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thewanderer25
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My Bitch Dont Do Anal 2
#22097080 - 08/16/15 12:19 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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My girl has a sexy ass and im trying to bone it. But the hoe dont let me she said anal is nasty. How do I get my hoe to let me get that dodo puss. Any tricks of the trade would help tremendously.
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Jokeshopbeard
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I have no idea if you're using of language like 'bitch' and 'hoe' to describe your partner is something that you're using for show, or if it somehow signifies your underlying opinions about her. Either way, it seems pretty clear to me that by using this language your opinion about this whole matter is very immature - that being the case, you're very unlikely to get what you want.
I think you should consider that the choice to do this is hers and hers alone, and nothing you can do/say will change it if that's not something she wants to do, and you will have to accept that.
On the other hand, if you approach the situation with sensitivity and maturity, and talk to her about it in that manner, you may some day get to explore that part of her, perhaps when you least expect it. That has worked for me at least.
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basqueshaman
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If she doesn't want to you should respect her wishes because not all girls like anal. Sure. Many I've been with have enjoyed it but I never pushed the issue because it's really not that much better than a good vagina. You need to slow your roll homie because you just might end up loosing her to a man who will respect her wants and needs as well as you do. Just some friendly advice. That's kinda like asking how do I get her to do ATM.
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Anonymous #1
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You don't have a "bitch" stop this pathetic attempt to troll.
Mods, please ban this fucking guy.
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Jokeshopbeard
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Just because the dude is a little misguided, doesn't mean that he should be banned. Why not give him the chance to learn?
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Anonymous #1
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He's been shitposting across the forum. From the Pub, to the Romp and now S&R. He's spamming.
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Lucis
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start by putting some pressure on her asshole as she rides you, just do this a few times and see how she likes it, if she likes it then let her know you're going to slip a finger in her bum, not all the way in though just a little bit to start. I have never met a girl that didn't like a finger in the ass.
from there you guys can talk about going the next step, I would suggest buying a small anal toy to start, work your way up from there but most importantly maintain good communication, don't just spit in your hand and shove it in there ya dig.
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koraks
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thewanderer25 said: Any tricks of the trade would help tremendously.
1. Find a woman who enjoys being called 'hoe' and 'bitch' on an online message board by a confused 16-year old pretending to be older than he is. 2. Convince said woman to go to bed with you. 3. When she's in the drug-induced coma you needed for step 2, lube her up really well and go ahead.
Good luck.
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The Doobie Dude


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Anonymous said: You don't have a "bitch" stop this pathetic attempt to troll.
Mods, please ban this fucking guy.
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MajickMuffin
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thewanderer25 said: My girl has a sexy ass and im trying to bone it. But the hoe dont let me she said anal is nasty. How do I get my hoe to let me get that dodo puss. Any tricks of the trade would help tremendously.
Anal sounds gross as fuck IMO. Why would you want to stick your pipe into her asshole when you have a perfectly fine puss and mouth.
You can still get that ass without being literally inside of it.
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You need to slowly warm her up to the idea.
drop hints, play with her ass but don't go inside etc. persistance over many months or years will guarantee success.
I'm 4 for 4 on my last four girlfriends and none of them had done it before they met me.
Your woman should be so attracted to you that she wants to do almost anything to make you happy and sexually excited.
Is she repressed in other ways?
think about it. Rhymes, so it must be true: if she won't put it in the poop hole, sexual boredom will take its toll.
1 year, 5 years, or 20 years later. you'll still want it, she still won't give it up. fucking lame.
TL;DR
if she wont even try it dump her she sounds boring and ignorant
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: My Bitch Dont Do Anal [Re: koraks]
#22098257 - 08/16/15 10:30 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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koraks said: 1. Find a woman who enjoys being called 'hoe' and 'bitch' on an online message board by a confused 16-year old pretending to be older than he is. 2. Convince said woman to go to bed with you. 3. When she's in the drug-induced coma you needed for step 2, lube her up really well and go ahead.
Good luck.
Perfection. I salute you koraks!
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JustForToday
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zappaisgod
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thewanderer25 said: My girl has a sexy ass and im trying to bone it. But the hoe dont let me she said anal is nasty. How do I get my hoe to let me get that dodo puss. Any tricks of the trade would help tremendously.
Shut up and fuck off
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Anonymous #3
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tell her that her G-spot is in the butt. It's true.
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koraks
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Anonymous said: tell her that her G-spot is in the butt. It's true.
If op's 'girlfriend' is man, then it's true in a way. You may be spot on.
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Prisoner#1
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thewanderer25 said: My girl has a sexy ass and im trying to bone it. But the hoe dont let me she said anal is nasty. How do I get my hoe to let me get that dodo puss. Any tricks of the trade would help tremendously.
you gotta let her do you first so she'll see how enjoyable it is
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MajickMuffin
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Re: My Bitch Dont Do Anal [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22098739 - 08/16/15 01:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Thewanderer25: "hey, my girl? Fuck DAT bitch at that fuckin bitch think she on top but hey, my moto is, fuck DAT bitch. Fuck DAT shit, love DAT hoe."
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JustForToday
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Anonymous said: tell her that her G-spot is in the butt. It's true.
Well, I can testify to this. I am 100% straight but I did do some questionable things before. It has to do with the prostate gland being massaged.
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zappaisgod
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TMI.
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thewanderer25 said: My girl has a sexy ass and im trying to bone it. But the hoe dont let me she said anal is nasty. How do I get my hoe to let me get that dodo puss. Any tricks of the trade would help tremendously.
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Atrium
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Actually a pretty cool thing. When you're fingering her pussy, reach downward, but through the vagina. Basically like you're trying to touch her ass from the inside. After getting it down my ex says right after it "I think I see how anal might feel really good now". Yeah, learned it from the Anal Conspiracy. If that's what it was called.
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zappaisgod
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Re: My Bitch Dont Do Anal [Re: Atrium]
#22099863 - 08/16/15 06:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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thewanderer25
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Re: My Bitch Dont Do Anal [Re: zappaisgod]
#22100223 - 08/16/15 07:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ha nah ima get it dont worry ive got a plan.
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Patlal
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thewanderer25 said: My girl has a sexy ass and im trying to bone it. But the hoe dont let me she said anal is nasty. How do I get my hoe to let me get that dodo puss. Any tricks of the trade would help tremendously.
Do what we all do... "oops wrong hole, my bad"
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basqueshaman
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Re: My Bitch Dont Do Anal [Re: Patlal] 1
#22102516 - 08/17/15 11:58 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Cut her loose and find a chick who enjoys anal, you rapist
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Atrium
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Re: My Bitch Dont Do Anal [Re: zappaisgod]
#22103474 - 08/17/15 04:36 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: Ex
For sure. She told me making it one year we could try anal and was excited. Looking back I feel like this chick was very codependent and a compulsive liar. Long story but she flipped from me to dating my friend when he told her about a night that happened that he and everyone she hangs out with condoned. Best wishes for everyone involved but she'll end up broken again and I won't really give two shits.
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