mind or something. Don't tell me to do something then get pissed because I went and did it and you wanted me to do something else.

For fucks sake, make up your mind already.

/rant

Hope I'm not alone in saying this.


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The Italian researchers’ findings, published by the INT’s scientific magazine Tumori Journal, show 11.6% of 959 healthy volunteers enrolled in a lung cancer screening trial between September 2019 and March 2020 had developed coronavirus antibodies well before February.

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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: HamHead]
    #22097588 - 08/16/15 05:25 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Uhm, anything specific you're thinking of?


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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: koraks]
    #22097595 - 08/16/15 05:30 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

ahaha Real Talk but there woman.

:ducklol:

talk you way round it say what shes thinking or wants you ta say i find it all fun an games man.

Bitches


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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: Cujllickduo] * 1
    #22097622 - 08/16/15 05:53 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I just posted this in another thread; it seems to relate to this scenario too:

"However, in as little as the past year I have had the occasional thought about how well I get on with men, compared to how difficult I find the female psyche to get along with (for the most part) - every woman I've ever been in a relationship with has been a 'tom boy' to some extent and when it comes to very feminine minded women I'm pretty much at a loss to understand or relate to them."

IME, it's definitely women on the more feminine side of the spectrum that act in the way you describe in the OP. Confuses the hell out of me and I don't like it one bit. So I feel your pain man.


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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #22098655 - 08/16/15 12:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

When women are being honest and not defensive bitches, they will tell you that even they don't get wtf is up with them.

I personally don't mind because sometimes I wonder if some guys even feel all of the feelings that exist. Like dude, do you know anything but anger, sadness, happiness, and horniness?


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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: HamHead] * 2
    #22098720 - 08/16/15 12:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

HamHead said:
Seriously, wtf is up with that shit? Why can't you just talk straight and say what you want or mean? It's like I'm supposed to be able to read your mind or something. Don't tell me to do something then get pissed because I went and did it and you wanted me to do something else.

For fucks sake, make up your mind already.

/rant

Hope I'm not alone in saying this.





maybe you're just not listening right. here's an example

Q: Do these jeans make my ass look big?
a1: No baby, your ass looks great in them jeans
a2: no baby, I love your ass
a3: your ass makes them jeans look pretty damn good
a4: no, your ass looks big regardless of what you wear

all 4 of these answers is wrong, the only right answer is to shut your fucking
mouth and not fall into the trap, it's a trap, it's always a trap and it's
never, ever, not a trap


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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22099037 - 08/16/15 02:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

this thread makes me lol


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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: ergoticmandala] * 1
    #22099324 - 08/16/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

We had planned for me to stay at her house earlier in the evening.

So I take her to pick up her car and she says to me, "I think you should stay at home tonight."

Just like when she has hung up on me before, she wants me to call her back.

I follow her home and before I come in, I ask, "May I come in?"

She says "You did not ask to follow me home."

I say to her, "I feel this is one of those times when you say one thing but want me to do the other."

She looks at me with a grin and says "Thanks for not being stupid."

So, she tells me to go home for the night but thanks me for coming to her house to stay.


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The Italian researchers’ findings, published by the INT’s scientific magazine Tumori Journal, show 11.6% of 959 healthy volunteers enrolled in a lung cancer screening trial between September 2019 and March 2020 had developed coronavirus antibodies well before February.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-italy-timing-idUSKBN27V0KF

This online first version has been peer-reviewed, accepted and edited,  but not formatted and finalized with corrections from authors and proofreaders

https://www.icandecide.org/


Edited by HamHead (08/16/15 05:37 PM)


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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: HamHead] * 1
    #22099583 - 08/16/15 05:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Betas.  Stop settling for neurotic cunts just because they will fuck and/or suck you if you beg enough.


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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: HamHead] * 1
    #22099642 - 08/16/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

HAHAHA what the fuck


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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: BoomerMan420] * 1
    #22099853 - 08/16/15 06:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

LOL. I call this type of shit, "Women tricks".

You can't win. Why even try?


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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: HamHead]
    #22099878 - 08/16/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

HamHead said:
She says "You did not ask to follow me home."





Your reply should've been:
Quote:


I have nothing else to do, and I have nowhere else to go. I like you. I'm going to be around you a lot; days, nights, weekends, holidays. I'm going to hang out with you, until the end... of... time...




