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Laughingcowwa
Your mum loves it.



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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: nicechrisman]
#22096771 - 08/15/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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That went over my head, where's the joke in there?
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: Laughingcowwa]
#22096781 - 08/15/15 10:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Reread the sentence you wrote and think about it a few time. I don't want to ruin it for you by just telling you.
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Shroomslip
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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: nicechrisman] 1
#22096792 - 08/15/15 10:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Really has to reread it to understand? 
Well, maybe he's not from "around here" and that phrase doesn't exist where he is?
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
Edited by Shroomslip (08/15/15 10:37 PM)
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DTCharlieB
yum yum fish.


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
#22096799 - 08/15/15 10:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I just lost a lot of respect for someone I considered a close personal friend.
Obesity is not something to joke about.
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: DTCharlieB]
#22096814 - 08/15/15 10:43 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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yeh pota thats not really nice
Edited by CHeifM4sterDiezL (08/15/15 10:44 PM)
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koods
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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: The Doobie Dude]
#22096871 - 08/15/15 11:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
The Doobie Dude said: I wonder why the fat bitch is fat
Thanks Captain Obvious
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: koods]
#22096904 - 08/15/15 11:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Doobie is the master of subtlety and nuance
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The Doobie Dude


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: nicechrisman]
#22096915 - 08/15/15 11:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
nicechrisman said: Doobie is the master of subtlety and nuance
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"There are a million reasons to drink and one just popped into my head. If a man can't drink when he's living how the Hell can he drink when he's dead?" - Irish Limerick I PLURed once because it was PLUR or die. - D.M.T.
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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: DTCharlieB]
#22097841 - 08/16/15 07:46 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
DTCharlieB said: I just lost a lot of respect for someone I considered a close personal friend.
Obesity is not something to joke about.
http://voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate
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1234go
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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#22097852 - 08/16/15 07:56 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Fuck cereal and fuck all of you.
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vinsue
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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: Lucis]
#22097889 - 08/16/15 08:15 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Fennario said: I have been eating an absurd amount of special k red berries recently...
I've been eating that(plus 1 banana & 2 slice of bread), daily for months. Guess I'm making up for all those liquid breakfasts over the years...
I'm usually when shopping. I enjoy the scenery more. Somebody is always good for a lol, too.
Yesterday this overweight, 50 something white guy with no shirt on, was sitting on the hood of a car just staring at the sun.
Or the kid who steal a box of candy bars and trys to sell singles for charity outside the liquor store... . . .
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