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OfflineRanOutOfWeed
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What Do Aliens Learn From Anal Probing People?
    #22096578 - 08/15/15 09:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I just watched some Alien abduction videos. What the hell could aliens possibly learn from using an Anal probe? I would think intergalactic travel and other technologies beyond our wildest dreams would leave anal probing in the dust...but nope....


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Re: What Do Aliens Learn From Anal Probing People? [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 3
    #22096583 - 08/15/15 09:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Who ever said they learn anything?


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Re: What Do Aliens Learn From Anal Probing People? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22096592 - 08/15/15 09:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

They just do it for fun? "Hey Fraknu let's travel to Earth and abduct some random fat guy so we can shove a probe up his ass!"


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Re: What Do Aliens Learn From Anal Probing People? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22096596 - 08/15/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

They probably think a lot of the shit we do is weird.


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Re: What Do Aliens Learn From Anal Probing People? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22096597 - 08/15/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Idk man I guess they're gauging ass temperature


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Re: What Do Aliens Learn From Anal Probing People? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22096601 - 08/15/15 09:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

it's they fetish, they like them hillbillys, turns em on. Sick if you ask me.


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Re: What Do Aliens Learn From Anal Probing People? [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 1
    #22096608 - 08/15/15 09:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

This is your better question?

Malcom's right you really are running out of material.


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Re: What Do Aliens Learn From Anal Probing People? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22096615 - 08/15/15 09:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

My questions were never very complex to begin with. You guys really think too much into this.


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Re: What Do Aliens Learn From Anal Probing People? [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #22096616 - 08/15/15 09:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

in your ass is the space portal


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Re: What Do Aliens Learn From Anal Probing People? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22096620 - 08/15/15 09:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

No they weren't, but they at least stirred up some kind of emotion and response. Your last couple have been lame as hell.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
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I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: What Do Aliens Learn From Anal Probing People? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22096629 - 08/15/15 10:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:facepalm3:

Haha i could make up some really crazy questions. I just don't bother


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Re: What Do Aliens Learn From Anal Probing People? [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #22096746 - 08/15/15 10:26 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Not to mention Prisoner1 bans or locks most of my controversial threads.


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Re: What Do Aliens Learn From Anal Probing People? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22096754 - 08/15/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Doubt there is any anal probing in reality, just a bunch of crazies out there.


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Re: What Do Aliens Learn From Anal Probing People? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22096763 - 08/15/15 10:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The other one wasn't really controversial. That's just called narcissism. One doesn't even need to be gay to do that.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: What Do Aliens Learn From Anal Probing People? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22096766 - 08/15/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I never said it was. Referring to past threads.


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Re: What Do Aliens Learn From Anal Probing People? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22097030 - 08/15/15 11:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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What Do Aliens Learn From Anal Probing People?





they learn that it's sexually gratifying


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