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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: HamHead]
    #22100339 - 08/16/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

HamHead said:
We had planned for me to stay at her house earlier in the evening.

So I take her to pick up her car and she says to me, "I think you should stay at home tonight."

Just like when she has hung up on me before, she wants me to call her back.

I follow her home and before I come in, I ask, "May I come in?"

She says "You did not ask to follow me home."

I say to her, "I feel this is one of those times when you say one thing but want me to do the other."

She looks at me with a grin and says "Thanks for not being stupid."

So, she tells me to go home for the night but thanks me for coming to her house to stay.




Head games dude. Do a pump and dump. Nothing more is worth your time.


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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
    #22100347 - 08/16/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Youre right, wanting to be alone but not wanting to feel like an obnoxious ugly cunt makes you a neurotic bitch

She might be selfish but its called being a girl. Guys are just selfish in different ways


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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22100359 - 08/16/15 08:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

HamHead said:
Seriously, wtf is up with that shit? Why can't you just talk straight and say what you want or mean? It's like I'm supposed to be able to read your mind or something. Don't tell me to do something then get pissed because I went and did it and you wanted me to do something else.

For fucks sake, make up your mind already.

/rant

Hope I'm not alone in saying this.





maybe you're just not listening right. here's an example

Q: Do these jeans make my ass look big?
a1: No baby, your ass looks great in them jeans
a2: no baby, I love your ass
a3: your ass makes them jeans look pretty damn good
a4: no, your ass looks big regardless of what you wear

all 4 of these answers is wrong, the only right answer is to shut your fucking
mouth and not fall into the trap, it's a trap, it's always a trap and it's
never, ever, not a trap





:rofl:


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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22100412 - 08/16/15 08:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Betas.  Stop settling for neurotic cunts just because they will fuck and/or suck you if you beg enough.




Sorry, there's no begging, she's the one grabbing at my cock every morning.


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The Italian researchers’ findings, published by the INT’s scientific magazine Tumori Journal, show 11.6% of 959 healthy volunteers enrolled in a lung cancer screening trial between September 2019 and March 2020 had developed coronavirus antibodies well before February.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-italy-timing-idUSKBN27V0KF

This online first version has been peer-reviewed, accepted and edited,  but not formatted and finalized with corrections from authors and proofreaders

https://www.icandecide.org/


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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: HamHead]
    #22100458 - 08/16/15 09:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Op. I'm in the same damned boat I got a chick that can't seem to make up her god damned mind

I've quit trying to figure it out


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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: HamHead]
    #22100683 - 08/16/15 10:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Bitches be crazy.


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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: rackem]
    #22100997 - 08/16/15 11:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

rackem said:
Op. I'm in the same damned boat I got a chick that can't seem to make up her god damned mind

I've quit trying to figure it out




Just out of curiosity, is she a Libra?

I've just been giving in to whatever she says, being a 'yes man' so to speak. I've given up some things such as smoking weed every day and playing video games and golf, but whatever, I don't mind much. I know she wouldn't want a stoner who plays video games all day with a messy place because I'm lazy, so I've accepted the changes I've had to make in order to better please her. We spend a lot of time together, same work schedule, carpool, etc., so as long as she's happy, I feel I can be happy as well. She's pretty smart with a lot of common sense so I don't even try a lot of the times. Sometimes I feel I'm right, but don't want to argue or upset her so I play along.


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The Italian researchers’ findings, published by the INT’s scientific magazine Tumori Journal, show 11.6% of 959 healthy volunteers enrolled in a lung cancer screening trial between September 2019 and March 2020 had developed coronavirus antibodies well before February.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-italy-timing-idUSKBN27V0KF

This online first version has been peer-reviewed, accepted and edited,  but not formatted and finalized with corrections from authors and proofreaders

https://www.icandecide.org/


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Re: Women who say one thing but expect the other/opposite. [Re: HamHead]
    #22102630 - 08/17/15 12:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

HamHead said:
Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Betas.  Stop settling for neurotic cunts just because they will fuck and/or suck you if you beg enough.




Sorry, there's no begging, she's the one grabbing at my cock every morning.



Right.  That's why she sent your ass home.


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