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InvisibleShroomopotamus
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funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg * 1
    #22096651 - 08/15/15 10:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

so im in a college town
and its always funny to see new college roomattes doing their first grocery shopping session together getting to know eachother n shit
today
i was at that there grocery store
and omg
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny
theres 2 chicks
ones smokin hot, ones fat and ugly
they're like somewhere in the store or whatever
and like
they musta been talkin bout gettin cearal or sugar or smething
fat chick was like
"well do you put sugar on your cereal/?"
and hot chick was like
"uhh nooo i don't put sugar on my cereal"
and omg
i just started crackin up
omg
it was so funny
man
todays beautful and happy
i hope you're ennjoying it everyone (:


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #22096654 - 08/15/15 10:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

oh yesh, I am enjoying this fine evening, glad to know you're doing well my fine gentleman.

cheers


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #22096658 - 08/15/15 10:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I wonder why the fat bitch is fat


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #22096670 - 08/15/15 10:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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If you go down round the bend in the river,
You're gonna find a few changes been going down there.

If you go down to the gas-powered flatland,
Where most of the people just think that they're free,
Remember the peace that you had on the mountain,
Come back to the love that you had here with me...


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: lovesquare]
    #22096679 - 08/15/15 10:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: lovesquare]
    #22096681 - 08/15/15 10:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I put sugar on mine im not fat lol i always put some in my cheerios. :thumbup:


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: Mr. Magic]
    #22096684 - 08/15/15 10:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

yeah you would


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #22096686 - 08/15/15 10:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I like to eat regular plain corn flakes but I add a bit of real maple syrup to it to sweeten it up just a little.


Doesn't sound like they are going be the best of friends.


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22096687 - 08/15/15 10:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

CHeifM4sterDiezL said:





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If you go down round the bend in the river,
You're gonna find a few changes been going down there.

If you go down to the gas-powered flatland,
Where most of the people just think that they're free,
Remember the peace that you had on the mountain,
Come back to the love that you had here with me...


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: Atreyu] * 1
    #22096689 - 08/15/15 10:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

LOL women can't be friends to begin with


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: lovesquare] * 2
    #22096690 - 08/15/15 10:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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lovesquare said:






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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 1
    #22096694 - 08/15/15 10:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I just chop up some bananas and put them in there and that makes it plenty sweet for me.


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22096701 - 08/15/15 10:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

fuck yeah, I do the same thing when I make oatmeal.


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22096704 - 08/15/15 10:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22096713 - 08/15/15 10:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I have been eating an absurd amount of special k red berries recently, i think i have a problem


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: Lucis]
    #22096716 - 08/15/15 10:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I probably eat more bananas than any other fruit, but usually in other things. Apples are probably number 2 but number one as far as fruit I eat by itself. Mandarins are probably next in popularity for me.


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #22096717 - 08/15/15 10:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

The Doobie Dude said:
LOL women can't be friends to begin with





QFT


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22096720 - 08/15/15 10:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

dude, all fruits, I smash with reckless abandon


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: Lucis]
    #22096736 - 08/15/15 10:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I have like a million pears rite now. :sadyes:


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: Lucis]
    #22096737 - 08/15/15 10:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Fennario said:
dude, all fruits, I smash with reckless abandon



:hahthatsrich:


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22096771 - 08/15/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That went over my head, where's the joke in there?


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: Laughingcowwa]
    #22096781 - 08/15/15 10:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Reread the sentence you wrote and think about it a few time. I don't want to ruin it for you by just telling you.


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #22096792 - 08/15/15 10:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Really has to reread it to understand? :lol:

Well, maybe he's not from "around here" and that phrase doesn't exist where he is?


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


Edited by Shroomslip (08/15/15 10:37 PM)


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22096799 - 08/15/15 10:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I just lost a lot of respect for someone I considered a close personal friend.

Obesity is not something to joke about.


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: DTCharlieB]
    #22096814 - 08/15/15 10:43 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

yeh pota thats not really nice :nonono:


Edited by CHeifM4sterDiezL (08/15/15 10:44 PM)


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #22096871 - 08/15/15 11:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

The Doobie Dude said:
I wonder why the fat bitch is fat



Thanks Captain Obvious


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: koods]
    #22096904 - 08/15/15 11:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Doobie is the master of subtlety and nuance


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22096915 - 08/15/15 11:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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nicechrisman said:
Doobie is the master of subtlety and nuance



:horly:


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: DTCharlieB]
    #22097841 - 08/16/15 07:46 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

DTCharlieB said:
I just lost a lot of respect for someone I considered a close personal friend.

Obesity is not something to joke about.




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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #22097852 - 08/16/15 07:56 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Fuck cereal and fuck all of you.


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: Lucis]
    #22097889 - 08/16/15 08:15 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Fennario said:
I have been eating an absurd amount of special k red berries recently...



I've been eating that(plus 1 banana &
2 slice of bread), daily for months.
Guess I'm making up for all those liquid breakfasts over the years...:faded:

I'm usually :blazed: when shopping. I enjoy the scenery more.:smirk:
Somebody is always good for a lol, too.

Yesterday this overweight, 50 something white guy with no shirt on, was sitting on the hood of a car just staring at the sun.

Or the kid who steal a box of candy bars and trys to sell singles for charity outside the liquor store...:dealer:

:shoppingcart: . . . :peace:


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