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Shroomopotamus
Happy Mushrooming



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funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg 1
#22096651 - 08/15/15 10:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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so im in a college town and its always funny to see new college roomattes doing their first grocery shopping session together getting to know eachother n shit today i was at that there grocery store and omg SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny theres 2 chicks ones smokin hot, ones fat and ugly they're like somewhere in the store or whatever and like they musta been talkin bout gettin cearal or sugar or smething fat chick was like "well do you put sugar on your cereal/?" and hot chick was like "uhh nooo i don't put sugar on my cereal" and omg i just started crackin up omg it was so funny man todays beautful and happy i hope you're ennjoying it everyone (:
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Lucis
Nutritional Yeast

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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#22096654 - 08/15/15 10:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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oh yesh, I am enjoying this fine evening, glad to know you're doing well my fine gentleman.
cheers
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The Doobie Dude


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#22096658 - 08/15/15 10:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I wonder why the fat bitch is fat
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"There are a million reasons to drink and one just popped into my head. If a man can't drink when he's living how the Hell can he drink when he's dead?" - Irish Limerick I PLURed once because it was PLUR or die. - D.M.T.
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lovesquare
Love²

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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#22096670 - 08/15/15 10:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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-------------------- If you go down round the bend in the river, You're gonna find a few changes been going down there. If you go down to the gas-powered flatland, Where most of the people just think that they're free, Remember the peace that you had on the mountain, Come back to the love that you had here with me...
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: lovesquare]
#22096679 - 08/15/15 10:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Mr. Magic



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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: lovesquare]
#22096681 - 08/15/15 10:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I put sugar on mine im not fat lol i always put some in my cheerios.
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Lucis
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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: Mr. Magic]
#22096684 - 08/15/15 10:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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yeah you would
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Atreyu
Never Ending


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: The Doobie Dude]
#22096686 - 08/15/15 10:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I like to eat regular plain corn flakes but I add a bit of real maple syrup to it to sweeten it up just a little.
Doesn't sound like they are going be the best of friends.
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lovesquare
Love²

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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
#22096687 - 08/15/15 10:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
CHeifM4sterDiezL said:

-------------------- If you go down round the bend in the river, You're gonna find a few changes been going down there. If you go down to the gas-powered flatland, Where most of the people just think that they're free, Remember the peace that you had on the mountain, Come back to the love that you had here with me...
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The Doobie Dude


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: Atreyu] 1
#22096689 - 08/15/15 10:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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LOL women can't be friends to begin with
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"There are a million reasons to drink and one just popped into my head. If a man can't drink when he's living how the Hell can he drink when he's dead?" - Irish Limerick I PLURed once because it was PLUR or die. - D.M.T.
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Shroomslip
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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: lovesquare] 2
#22096690 - 08/15/15 10:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
lovesquare said:

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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: Shroomopotamus] 1
#22096694 - 08/15/15 10:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I just chop up some bananas and put them in there and that makes it plenty sweet for me.
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Lucis
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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: nicechrisman]
#22096701 - 08/15/15 10:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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fuck yeah, I do the same thing when I make oatmeal.
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: Shroomslip]
#22096704 - 08/15/15 10:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lucis
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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
#22096713 - 08/15/15 10:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I have been eating an absurd amount of special k red berries recently, i think i have a problem
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: Lucis]
#22096716 - 08/15/15 10:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I probably eat more bananas than any other fruit, but usually in other things. Apples are probably number 2 but number one as far as fruit I eat by itself. Mandarins are probably next in popularity for me.
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Atreyu
Never Ending


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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: The Doobie Dude]
#22096717 - 08/15/15 10:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
The Doobie Dude said: LOL women can't be friends to begin with
QFT
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Lucis
Nutritional Yeast

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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: nicechrisman]
#22096720 - 08/15/15 10:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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dude, all fruits, I smash with reckless abandon
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: Lucis]
#22096736 - 08/15/15 10:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I have like a million pears rite now.
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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Re: funniest fuckin shit i've ever fuckin hear omg [Re: Lucis]
#22096737 - 08/15/15 10:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Fennario said: dude, all fruits, I smash with reckless abandon
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