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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: My Bitch Dont Do Anal [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22098998 - 08/16/15 02:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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thewanderer25 said:
My girl has a sexy ass and im trying to bone it. But the hoe dont let me she said anal is nasty. How do I get my hoe to let me get that dodo puss. Any tricks of the trade would help tremendously.



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Re: My Bitch Dont Do Anal [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22099767 - 08/16/15 06:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Actually a pretty cool thing. When you're fingering her pussy, reach downward, but through the vagina. Basically like you're trying to touch her ass from the inside. After getting it down my ex says right after it "I think I see how anal might feel really good now". Yeah, learned it from the Anal Conspiracy. If that's what it was called.


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Re: My Bitch Dont Do Anal [Re: Atrium]
    #22099863 - 08/16/15 06:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Ex


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Offlinethewanderer25
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Re: My Bitch Dont Do Anal [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22100223 - 08/16/15 07:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Ha nah ima get it dont worry ive got a plan.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: My Bitch Dont Do Anal [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22102090 - 08/17/15 10:04 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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thewanderer25 said:
My girl has a sexy ass and im trying to bone it. But the hoe dont let me she said anal is nasty. How do I get my hoe to let me get that dodo puss. Any tricks of the trade would help tremendously.




Do what we all do... "oops wrong hole, my bad"


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Invisiblebasqueshaman
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Re: My Bitch Dont Do Anal [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #22102516 - 08/17/15 11:58 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Cut her loose and find a chick who enjoys anal, you rapist :notamused:


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OfflineAtrium
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Re: My Bitch Dont Do Anal [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22103474 - 08/17/15 04:36 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
Ex



For sure. She told me making it one year we could try anal and was excited. Looking back I feel like this chick was very codependent and a compulsive liar. Long story but she flipped from me to dating my friend when he told her about a night that happened that he and everyone she hangs out with condoned. Best wishes for everyone involved but she'll end up broken again and I won't really give two shits.


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